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Published: 2017-06-15 14:43:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 9602; Favourites: 150; Downloads: 0
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Description It was bound to happen eventually, you thought. Frankly, you were surprised it hadn't happened sooner given that you'd been living with three males for over six months now, and dating one of theirs best friend. That, in itself, was even more troubling. Not once, in your slow-moving relationship with Iwaizumi, had you dreamed of having sexual relations with him, and there had been plenty of times where you had felt the urge (the boy was down-right handsy)...

No.

It had to be Oikawa.

The context of the dream still haunted the forefront of your mind, any other thought persistently interrupted by the sensual way he'd said your name, or the moment in which his fingers... Oh god, your brain was doing it again!

It was freakishly vivid, having woken yourself up by moaning, quickly followed up with a jolt and a desperate prayer no one had been passing by your door. Teased for "missing out" in your high school years, the prudish side of you was shocked you had the ability to make such lewd noises.

The anxiety that came with having your first sex dream was not something you anticipated. Firstly, the need to scold Oikawa for penetrating --no, infiltrating your dream was inexplicably prominent, and had you not been so startled from your deep sleep, you may have inadvertently done so. Luckily, you'd snapped back into reality enough to consider the consequences and quickly realized that would be the worst mistake of your life.

You were sure Oikawa's ego would implode if he knew, which might also lead to him bragging to Iwaizumi even if it meant getting punched in the gut and, less you forget, the endless shame and obnoxious cackles from the other two idiots. In some ways, you feared Kuroo and Bokuto finding out most, and you could almost taste the rancid puns and smell the butt as result of being at the end of all their jokes. Obviously, the best course would be to act as if the dream had never happened and continue about your day as normal.

You were scheduled to work later that afternoon, and you could possibly take yourself out to a cheap lunch just to leave the loft early. That's right; you just had to play it cool and act casually, as to not raise any suspicion. You were simply blowing this out of proportion... They probably had dreams about you all the time, right?

You retched at the idea.

Being an awkward person by nature meant forced normalcy exacerbating aforementioned awkwardness. In your attempt to so much as leave your room, your exit ended up being, what could only be described as, some sort of weird, wet-noodle maneuver; slinking out in a fast, wriggling-against-the-door-frame motion. You hadn't so much as made it an inch down the hall before being attacked from being (pun intended), by a hand on your shoulder.

"Ah, good morning, [Name]-chan!" Oikawa greeted with a bright smile.

Your body seized, and you prayed the brunette didn't notice. Despite the cheery nature of his tone, you could only hear your name dripping with sensuality, heavily in a sigh or a groan-- and not the grumpy kind. Mid-turn, it was also revealed that Tooru had just come out of the shower and chosen to prance around in nothing but a towel around his hips, his hair brushed back from his eyes.

He picked a terrible day to be sexy.

"T-Tooru..." Dear god, had you just breathed his name?

"May I ask a favor from you?"

Oh, god!

"Depends," you muttered, only to be ignored.

"I have a few books that need returned today, and I just haven't the time to stop by. Will you take them into work for me? Maybe even wave the late fee~"

"I thought you said they were due today?"

"Yesterday," he coughed.

You suspected they were far later due than that, but were too distracted on the droplet of water rolling down his shoulder, between his pecs and down his bumpy abdomen. It was no surprise that Oikawa kept in good shape, but your dream forced you to recognize it.

Shit, how long had you been staring?

Double shit; Oikawa noticed.

First, his slender brows knitted and puckered, then his hands went to his hips. Suddenly, you were feeling very warm, Oikawa's hand reaching to press against your forehead,

"[Name], are you feeling alright?"

He picked a terrible day to be kind,

"You look... more air-headed than normal."

Close enough.

Though his hand was nowhere near, you could only re-imagine it cupped around your cheek and his thumb hooked inside your mouth. Your gut churned and your cheeks swelled with humiliation, having caught his tongue briefly lick his lips, before carelessly blurting,

"What're you? My mom? Well, put some clothes on, Mom!"

His mien twisted beyond puzzlement, bringing his attractiveness down a few notches. Your expression didn't look much better --perhaps, best described as a rabid animal backed into a corner or, in this case, just the uneven place between your door and the hall-wall. Fortunately, Oikawa flapped his hand disinterestedly, muttering something snarky, no doubt, under his breath about your sanity.

Unfortunately, as Oikawa sauntered away, and before a relieved sigh could exit your pent up aura, your eyes met with a freshly awoken Kuroo, leaned against his door frame. Again, your spine went rigid --a somewhat standard reaction with Kuroo's slanted, feline eyes and the sliest smirk you had yet to witness in your roommate-hood. He inclined his head suggestively, a dark brow cocked at an supernaturally acute angle.

"What?" You snapped with forced and wavering aggression.

"I have to say, I didn't think you were the type," came his smooth reply. "Who'da thunk it."

"I..." He's bluffing... you hoped, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Kuroo's chest rumbled with a restrained, deep-set chuckle before he pushed himself from the door. The previously known dorkus seemed to glide by, agile and confident, like some kind of entrancing vampire. That facade --or whatever it was, sort of crumbled when he decided to boop your nose,

"Whatever you say, babe."

Despite desperately trying to convince yourself that he was just messing around --that his behavior was just a ruse to find out why you were acting so weird, you discovered you couldn't take the risk by assuming, and whirled around so fast that sweat bounced off your temple,

"Tetsu!"

"Mmmm'yeeees?" He sang with a slow pirouette on his heel.

"You won't . . . you won't tell Tooru that I had a sex dream about him, will you?"

Kuroo's eyes slanted and his grin stretched, "So that's what that was all about."

You and your big mouth! "You mean, you didn't--"

He winked an eye, "Don't sweat it... Your dirty little secret is safe with me. Although... I might need something to keep me quiet."

"How about my fist in your mouth?"

"Kinky. You sure Hajime wouldn't mind?"

"You're insufferable!"


[extended]




The dream finally became a distant memory after a long, strenuous work day. The library had been bustling with all walks of life from college students preparing for up coming finals (you nearly crapped upon remembering you had studying to do yourself), to children on a school field trip. At one point, you witnessed both a toddler and a boy your age vomit, and you were willing to bet for the same reasons after both their eyes widened at their textbooks. Any other day, you may have perceived witnessing such a grotesque sight as misfortune, but truly it had been the godsend you'd asked for in wiping away the remnants of dream-world intimacy with Tooru.

Now home, and hooked under the arm of Iwaizumi, you were content. The atmosphere in the loft was warm, a few giggles spluttering from your lips at Kuroo's expense, while Oikawa basked in the glory of not being the bullied one for once.

This was what roommates were suppose to do, you thought. Comfort tingled in your centered, and your fingers absentmindedly squeezed Hajime's as a silent "thank you" for his being there to enjoy it with you.

"By the way," interjected Bokuto, hugging a volleyball against his chest. The living room fell silent to listen intently, which had never been done before. It was almost eerie how quickly everyone, in unison, turned their attention to the broad male, following his golden orbs' gaze toward you, "What the hell were you doing this morning?"

Your heart instantly dropped.

Kuroo choked.

Heads turned, alternately between each other, quietly questioning not only you, but Bokuto.

"Did no one else hear it?" He pressed, humorously aghast. "Seriously? Dude! You were moaning so loud--"

Iwaizumi tensed. Whether out of embarrassment, suspicion, or turned on, you weren't sure.

Oikawa raised his brows, mouth forming an amused Ah, "No wonder you were acting so strangely this morning, [Name]-chan... And, Iwai-chan, I'm hurt you felt you had to sneak out. We're all adults--"

"Even if I was here, I wouldn't tell you shit, Trashy-kawa!"

Bokuto howled with laughter, "No, no, no! I checked on her --she was sleeping alone, but--"

"Uh, Bokuto --bro..." God bless Kuroo for trying.

"She was moaning your name, Oikawa! [Name] was having a freaking sex dream with you!"

The grip on your hand was damn near bone-crushing, while Oikawa --not surprisingly, seemed flattered until Iwaizumi glared so coldly even you shivered. Bokuto was rolling on the floor, Kuroo was restraining himself with forced exasperation, and you wished it were possible to sink so far between the sofa cushions you'd never see the light of day again.

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Comments: 63

eclipse-chann [2019-04-26 19:19:20 +0000 UTC]

*buries myself in the ground*

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NikaRyu [2018-12-03 15:55:11 +0000 UTC]

OMFG NO BOKUTO YOU BIG MORON WHYYYY HOLY FUCK WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Vanishing in a hole sounds like a very good option, yes. the best to be frank.Β 

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xXJhazzyXx [2018-04-11 17:42:46 +0000 UTC]

NOW WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO GET SWALLOWED MY THE GROUND

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xXJhazzyXx In reply to xXJhazzyXx [2018-04-11 17:42:54 +0000 UTC]

By

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MusicNymph9 [2018-03-27 07:51:20 +0000 UTC]

"She was moaningΒ yourΒ name, Oikawa! [Name] was having a freaking sex dream with you!"
I can assure you, I am not exaggerating when I say I SCREAMED "HAAAHAA, GOD, NO!!!"

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kuroo-hotaru [2018-02-18 20:38:27 +0000 UTC]

OHMAHHHGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Ayemeerah [2017-12-29 20:56:34 +0000 UTC]

After reading this I became a hyperventilating grinning earthworm. I think almost had A heart attack trying not to laugh! Great work with the series by the way.

On a side note: BROKUTO! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEH

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C0ralia [2017-10-22 04:04:51 +0000 UTC]

I screamed in the car when bokuto told everyone and now my grandparents are mad at me . BUT MY DREAMS OF DATING IWAZUMI HAVE COME TRUE!!!!!!

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Hikari-Honazono [2017-10-07 21:01:10 +0000 UTC]

And also, PLEASE CONTINUE!

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Hikari-Honazono [2017-10-07 21:00:33 +0000 UTC]

Bokuto you ass!!! 🀣

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rialovesfanfic [2017-09-26 06:56:40 +0000 UTC]

I love this series so stinking much! I just spent half my night reading it and I just ughhh. Good stuff. Good job. I hope you don't the inspiration to continue!!

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ClockAys [2017-08-06 22:01:24 +0000 UTC]

Can you please reply to this comment? Doesn't have to be anything, just a dot will do. The only way I have of checking right now if you've posted the continuation is by my notification box, and I'm worried it'll disappear, so I need a new notification for this :v thank you ^^

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Mikittykun In reply to ClockAys [2017-08-13 01:04:40 +0000 UTC]

i don't understand, but okay!!! XD

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ThatGingahNinja [2017-07-26 13:11:09 +0000 UTC]

This series is life giving. LOL
Bokuto, whyyyyyyy?!! Haha

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Mikittykun In reply to ThatGingahNinja [2017-07-26 15:38:32 +0000 UTC]

aahh yay!
thank ya!! nice to hear from you again!

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scandaleis [2017-07-25 00:05:39 +0000 UTC]

honestly
honESTLY
HONESTLYΒ 
PLEASE MAKE A NEW ONE I LOVE THIS SERIES AND I NEED MOREΒ 
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k thnx bye

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Mikittykun In reply to scandaleis [2017-07-25 12:55:38 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha, i will!
thanks so much!!

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ThatWriterCali [2017-07-08 03:38:16 +0000 UTC]

AAAGH WHAT HAPPENA NEXT YOURE KILLING MEEEEEE

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Mara-Bella [2017-07-07 07:15:19 +0000 UTC]

Bokuto. Dude. You just broke the bro code man. The bro code! You are officially no longer a bro. Bro status is hereby revoked.Β  Β 

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izahi [2017-07-04 23:06:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm laughing even though I know I would die from embarrassment in such a situation πŸ˜‚

Bokuto, you ass.

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Mikittykun In reply to izahi [2017-07-09 21:04:27 +0000 UTC]

i screamed when i saw your comment
cause i miss you so dang much

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izahi In reply to Mikittykun [2017-07-21 22:18:00 +0000 UTC]

Your comment warms my heart, you always do.
I miss hanging out here actually and reading stuff and talking to you :C
But I managed to land a new job as of late and I am currently buried with work. I happy I have a lot of work to do but for a few more weeks I will probably not exist outside of work. My routine has literally become wake up -> work -> lunch -> work -> shower -> dinner -> try not to fall asleep immediately -> sleep -> repeat

What about you? How are you faring during this fine summer, my friend?

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Mikittykun In reply to izahi [2017-07-24 16:03:53 +0000 UTC]

bless your heart.Β 
I know that all too well, so hang in there and be
super proud of yourself too! don't forget to take time
for you either, as there is nothing wrong with a breakΒ 
from time to time!!

all is well on my end, but my butt is getting
ready to be kicked into gear and submitted to the
same kind of schedule as you, i think. I've taken
things easy for far too long and im so behind in life!

So, we're in this together!! <3

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scribblybubbles [2017-06-25 02:25:34 +0000 UTC]

OMG, Bo... NOOOO! Ahaha, poor Reader-chan!Β 

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FalseDream [2017-06-21 04:04:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh shito

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ClockAys [2017-06-20 03:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Bokuto, you asshole. You had to.

... if I was Reader-chan, I would try to hide under Iwaizumi and apologize profusely. Aah, I'm embarrassed for Reader-chan. T-T

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IvoryFeline75 [2017-06-19 18:00:36 +0000 UTC]

Iwaizumi is going to kill all of us.

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Aries-Has-Arisen [2017-06-19 02:34:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god I don't think I could ever face anyone ever again if this happened! And for someone to /announce/ it in front of everyone! Ohhhhh my god. It didn't really happen to me but I want to hide my face.
but damn if it isn't hilarious in an embarrassing beyond belief way. Jeez I love this seriesΒ 

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Mikittykun In reply to Aries-Has-Arisen [2017-06-19 13:32:58 +0000 UTC]

ahahahaaa thank you so much!!

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megchan87 [2017-06-18 04:03:09 +0000 UTC]

It certainly does not help the fact that she's already seen Oikawa naked.Β 

Maybe if she saw Iwaizumi naked she'd have a sex dream about him. 8D

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Mikittykun In reply to megchan87 [2017-06-18 20:26:44 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha, maybe!

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Muse98 [2017-06-18 03:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh man this was a ride! XD Bokuto just had to go and say something. Like the second hand embarrassment from the situation! Possibly made worse because I'm super ace. It was so wonderfully awkward though! All the reactions were really realistic in the situation.

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Mikittykun In reply to Muse98 [2017-06-18 20:27:38 +0000 UTC]

ah, thank you so much!!
i love imagining bokuto with an obliviously big mouth XD

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srysarai [2017-06-17 19:20:44 +0000 UTC]

oh MY GOODNESS
bokuto whYWHYWHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

this was wonderful though !! c:

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Mikittykun In reply to srysarai [2017-06-18 20:27:49 +0000 UTC]

thhhaaank you!!

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wabisabea [2017-06-17 14:39:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Bokuto, why do you have to be so oblivious at times

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Mikittykun In reply to wabisabea [2017-06-18 20:28:04 +0000 UTC]

master of the foot-in-mouth technique

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themuggingthief [2017-06-16 23:02:54 +0000 UTC]

Omg I had to set the phone down for a moment I was cringing so hard. This is so good!

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Mikittykun In reply to themuggingthief [2017-06-17 00:36:34 +0000 UTC]

thank you so much!!

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ruinedchildh00d [2017-06-16 03:39:35 +0000 UTC]

I SCREAMT

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Mikittykun In reply to ruinedchildh00d [2017-06-16 22:01:03 +0000 UTC]

XD

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itsranko [2017-06-16 03:10:40 +0000 UTC]

GODDAMN IT BOKUTO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I absolutely live for this series. I hope to see more with Iwaizumi c:

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Mikittykun In reply to itsranko [2017-06-16 22:01:31 +0000 UTC]

yay!!! Thank ya!!

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Snixx48 [2017-06-16 00:38:23 +0000 UTC]

I have never before in my life facepalmed so hard and yelled STFU that many times at my screenΒ Β Β Β  gdi BokutoΒ 

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KarenTakamiya [2017-06-15 21:00:25 +0000 UTC]

EVERY WORDS JUST MAKE ME BALL MY FISTS BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID THAT THEY MIGHT FIND OUT

AND THEY DID AND I LITERALLY SHOUTED

"BOKUTOOOOOOOO!"

i just woke up and this is a really good 5:00 am read, god bless.

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Mikittykun In reply to KarenTakamiya [2017-06-15 21:16:53 +0000 UTC]

bless you!
it an honor to be read at 5:00am.

good morning, sweet child. the earth says hello!

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AngelicInferno [2017-06-15 18:21:37 +0000 UTC]

I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE
THIS WAS PERFECT

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Mikittykun In reply to AngelicInferno [2017-06-15 20:49:50 +0000 UTC]

yes! thank you so much!!

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RainbowsAndYatocorns [2017-06-15 17:24:52 +0000 UTC]

This is the best thing I've read yet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Mikittykun In reply to RainbowsAndYatocorns [2017-06-15 20:50:07 +0000 UTC]

aaah! great! thank you so much!

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