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monjava — Aqua and Terra part 3
Published: 2010-10-23 17:39:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 22315; Favourites: 163; Downloads: 179
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Tell me if things work ooooooooouuuuuutttttt!!! (yelling this as I'm running away!)
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(Ring, Ring)(phone vibrates in pocket)
You: Hello?
Me: Ok.
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Well, ain't that a relief!
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Yep. (Click)(Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop)
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Whoa! Keep me posted, it's the only way I'll know you're still alive!
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(Ring ring, Ring ring) (Phone vibrating)
You: Hello?
Me: OK.
Terra/Lingering Sentiment: FOUND YOU BOTH!!!
Me: ...SCRAM!!
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.....You know what?? FUCK THIS SHIT!!! Now, we make our stand! Now, we fight!! NOW, WE UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR!!!!
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You: (All of what you said)
Terra: DIE!!! (Unleashes ultimate darkness)
Me: ...(Tear drop) SCRAM!!
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Oh, so that's how ya wanna play, huh?? Then let's Get DANGEROUS!!!
EXCALIBUR!!!
GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!
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Me: (Comes back as a cyborg) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeres, Cyborg! (Pulls out masamune)
Terra/Lingering Sentiment: BRING IT!!
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I dunno about you guys, but I think it's best if we stay out of this for a while....
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(Me and Terra/Lingering Sentiment fight to the death)
Terra: ... uugh..
Me: (Points masamune at his nose) Surrender?
Terra: NEVER!!
Me: WRONG ANSWER!!!! (Slash through armor, blows him off cliff)
Terra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghh!!
Me: Heh... I guess the answer was the cyborg opperation i had saving! That means...(Heads back to Aqua)
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Er....you sure you're okay there, pal? You must be HELL right now....
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Me: YEAH! I'm fine! (Collapsed)
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EEK! Get a stretcher! HAYAKU!!!
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!!
Me: NO NO!! I'm ok!
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You just collapsed, and you - actually, that would be the same thing I'd do....
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Me: Oh... I can't remember. Last i remembered, was that I was listening to one eyed doll, mirror mirror.
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...listen to Mirror Mirror by one eyed doll.
Aqua: Snake! I'm waiting for you!
Me: Still got business to do, gotta go, A-stilavesta!
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You sure you don't need backup?
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You trying to say... Threesome? Uh-uuuuh!
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GAH!! I-I-I didn't mean it like that!! Ithoughtyouweregoingintoanotherbattle!
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...?? NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Unless, something comes up.
???: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Me: >.> <.
???: I'm coming for you Snake!
Me: Who dat?!? >.> <.< <.> >.👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I'llllllllll.....just be here with reinforcements!
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Me: (Grabs OutcastClankzilla) Outy! PROTECT!!!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!)
You: ...Whata woman!
Me: W-Woman?! ... Uh -oh, she found me... again!
Raging Raven: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!
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Okay, I'll just leave with you! There's no SANE way this could get screwed up!
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Ehe... If she launches any more grenades... You are hired as my new shield, BUDDY!
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....Grenades? She honestly thinks that those could even TICKLE someone like frekkin ???
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...Noooo. I think she mostly will be aiming for both you and me... Mostly you.
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Not if has anything to say about it!
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... Dude... Godzilla kills... well... EVERYONE! Except a flying, military trained, grenade launching, and very mean girl that can fry you!
Raging Raven: (Snaches me from the ground and flys into the night) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!
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Not if I become a counterpart to , that is!
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... (Phone vibrating)(RIIIING, RIIING)
ME: I'm gone, remember?
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Me: (Censored talking with raging beauty)
You: RAVEN!!!
Us: DUDE!!!
You: (Blush)!! Uhhhh, sorry! (Leaves in haste)
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....PLEASE tell me you guys weren't - never mind, I don't even wanna know.
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...Good. I'll-uhh... get back with you later!
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....I'll be...waiting then.
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3:30 p.m Tuesday.................12:45pm Next Monday.
Me: Sorry, what'd I miss?
Aqua: YOU CHEATING CREEPS!!! CAST, you're a DEAD MAN!!!!
Me: <.
You:....:'S Uhhhhhhh, tried to...uhhh, find a love interest?
Me: (SMACK) RUUUUUN!!
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Hold on, what DID I do???
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... What DID you do? Dude... you were with Aqua! You ended up nailing her, now she thinks you left her.
You: For who?
Aqua: CAST!! GET YOUR SCUMMY ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN BREAK IT INTO TWO!
Me: You still in trouble... gotta go... (Runs away from cast) RUNNING ROCKS!!!
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....What. Okay, Aqua, I would NEVER do that to ANYBODY, least of all YOU, when you already have Terra! Wait...Zhuge!! What possesed you to make my character do THAT to Aqua!?!
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Me: Simple, I just tell your character to go after Aqua, then let that be that. You and Aqua seemed fit for each other... untill something happened. Which I didn't do this time!
You: You... YOU HOOKED ME U WITH AQUA?!
Me: Yeah, why so serious? I was with her for a few minutes... went through hell, then went back to Raging Raven... Oh sh#t...
Aqua: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?
Me: !! DO NOt WANT!!
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That's what you get for playing with people's emotions!!
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Me
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Everybody mad at this guy! He went over there!
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Troll: Huh?!
(Everyone goes after troll)
Me: They gone?
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...Oops. I meant like this: EVERYBODY MAD AT ZHUGE! HE'S RIGHT HERE!!
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(B slaps cast 3x) This was all preventable!!!
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