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Another commission from the ever patient and talented Annahelme, for an upcoming chapter of E Tenebrae et Lux . Original here for comment.

Coauthored by Lunamax1214 .

Shepard thought there were lines even Joker would never dare cross. Boy, was she wrong.

Or, alternatively:

“Shepard, Kaidan barely waited until your funeral was over to start kissing up to the Council. So when he decided that less than a year after you died, he was going to screw some doctor chick at the Citadel, and not even bother to defend you when the Alliance was calling you crazy and delusional? I did the only thing that I could that I knew was gonna slow his career down.”

“So, you’re saying you released a sex tape of me to try and bash Alenko?”

“Well, when you put it that way, it sounds like bullshit. But yeah. You were dead, so I didn’t figure you’d mind.”

“Did it at least work?”

“Well, you notice he’s not a Spectre yet, right?”

Description
Another commission from the ever patient and talented Annahelme, for an upcoming chapter of E Tenebrae et Lux . Original here for comment.

Coauthored by Lunamax1214 .

Shepard thought there were lines even Joker would never dare cross. Boy, was she wrong.

Or, alternatively:

“Shepard, Kaidan barely waited until your funeral was over to start kissing up to the Council. So when he decided that less than a year after you died, he was going to screw some doctor chick at the Citadel, and not even bother to defend you when the Alliance was calling you crazy and delusional? I did the only thing that I could that I knew was gonna slow his career down.”

“So, you’re saying you released a sex tape of me to try and bash Alenko?”

“Well, when you put it that way, it sounds like bullshit. But yeah. You were dead, so I didn’t figure you’d mind.”

“Did it at least work?”

“Well, you notice he’s not a Spectre yet, right?”