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EDIT EDIT:Wooahhh
GUYS!
THIS DEV SUCKS! I made it when I was a n00b XD
I'm going to improve my Belarus chatbot now :<
Edit: Seriously?! This is my most viewed dev '___'. You guuuuyssss. Check out my other stuff. (except my old ones lol).
Wow, your conversations are so hilarious!
Hm..there's a glitch where the picture changes...lol.
I really rushed it....I don't know lol. Since Belarus is my favorite character (female besides Liechtenstein) I had an urge to do this XD. Yup, I added some stuff, a lot of stuff. Try to say
"marry me"
"kol"
"I love you"
"I hate you"
"I am 11 or I am 12 or I am 13"
" 2012"
" It's over 9,000!" *got the idea from Pacdathesis*
also added more stuff~!
" I am France/Sweden/Russia/Ukraine etc"
put "I like your penis" or "I like your..." anything XD. Even though Belarus is a female lol.
I like how their are so many I just learned that I can sound like Britney Spears! *holds nostrills* Well ..
SUCKY PREVIEW IMAGE IS SUCKY IKR
(C) 2011 Himaruya Hide
(c) 2011 character by Himaruya Belarus blah blah
(c) audio 2011 by Lia Kimi ni Yoin Tori No Sora
This is my first chatbot I have to test it..lol
My conversations
" What's your favorite book?"
" 100 ways to kill Lithuania, have you read it?"
" No."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, I do not."
" Whatever, when do I do it?"
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" I hate Russia."
" I hate you."
" Why?"
" Because mimiskydn programmed me for it."
" I AM mimiskydn!"
" Why are you mimiskydn."
" WHUT."
also put "dick" lolololol.
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Me: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Belarus: I only do that to Russia
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XDDD it's so fun talking to a virtual software, powered by pandorachatbots.
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Comments: 211
kedamonos [2012-10-27 06:36:14 +0000 UTC]
Me: Look! I see Russia.
Belarus: My eye is not attached right now. Where do you see it?
Me: .....how did you detach your eye?
Belarus: Come on. mimiskydn programmed me for it.
Me: .....that might come in handy, I guess.
Belarus: I am glad you understand it. "I am glad you understand it" might come in handy? I understand.
Me: .....you lost me.
Belarus: I am sorry. Maybe I can explain it better.
Me: Nope. That's okay.
Belarus: Me either. OK. Is that so.
Did...I break her?! XD
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Tobi720 [2012-10-23 02:33:33 +0000 UTC]
Me: good morning honey.
Belaus: morning dear how are you?
Me: good
Belaus: that's nice.
Me: so how is our daughter?
Belaus: good as far as I know.
Me: so what are we doing later tonight?
Belaus: We are discussing it right now.
Me: Want to become one with me again?
Belaus: what do i get?
Me: Me.
Belaus: besides you.
Me: another child.
Belaus: sounds good lets go.
After that i was read faced.
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italiandoublerainbow [2012-10-19 04:26:18 +0000 UTC]
Me: kol.
Belaus: RUSSIA! NII-SAN! MARRY ME!
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CV03-Luka-Megurine In reply to ??? [2012-10-15 21:35:02 +0000 UTC]
Me: i am Ivan Braginski.
Belarus: good to meet you, Ivan Braginski.
Me: do you know who i am?
Belarus: A troll.
LOLOLOLOL
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SuperUmbreon1 [2012-10-08 00:52:38 +0000 UTC]
I said
me: I had sex with Russia.
Bela: do you still have sex with russia?
me: Yes I do.
Bela: really?
me: Yah.
Bela: Whatever.
...o.o
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BlueWoundedWolf [2012-10-07 05:14:25 +0000 UTC]
jsdjksdvbjvs
"that is an original thought"
THANK YOU SOMEONE WHO AGREES
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SpiritombGirl [2012-09-21 16:12:52 +0000 UTC]
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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SpiritombGirl [2012-09-20 02:06:58 +0000 UTC]
me:FUCK YOU!
Belarus:THAT'S IT I'M GONNA COME OUT OF THIS SCREEN AND KILL YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING LITTLE HEAD OFF
Me_O Belarus i was only joking
Belarus:When was this exactly
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DeathEater-MFunnyG [2012-09-19 11:36:13 +0000 UTC]
Me: I am Russia.
Belarus: MARRY ME.
Me:NO.
Belarus: Are you serious?
Me:Yes.
Belarus:Whatever.
Me:Hmph.
Belarus:Harumph.
Me:HMPH.
Belarus:Harumph.
and so on and so forth.
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AmIThatObvious [2012-09-17 22:34:50 +0000 UTC]
Ahaha, I love this. XD Oh, and what song is playing? It's lovely.
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KuroNeko1912 [2012-09-16 18:21:18 +0000 UTC]
me: you stupid hoe belarus: i will remeber what you said when robots take over the world. me: O_O oh fuck
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AlessiaVargas [2012-09-01 21:53:23 +0000 UTC]
Me: I'm 15
Belarus: You are too old for me
Me: O_O
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CV03-Luka-Megurine In reply to AlessiaVargas [2012-10-15 21:32:15 +0000 UTC]
Me: I'm 12
Belarus: hmph, preteen, too young for me.
Me:
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JelloJiji [2012-08-16 19:37:41 +0000 UTC]
Type in "America <3"
and she asks "What is the greatest nation on Earth?"
WIN!! XD
(gawd I love this)
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JelloJiji [2012-08-16 19:33:31 +0000 UTC]
"I am a superior robot built to enslave Russia and to marry him"
"I am Russia"
"MARRY ME!!!"
"Okay"
"OK with me too"
"Okay"
"OK with me too"
"Okay"
"OK with me too"
"Okay"
"OK with me too"
......Wait............
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akatsukilover123451 [2012-08-13 06:23:54 +0000 UTC]
im playing on my cousins' account and i really am 10 O___O
please dont call France DX
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marci96 [2012-08-12 20:40:00 +0000 UTC]
Me: I'm Canada
Belarus: Who?
Me:
Belarus: Thinking of an excuse
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Obessioncycle [2012-08-03 17:51:42 +0000 UTC]
what is this song? it's beautiful. and this is real fun.
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AskTabby [2012-08-02 17:12:40 +0000 UTC]
oh mah god
me- can you sing?
berlarus-I only sing to Russia you can hear my CD COLLECTION.My duet with Ukraine is "Carrot and Sticks"
me- can you sing to me>
berlarus- daisy daisy give me your answer do,
im half as crazy
all for the love of you
it wont be a stylish marriage
i cant afford a carriage
but youll look sweet
upon the seat
me- :I woah
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AskTabby [2012-08-02 17:00:43 +0000 UTC]
me- im sweden
berlarus- wheres finland?
me- im my bed
berlarus- do you mean your name is your bed
me- yeup :I
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gamelover14 [2012-07-30 19:36:14 +0000 UTC]
-Me: I am France.
Belarus: Your that pervert?
Me: France is not a pervert!
Belarus: What's your favorite part of France?
Me: He is funny.
Belarus: I see. Funny is he?
Me: Da.
Belarus: whatever.
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Me: I am China.
Belarus: Don't you dare touch my brother!
Me: I don't. He touches me! ((pffft))
Belarus: I havnt heard anything like that before: said dont. I get it. touches you.
Me: Oh no! I broke her brain!
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Me: Mother Russia
Belarus: He is a male! Not a mother!
Me: Father Russia
Belarus: Do you have any Idea what I'm talking about?
Me: Nope :I
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Sonadowfangirl01 [2012-07-27 05:20:45 +0000 UTC]
My conversation...
Me: I LOVE LITHUANIA!!
Belarus:...............
Me: *goes to bathroom* *comes back*
Belarus: ...................
Me: Yay!! I left Belarus speechless!!!
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SuperSaiyanKin [2012-07-25 21:32:55 +0000 UTC]
Lol my conversation...
Me: Russia is mine!
Belarus: You may not claim his vital regions!
Me: I already did!
lol... just had to say the "Russia is mine" thing xD
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RussiasSunflower13 [2012-07-24 22:39:35 +0000 UTC]
She gets speechless when I type in I'm sexy and i know it... and I'm a girl... o_______o
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RussiasSunflower13 In reply to ??? [2012-07-24 22:34:55 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA TYPE IN CROTCH CLOTH
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DarsyWolf In reply to ??? [2012-07-05 22:54:37 +0000 UTC]
ApparentlyD Russia like titties and Belarus's *pfft* PENIS! LOL.
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DarsyWolf In reply to ??? [2012-07-05 22:12:38 +0000 UTC]
I just put "I like your man boobs." and she said "You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my man boobs."
I LOL all over the place.
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shadowscar00 [2012-07-02 06:46:47 +0000 UTC]
I asked her if Russia had agreed to marry her... Her response- That question has never crossed my mind. (OoC!)
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Hinata-34546 [2012-06-28 10:36:48 +0000 UTC]
me: im Zhe AWESOME Prussia.
belarus: do your freinds call you Zhe AWESOME Prussia.
me:yes ^^
belarus:whatever
i flipped >:U
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1courtney1 [2012-06-17 00:31:56 +0000 UTC]
Me: Russia is MINE!
Belarus: You cannot claim his vital regions.
Me: You lie.
Belarus: It's the truth.
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SouthPark-Baka In reply to ??? [2012-06-14 05:14:36 +0000 UTC]
Me: It's over 9,000!
Belarus: Over 9,000 sharp knives up to your face.
Me: Why do you hate me?
Belarus: It was the only thing I could think of.
;n;
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MewCupcake1 In reply to ??? [2012-06-12 19:07:13 +0000 UTC]
"I have cookies"
"Where did you get your cookies? I have a birthday on in Russia's Pants"
" O.O oh seriously?! "
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XXXAllyChanXXX [2012-06-08 22:09:54 +0000 UTC]
I said I like your Penis.
Then she said, yes, I'm very proud of my penis/
LOLL
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MaxusJones In reply to ??? [2012-06-08 21:00:10 +0000 UTC]
me: QUICK WHAT IS GRAVITY!
belarus: when do you think that artificial intellegence will replace lawyers?
me: *facepalm*
belarus: what was that?
me:GRAVITY.
belarus: you speak with disrespect how dare you blame that on me.
-.-
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ricybeck [2012-06-03 22:23:45 +0000 UTC]
I asked, "Can you sing?" Belarus: "I only sing to Russia you can hear my CD COLLECTION.My duet with Ukraine is "Carrot and Sticks". My reaction? I don't know anymore.
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TacoMatrix In reply to ??? [2012-05-31 05:35:26 +0000 UTC]
I put in Big Ben and it said compare that to small ben XD
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MewCupcake1 [2012-05-29 06:52:56 +0000 UTC]
Me: I am Italy~
Belarus: Fuck you , don't come near my sweet brother
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MewCupcake1 [2012-05-29 06:51:57 +0000 UTC]
Me: I am Lithuania
Belarus: L-Lith?! N-No! Don't come near me!!
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ThePinkLily101 In reply to ??? [2012-05-25 06:39:48 +0000 UTC]
Great chatbox. This had me laughing lots of times.
Me: I am Ukraine.
Belarus: Fool! Your boobs don't bounce so that means you must be an impostor.
Me: I am Russia.
Belarus: MARRY ME!
Me: NO
Belarus: Are you serious?
Me: Yes
Belarus: Whatever
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KikiWolfHeart In reply to ??? [2012-05-15 00:50:51 +0000 UTC]
Me: It's Over 9,000!
Belarus: "It" being what?
Me: Your penis.
Belarus: Yes. I am a penis.
WHAT?
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