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📖LOOSELY ADAPTED FROM 1988'S THE BLOB AND MARRIED TO THE BLOB (THE SIMPSONS).

Autumn time in the Magic Kingdom, and Thanksgiving was on the way. But Lisa Loud was in a hurry carrying something in a container. Ran up the stairs and into her room the other mixtoons went to see what was going on.

Babs: Hey, Lisa? Where's the fire?
Lisa: What I have and discover this afternoon friends, is a living substance organisms that came from a different world of another planet.
Honey Lemon: Really? A living being from another planet?
Lisa: See for yourself.
*Honey Lemon and the kids gather around and observe the green jelly gooey substance in the container moving around*
Dash: Cool! What is it?
Skippy: Looks like a booger.
Girls: Eww! Skippy!
Lisa: Hmm, if I can look closer into this thing I might get some answers if what it is capable of, until then stay away from this container.
*Lisa places a sticker that says, Stay Out! 5 hours later in the room it is nighttime, Lisa is studying the gooey substance and she places it in a bigger container as she places an apple inside. The goo substance slimes over towards the apple and covers the apple up. Then the goo substance moves into a different direction and the apple is gone*
Lisa: Prodigious. Where have I heard that quote from? Anyway, the subject appears to have eaten and dissolve the Malus pumila, street name the apple. Now then let's check the temperature of the subject.
*Lisa opens the lid and drops a bag of ice inside next to it and the goo substance slowly backs away from the cold ice and turns into ice*
Lisa: Boy, when it's cold, it slows down. This thing doesn't like being cold. Let's turn the heat on for it.
*Lisa brings a cup of hot water and pours it onto the half frozen substance. Then suddenly the goo goes crazy hitting the sides of the container*
Lisa: Great Scott, hot items makes it berserk.
*The glass breaks and the goo substances escapes, Lisa attempts to capture it just as it left the room*
Lisa: Siblings! Friends! Asset out of Containment!
*The green goo slithers into the ventilation*
Lisa: Oh, that's not good at all.
*Now as it slithers to through the ventilation shaft into a different room it finds Owen below the floor. It drops from the ceiling and onto Owen, making him scream*
Lana: Guys, Owen's in trouble!!
*The gang runs into the room and find Owen on the floor*
Alice: Owen? Are you okay?
*Owen gets up slowly*
Owen: Ohhhh. I'm okay. But I am hungry all the sudden.
*A fly flies by Owen's face, buzzing around until Owen in one bite eats the fly*
Lola: Gross!
Honey Lemon: Owen, you realized you ate a fly? Didn't you?
Owen: I did?
Lana: Don't worry Big O, get some grub and get some sleep. And you'll be all right, as usual.
Owen: Okay.
*Everybody is heading out of the room and Owen heads downstairs. He heads into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator and grabs some food. His stomach growls strangely and he began to chow down. Few minutes later, the whole fridge is empty and he eats the last carrot*
Owen: Boy, I am still hungry.
*Suddenly Penny comes into the kitchen in her nightgown*
Penny: Owen? What the...did you eat all the food?
Owen: Penny, come over and let me have a look at you.
Penny: Um...okay.
*Penny makes her way to Owen*
Owen: You look so well fed.
Penny: Thanks, I suppose.
Owen: And your legs are like chicken thigh.
*Owen's mouth drools*
Penny: Hey, are you alright?
*Owen grabs Penny and stuffs her into his mouth, wide enough to swallow her, Penny screams*
Asa: Hey! Owen! You won't eat my macademi ice cream sandwiches, but you'll eat Penny?!
Owen: Oh, but she tastes yummy!!
Penny: (muffling) Let me out!
*Owen pulls Penny out of his mouth, Penny covered in saliva, shudders*
Sherman: Penny, are you okay?
Penny: No! I am not okay! Your fat friend ate me!!
Rei: He "nearly" ate you.
Penny: Same thing. I was in his mouth.
Owen: Yum, she tastes like a banana nut muffin glazed with strawberry frosting and sprinkles.
Penny: Eww. You, have such weird taste, fat boy.
*Then she storms out of the kitchen, covered in saliva*
Alvin: Hey! You will remember to take a shower before bed, right?
*Alvin chuckles, Honey Lemon rolls her eyes*
Honey Lemon: You know, I'm a bit worried about your hunger pains Owen. You ate fly, ate all of the food and nearly ate Penny.
Lucy: (From upstairs) Does anyone know where Edwin's head went? I can't find it.
OwenMouthful) I dunno.
*Lisa becomes suspicious. Next day, Owen is out for a walk and he sees a group of teenage girls having a grill-out party. Hot dogs, hamburgers on the grill sizzling, the smell catches Owen's attention*
Becky: This was a great idea, Fiona.
Fiona: I know and it's only a few days before Thanksgiving.
Dana: Hot dog?
Fiona: Coming right up.
*Fiona scoops up a sausage and places it onto a bun handing to Dana*
Dana: Thank you.
*Dana goes to a table with a few other girls there*
Jackie: So, got plans for Thanksgiving?
Carol: Yeah, going to my grandparents place with my mom and dad, like usual.
Mandee: Myself, heading north to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving.
*As Carol was about to pick up her cheeseburger, and she finds Owen was sitting next to her. Makes her jump*
Carol: Oh, it's you. The big guy, a friend of Lori.
Owen: Yeah. You gonna eat that?
Carol: I was, but what the heck? There's plenty more for me to get.
*Carol hands Owen the cheeseburger, in one bite he eats the cheeseburger, Carol tries to pulls her hand out of his mouth as Owen tries to pull her in*
Carol: Ow! What are you doing?! Let me go!!
*The other girls; Fiona, Mandee, Becky, Dana, Jackie and Sam come in and save Carol*
Fiona: All right, tubby! Let her go!
*The girls struggle to help Carol, but Owen slurps all the girls up in one gulp*
Owen: Oops. Sorry.
*Owen starts to grow*
Owen: There's free hot dogs and burgers.
*Owen wolfs down on the grilled meat*
Mandee: (Inside the stomach) Hot! Hot! Hot!
Owen: Sorry in there. I'm getting so hungry all the time. Thank God, I'm in America.
*Owen runs into a gas station and eats all the chips, snack cakes, candies, doughnuts and eats Flip. Next off into supermarket and devours all the food except the spices, eating half of the people shopping there. Owen grows bigger into a giant yellow blob monster and leaves the supermarket. Back at the castle, Lisa is in her room thinking*
Lisa: Where could have that subject gone off to? It's not in the castle or in any of the rooms.
TV: We interrupt this program, to bring you an unexpecting event in the Magic Kingdom. It appears that today locals were seeing a yellow giant monster roaming Main Street, eating citizens off the streets and their foods.
Babs: Is that....Owen?!
Lisa: It most certainly is. Now I know where the subject is now. Friends, siblings, meeting!
*All the mixtoons meet with Lisa in a room*
Lisa: Okay. I suppose you all saw the news?
All: Umm-hmm.
Lisa: It appears that the living organism I brought home yesterday is inhabiting Owen. See, I went through some tests with food and it's temperature yesterday night before it escape. It dissolved the apple, but is slowed down with colder temperatures and it goes bonkers when the temperature is hotter. Point is, last night Owen ate most of the food, but didn't eat all of it.
Lilli: What exactly are you saying, Lisa?
Plucky: Come on, get on with it already.
Lisa: Okay, take a quick look in the fridge.
*They all look in the fridgerator nothing left except; spicey radish, red peppers, tabasco sauce and others hot foods*
Lori: He did eat everything...
Buster: Except the hot stuff.
Lisa: The fact is; the organism inside him doesn't like anything hot or spicy. But when he nearly ate Penny last night, it made his taste buds go for humans.
Penny: That was one time. And his breath smells like roadkill.
Hiro: Can we stop him from eating everybody?
Lori: I don't wanna be eaten while I sleep with him around.
Lisa: The solution is, we can lure him with Penny, give him some food, trick him to eat these spices, make living being inside him sick and it shall be over.
Penny: Wait! Wait! Why me be bait?
Plucky: I got some good reasons.
*Penny nails Plucky in the leg*
Plucky: Ow! Not the good leg!
Lisa: Well, you were the first human he tasted and he won't stop until he has eaten you.
Asa: Kinda like Captain Hook. But he won't get the chance.
Luna: Dudes, we can draw his attention to us and then we.....
*Later out on the streets, the giant yellow Owen blob stomps around, grabs a tree and uses it as a back scracther*
Owen: Oh! Oh yeah! That feels alot better.
Penny: Hey! Big guy! Down here!
*Owen looks around and spots Penny Peterson on the ground*
Owen: Penny? You look good. Good enough to eat.
*Owen grabs Penny and is about to drop her down his mouth*
Lori: (On the roof) Hey Big guy!
*Each of the kids have a plate of food,
Lori - Chicken,
Leni - Pancakes,
Luna - plateful of hot dogs,
Luan - Three cherry pies,
Lynn - A spicy sandwich club,
Lucy - Steak,
Lola - Cake,
Lana - Pizza,
Lisa - Fries
And Lily serves - Cookies*
Luna: Come on Big O, Chow down free food!
Owen: Hmmm, you guys look scrumptious.
Lori: Lynn, getting ready to feed him the hot stuff
Lynn: Got it.
*She squirts more hot sauce into the club sandwich*
Owen: Uh, you guys mind coming down so we can talk and eat at the same time?
Lori: That's not gonna happen. Before you eat Penny. Catch!
*Everyone except Lynn tosses their food to Owen Blob*
Owen: Oh!! Scrambles!!!! (catches all the food in his mouth) Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Got any more?
Lynn: Oh, yeah. You hungry big guy? Catch this!
Owencatches Lynn's food in his mouth, chewing) Hmmm, summery! ( then, feeling the heat, fire sirens sounds as his face turns red and smoke coming out of his ears) AAAH!!!! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!!!
*The Owen blob gurgles and shakes until he explodes, splattering yellow goo all over the streets. Some of the people and the teenage girls are all right and covered in yellow goo. The sisters race into the streets and see no sight of Owen anywhere*
Lily: (sadly) Boom boom?
Lana: Owen?
Lisa: Well, the blob is gone. But sadly, so is Owen.
Penny: At least I wasn't eaten. Let's be grateful of that.
*From a newpaper stand*
Owen: Girls?
*The girls turned around and see Owen back to normal*
Lana: Owen! You're back.
Lola: Ew! And he's naked
Owen: What? (screams as he sees himself naked and grabs a newspaper to cover himself) Hey, what happened?
Lori: Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
Lynn: Nice to have you still in one piece, big guy.
Lily: O win!
Owen: Oh, hi, Lily! Nice to see you!
*Later on that evening the kids were at a buffet restaurant, everybody had at least three or four plates emptied, Owen and Lana had eight plates emptied*
Owen: Boy am I stuffed.
Babs: Well at least you're not hungry for humans anymore.
Owen: I told you, I'm not really hungry anymore. I am totally full.
Lana: But I still am. I'm going for more.
Honey Lemon: Again? Lana, you sure are hungry.
Babs: Her stomach must've been empty before we came.
Lana: Actually Babs, I had only had cereal this morning and had a hot dogs with mustard earlier, when Owen turned back to normal.
*Lana walks away to the food*
Babs: That's all she had? Cereal and a hot dog?
Asa: With mustard. But the hot dog cart only had ketchup today.
*At the food point*
Lana: Before I get more, I better pee.
*Girl Jordan shows up, going to the bathroom and Lana follows behind her*
*From inside the girl's restroom*
Girl Jordan: Hey, what the...
*A growl sound is heard followed by a swallowing sound. Lana comes out from the restroom and belches out a blue ribbon bow*
Lana: Okay, now let's get some food.
*Lana grabs a plate and puts on mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, ice cream, pizza, chicken, jello, sausages, and a slice of cake. Then she walks off smiling*

THE END?

By
TAUREAN SMITH-PARTEE

Description
📖LOOSELY ADAPTED FROM 1988'S THE BLOB AND MARRIED TO THE BLOB (THE SIMPSONS).

Autumn time in the Magic Kingdom, and Thanksgiving was on the way. But Lisa Loud was in a hurry carrying something in a container. Ran up the stairs and into her room the other mixtoons went to see what was going on.

Babs: Hey, Lisa? Where's the fire?
Lisa: What I have and discover this afternoon friends, is a living substance organisms that came from a different world of another planet.
Honey Lemon: Really? A living being from another planet?
Lisa: See for yourself.
*Honey Lemon and the kids gather around and observe the green jelly gooey substance in the container moving around*
Dash: Cool! What is it?
Skippy: Looks like a booger.
Girls: Eww! Skippy!
Lisa: Hmm, if I can look closer into this thing I might get some answers if what it is capable of, until then stay away from this container.
*Lisa places a sticker that says, Stay Out! 5 hours later in the room it is nighttime, Lisa is studying the gooey substance and she places it in a bigger container as she places an apple inside. The goo substance slimes over towards the apple and covers the apple up. Then the goo substance moves into a different direction and the apple is gone*
Lisa: Prodigious. Where have I heard that quote from? Anyway, the subject appears to have eaten and dissolve the Malus pumila, street name the apple. Now then let's check the temperature of the subject.
*Lisa opens the lid and drops a bag of ice inside next to it and the goo substance slowly backs away from the cold ice and turns into ice*
Lisa: Boy, when it's cold, it slows down. This thing doesn't like being cold. Let's turn the heat on for it.
*Lisa brings a cup of hot water and pours it onto the half frozen substance. Then suddenly the goo goes crazy hitting the sides of the container*
Lisa: Great Scott, hot items makes it berserk.
*The glass breaks and the goo substances escapes, Lisa attempts to capture it just as it left the room*
Lisa: Siblings! Friends! Asset out of Containment!
*The green goo slithers into the ventilation*
Lisa: Oh, that's not good at all.
*Now as it slithers to through the ventilation shaft into a different room it finds Owen below the floor. It drops from the ceiling and onto Owen, making him scream*
Lana: Guys, Owen's in trouble!!
*The gang runs into the room and find Owen on the floor*
Alice: Owen? Are you okay?
*Owen gets up slowly*
Owen: Ohhhh. I'm okay. But I am hungry all the sudden.
*A fly flies by Owen's face, buzzing around until Owen in one bite eats the fly*
Lola: Gross!
Honey Lemon: Owen, you realized you ate a fly? Didn't you?
Owen: I did?
Lana: Don't worry Big O, get some grub and get some sleep. And you'll be all right, as usual.
Owen: Okay.
*Everybody is heading out of the room and Owen heads downstairs. He heads into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator and grabs some food. His stomach growls strangely and he began to chow down. Few minutes later, the whole fridge is empty and he eats the last carrot*
Owen: Boy, I am still hungry.
*Suddenly Penny comes into the kitchen in her nightgown*
Penny: Owen? What the...did you eat all the food?
Owen: Penny, come over and let me have a look at you.
Penny: Um...okay.
*Penny makes her way to Owen*
Owen: You look so well fed.
Penny: Thanks, I suppose.
Owen: And your legs are like chicken thigh.
*Owen's mouth drools*
Penny: Hey, are you alright?
*Owen grabs Penny and stuffs her into his mouth, wide enough to swallow her, Penny screams*
Asa: Hey! Owen! You won't eat my macademi ice cream sandwiches, but you'll eat Penny?!
Owen: Oh, but she tastes yummy!!
Penny: (muffling) Let me out!
*Owen pulls Penny out of his mouth, Penny covered in saliva, shudders*
Sherman: Penny, are you okay?
Penny: No! I am not okay! Your fat friend ate me!!
Rei: He "nearly" ate you.
Penny: Same thing. I was in his mouth.
Owen: Yum, she tastes like a banana nut muffin glazed with strawberry frosting and sprinkles.
Penny: Eww. You, have such weird taste, fat boy.
*Then she storms out of the kitchen, covered in saliva*
Alvin: Hey! You will remember to take a shower before bed, right?
*Alvin chuckles, Honey Lemon rolls her eyes*
Honey Lemon: You know, I'm a bit worried about your hunger pains Owen. You ate fly, ate all of the food and nearly ate Penny.
Lucy: (From upstairs) Does anyone know where Edwin's head went? I can't find it.
OwenMouthful) I dunno.
*Lisa becomes suspicious. Next day, Owen is out for a walk and he sees a group of teenage girls having a grill-out party. Hot dogs, hamburgers on the grill sizzling, the smell catches Owen's attention*
Becky: This was a great idea, Fiona.
Fiona: I know and it's only a few days before Thanksgiving.
Dana: Hot dog?
Fiona: Coming right up.
*Fiona scoops up a sausage and places it onto a bun handing to Dana*
Dana: Thank you.
*Dana goes to a table with a few other girls there*
Jackie: So, got plans for Thanksgiving?
Carol: Yeah, going to my grandparents place with my mom and dad, like usual.
Mandee: Myself, heading north to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving.
*As Carol was about to pick up her cheeseburger, and she finds Owen was sitting next to her. Makes her jump*
Carol: Oh, it's you. The big guy, a friend of Lori.
Owen: Yeah. You gonna eat that?
Carol: I was, but what the heck? There's plenty more for me to get.
*Carol hands Owen the cheeseburger, in one bite he eats the cheeseburger, Carol tries to pulls her hand out of his mouth as Owen tries to pull her in*
Carol: Ow! What are you doing?! Let me go!!
*The other girls; Fiona, Mandee, Becky, Dana, Jackie and Sam come in and save Carol*
Fiona: All right, tubby! Let her go!
*The girls struggle to help Carol, but Owen slurps all the girls up in one gulp*
Owen: Oops. Sorry.
*Owen starts to grow*
Owen: There's free hot dogs and burgers.
*Owen wolfs down on the grilled meat*
Mandee: (Inside the stomach) Hot! Hot! Hot!
Owen: Sorry in there. I'm getting so hungry all the time. Thank God, I'm in America.
*Owen runs into a gas station and eats all the chips, snack cakes, candies, doughnuts and eats Flip. Next off into supermarket and devours all the food except the spices, eating half of the people shopping there. Owen grows bigger into a giant yellow blob monster and leaves the supermarket. Back at the castle, Lisa is in her room thinking*
Lisa: Where could have that subject gone off to? It's not in the castle or in any of the rooms.
TV: We interrupt this program, to bring you an unexpecting event in the Magic Kingdom. It appears that today locals were seeing a yellow giant monster roaming Main Street, eating citizens off the streets and their foods.
Babs: Is that....Owen?!
Lisa: It most certainly is. Now I know where the subject is now. Friends, siblings, meeting!
*All the mixtoons meet with Lisa in a room*
Lisa: Okay. I suppose you all saw the news?
All: Umm-hmm.
Lisa: It appears that the living organism I brought home yesterday is inhabiting Owen. See, I went through some tests with food and it's temperature yesterday night before it escape. It dissolved the apple, but is slowed down with colder temperatures and it goes bonkers when the temperature is hotter. Point is, last night Owen ate most of the food, but didn't eat all of it.
Lilli: What exactly are you saying, Lisa?
Plucky: Come on, get on with it already.
Lisa: Okay, take a quick look in the fridge.
*They all look in the fridgerator nothing left except; spicey radish, red peppers, tabasco sauce and others hot foods*
Lori: He did eat everything...
Buster: Except the hot stuff.
Lisa: The fact is; the organism inside him doesn't like anything hot or spicy. But when he nearly ate Penny last night, it made his taste buds go for humans.
Penny: That was one time. And his breath smells like roadkill.
Hiro: Can we stop him from eating everybody?
Lori: I don't wanna be eaten while I sleep with him around.
Lisa: The solution is, we can lure him with Penny, give him some food, trick him to eat these spices, make living being inside him sick and it shall be over.
Penny: Wait! Wait! Why me be bait?
Plucky: I got some good reasons.
*Penny nails Plucky in the leg*
Plucky: Ow! Not the good leg!
Lisa: Well, you were the first human he tasted and he won't stop until he has eaten you.
Asa: Kinda like Captain Hook. But he won't get the chance.
Luna: Dudes, we can draw his attention to us and then we.....
*Later out on the streets, the giant yellow Owen blob stomps around, grabs a tree and uses it as a back scracther*
Owen: Oh! Oh yeah! That feels alot better.
Penny: Hey! Big guy! Down here!
*Owen looks around and spots Penny Peterson on the ground*
Owen: Penny? You look good. Good enough to eat.
*Owen grabs Penny and is about to drop her down his mouth*
Lori: (On the roof) Hey Big guy!
*Each of the kids have a plate of food,
Lori - Chicken,
Leni - Pancakes,
Luna - plateful of hot dogs,
Luan - Three cherry pies,
Lynn - A spicy sandwich club,
Lucy - Steak,
Lola - Cake,
Lana - Pizza,
Lisa - Fries
And Lily serves - Cookies*
Luna: Come on Big O, Chow down free food!
Owen: Hmmm, you guys look scrumptious.
Lori: Lynn, getting ready to feed him the hot stuff
Lynn: Got it.
*She squirts more hot sauce into the club sandwich*
Owen: Uh, you guys mind coming down so we can talk and eat at the same time?
Lori: That's not gonna happen. Before you eat Penny. Catch!
*Everyone except Lynn tosses their food to Owen Blob*
Owen: Oh!! Scrambles!!!! (catches all the food in his mouth) Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Got any more?
Lynn: Oh, yeah. You hungry big guy? Catch this!
Owencatches Lynn's food in his mouth, chewing) Hmmm, summery! ( then, feeling the heat, fire sirens sounds as his face turns red and smoke coming out of his ears) AAAH!!!! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!!!
*The Owen blob gurgles and shakes until he explodes, splattering yellow goo all over the streets. Some of the people and the teenage girls are all right and covered in yellow goo. The sisters race into the streets and see no sight of Owen anywhere*
Lily: (sadly) Boom boom?
Lana: Owen?
Lisa: Well, the blob is gone. But sadly, so is Owen.
Penny: At least I wasn't eaten. Let's be grateful of that.
*From a newpaper stand*
Owen: Girls?
*The girls turned around and see Owen back to normal*
Lana: Owen! You're back.
Lola: Ew! And he's naked
Owen: What? (screams as he sees himself naked and grabs a newspaper to cover himself) Hey, what happened?
Lori: Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
Lynn: Nice to have you still in one piece, big guy.
Lily: O win!
Owen: Oh, hi, Lily! Nice to see you!
*Later on that evening the kids were at a buffet restaurant, everybody had at least three or four plates emptied, Owen and Lana had eight plates emptied*
Owen: Boy am I stuffed.
Babs: Well at least you're not hungry for humans anymore.
Owen: I told you, I'm not really hungry anymore. I am totally full.
Lana: But I still am. I'm going for more.
Honey Lemon: Again? Lana, you sure are hungry.
Babs: Her stomach must've been empty before we came.
Lana: Actually Babs, I had only had cereal this morning and had a hot dogs with mustard earlier, when Owen turned back to normal.
*Lana walks away to the food*
Babs: That's all she had? Cereal and a hot dog?
Asa: With mustard. But the hot dog cart only had ketchup today.
*At the food point*
Lana: Before I get more, I better pee.
*Girl Jordan shows up, going to the bathroom and Lana follows behind her*
*From inside the girl's restroom*
Girl Jordan: Hey, what the...
*A growl sound is heard followed by a swallowing sound. Lana comes out from the restroom and belches out a blue ribbon bow*
Lana: Okay, now let's get some food.
*Lana grabs a plate and puts on mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, ice cream, pizza, chicken, jello, sausages, and a slice of cake. Then she walks off smiling*

THE END?

By
TAUREAN SMITH-PARTEE