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MirachRavaia β One Donut to rule them all
Published: 2014-04-05 15:49:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 376507; Favourites: 4757; Downloads: 494
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The Donut of Power
I don't believe nobody thought of this before, probably it just didn't get this popular on the internet. But your response is really awesome, and many of your comments made me laugh! My inbox is overwhelmed and I can't answer them all, but thank you for every comment and
! I really didn't expect this, it's probably the proof of the dark and tempting power of the One Donut... Which makes me a little bit nervous, because I ate it... with my Gardener
My fiancee's name means "gardener" in my language, and I split it in half with him...For those who don't get it:
Its story by DaelaeyniAnne :
Edit: People, this is crazy! THIS gets more favs than both of my DDs combined??? It was just a silly idea for the picture of my medieval and Middle-earth-ish costumes:
and an animation of it ruling the 9 donuts for mortal men by cos-tam :
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Best doughnut in the history of doughnuts.
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One donut to make them all hungry xD
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At first I was like "Well, I guess it's a pretty nice donut"
But then I did a double take and realized that it's much more than a petty nice donut.
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This is such a great idea for a Tolkien party!Β Β
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I'm sure nobody else has ever thought of writing Elvish with glaze before. Specially on a ring-shaped pastry like a donut 
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You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.
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OMG, how didn't I think of commenting thus?!
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"The donut cannot be eaten, Gimli, son of Gloin, by any mouth that we here possess. The ring was made in the fires of Doom Fryer. Only there can it be unmade. The ring must be taken deep into the Kitchen and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this."Β
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Here it is!!!!
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I wounder what would happen if I eat that?
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This is off the fabolous and awesome scale. WAY OFF! This is not Sparta it's better it Fabowsome! Or Awelous!
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Hahaha... A tasty morsel, that is, my preciousss...
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Dude, I love that you put it into the image description. <3
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You cab only eat it werhe it was mede, in the kwikievulcano. To get there you must kill bart's enemy. His biggest enemy.
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So⦠Homer is Sauron? O.o
BTW. This is genious.
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Sensational!! And it looks delicious, don't tell Homer Simpson.
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This is so amazing, I grinned like an idiot when I saw this! The One Donut!
You are genius!
And I think I should do something similiar with...cupcakes! XD Maybe I will create The One Cupcake or The One Muffin. Yay, I should really bake something on the weekend.
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Crazy, but awesome. Love the concept!
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Yes now shut up and let mah steal it XD.....don't judge mah 0-0
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No, you turn more visible
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I bet this was made at a Krispy Kremes.... and now I'm hungry.
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Lord of the Donuts coming to an IMAX theater near you! 2023
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I would like to see the volcano that was used to forge it
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The awesomeness of this is unending.Β
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Okay so yeah - people have been asking me to finish this so here it is
It began with the frying of the great Doughs. Three zepolis were given to the Italians; decadent and stuffed with cream. Seven churros to the Spaniards, spicy and cloaked in chocolate. And nine, nine funnelcakes were given to the festival goers, giving strength to the masses. For within these doughs was bound the strength of Yeast and Sugars to make all races fall to their sweet, bready decadence. But they were all of them deceived, for another fried dough was made. In the land of Krispy, in the fires of Mount Kreme, the Dark Lord James Morgan forged, in secret, a master Donut to control all others. And into this Donut he poured his skills, his money, and his need to dominate all other dough fryers. One Donut to Rule Them All.
***I've had people asking me to finish this so without adieu***
One by one, the tiny donut shops around the World fell to the power of the Donut of Mount Kreme. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of policemen, firefighters, and donut lovers marched against the armies of Krispy and on the very slopes of Mount Kreme, they fought for the freedom of Donuts. Victory was near, but the power of the Donut of Power could not be undone.
It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Dunkin, son of d'Onut, took up his father's fryer. And Morgan, enemy of sweet lovers everywhere, was defeated. The donut passed to Dunkin, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the stomachs of men are easily corrupted. And the donut of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Dunkin, to his sticky death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. Sticky goodness became grocery store staleness. Gooey, hot dough became gas station mold. And for two and a half thousand years, the Donut passed out of all knowledge.
Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared a new bearer. The ring came to the creature Ansel, who took it deep into the bowels of his New York City bakery, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Ansel an idea to enslave the masses.
For five hundred years, it sweetened his mind, and in the fryers of Ansel Bakery, the idea took shape. Lines crept down the streets of the city. Rumor grew of a sticky goodness, whispers of flaky layers, and the twisted Donut perceived. It's time had now come. It left Ansel's shelves, hiding itself within the Cronut.
But then, something happened that the Cronut/Donut of Power did not intend. It was eaten by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A child. For the time will soon come when a child shall shape the fortunes of all.
It seems I Have waaaaayyyyyyy too much time on my hands...lol
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Brilliant! Thank you!
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And the Oscaragorn for the best comment goes to.... DaelaeyniAnne !
Congratulations!
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This is so amazing...
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And yeah - I know there are three mistakes >< Unfortunately, dA doesn't allow editing.
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