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Description
Here's a commission I actually bought from a few months back. It took FOREVER for me to get to and this point, the game has already been out for nearly a month. Oh well, it's here and it's great! In this pic and accompanying story, James teleports down to Australia so he can have a milkshake at Dingodile's fine establishment. Only, he can't pay in Canadian currency! Thankfully, he can always pay in swaps. :3

Story:
Australia is a place of many wonders and many horrors. Sure, you have kangaroos and koalas, but there's just as many spiders and snakes lurking around the corner. However, living in the outback isn't a problem, not if you're at the top of the food chain at least! This was especially true for the mammal/reptile hybrid known as Dingodile. He was originally a mutated monster created by the nefarious Dr. Neo Cortex.

After attempting to take care of Cortex's arch-enemies and being handed a humiliating defeat, Dingodile retired and started up a restaurant in the outback. Dingodile was certainly an odd choice for restaurant owner, especially when one considers his appearance. He was tall and rather fat, and had a body covered in fur and scales. He had a bulky crocodile tail, which was covered in green scales. Most of his body was covered in brown fur, with dark-brown spots decorating his shoulders.

His snout and belly were covered in tan-colored scales, while a pair of long dingo ears stuck out from his head. He had furry reptile-like feet with black claws sticking out from each of his toes. He was clad in a pair of patched-together blue jeans, which were held up by a black leather belt. There was a rather large hole in the back of his pants, which was big enough to fit his large tail through. He also wore a grey unbuttoned vest which barely covered his furry torso.

Dingodile was cleaning up his restaurant one afternoon, despite not having any customers at all that day. It's tough managing a restaurant when you're a hideous abomination living in the outback! Still, he got some customers here or there, which was good enough for him. One customer that would forever change his life happened to stroll in on that one fateful day. Dingodile had just finished cleaning the restaurant for the day and had unknowingly left the oven on.

He was preparing to leave when a strange purple portal appeared in the middle of his establishment. "Crikey! That glistening thing is as mad as a cut snake!" Exclaimed Dingodile in is usual Australian accent. At first, Dingodile was afraid Dr. Cortex would come out of the portal. To his surprise, it was someone completely different!

A three foot tall anthropomorphic simian in a white lab-coat exited from the portal, complete with a long prehensile and tiny pink nose. His hand-feet slapped against the floor of the restaurant as he made his way towards Dingodile. He leaped onto a chair and proceeded to scratch at the brown fur located under his armpit.

"I'll have a strawberry shake please!" Exclaimed the monkey as he lifted his index finger. "Hang on a tick, who are ya and how did'ja get here?" Asked the Australian amalgamated animal. "I'm Jam, professional monkey-scientist and all around hit with the ladies! And I simply used this portal to move from my lab in Canada to this random restaurant out in the middle of Australia."

Dingodile curiously scratched at his head, "Ya teleported all the way Down Undah from Tundra Town just for a milkshake?" Jam nodded, "Of course! I hear Australia makes amazing shakes!"

"I nevah heard anyone say that before, but I wouldn't turn down a bloke who would ask for a shake!" Dinogdile then turned his back and got to work making the shake. After a few minutes, he brought a large milkshake over to the counter and placed it in front of the simian, before sliding a straw into it.

After sucking back his shake, Jam wiped his lips off. Afterwards, Jam took out his wallet and threw a few "Loonies" Dingodile's way. Dingodile shook his head and gave the coins back to Jam, "Sorry, mate! We only accept Australian currency here, none o' those Canadian coins."

"But that's all I have!" Shouted Jam. Dingodile smiled as he looked at Jam's lab-coat, "Actually, I thought of another way you can pay, mate! You can pay me with your body." Jam gasped in response, "But this is a Safe For Work story!"

Dingodile sighed, "I didn't mean it like that! I meant that ya can pay me by swapping bodies with me, since ya are a mad-scientist and all." Dingodile said as he pointed at Jam's lab-coat. "Ah, I see! That sounds like a fun way to pay."

Jam then pulled out a pair of silver helmets from within his impossibly deep lab-coat pockets and plopped them on both his and Dingodile's heads. Afterwards, he pressed a button on his helmet causing the transfer to begin. Jam and Dingodile gyrated around uncontrollably as the electricity from the helmets transferred their brains into each other's bodies.

The two collectively passed out at the same time, landing next to each other as they lost consciousness. Dingodile awoke several minutes later and looked down. His mix of scale and fur had been replaced with thick brown monkey hair! His body was incredibly thin and short now, making him half as tall as he used to be.

His fuzzy foot-paws had been replaced with hairless hand-like feet. His thick crocodile tail was now a prehensile monkey's tail, lacking in both weight and strength. His blue jeans and vest had been replaced with an unbuttoned white lab-coat that was too large for his body.

"I can't believe how small and insignificant I feel, eh!" Shouted Dingodile in a Canadian accent, something he wasn't used to. He was also surprised to find that his body was now rather light and agile. To test his new found agility, he did a flip in the air and landed on his hands. After doing his handstand, he proceeded to walk a few steps. He found it incredibly easy and very fun to walk on his hands like this!

Afterwards, he took his monkey tail and used it to pick up Jam's glass, which still had a little bit of milkshake left in it. Dingodile then turned his attention to the monkey wearing his body! He walked over to the sleeping mutant and dumped what was left of the shake onto the top of his former snout. The strawberry shake dripped off of Jam's snout, prompting him to uncontrollably open his mouth. He reached his long tongue up to the top of his snout and licked the ice cream from it, the taste of it quickly waking him up.

Within seconds, Jam's eyes sprung open and he sat up. "Crikey!" Exclaimed Jam in an Australian accent as he stood up from where he was sitting. His body was covered in the thickest brown fur imaginable, while his neck and belly were covered in tan scales. He had large pointed ears and a big bulbous snout. Sticking out from the top and bottom of his mouth were pointy jagged fangs, befitting the predator he had become.

He took his furry paws and pressed them against the scaly belly that was sticking out from his ripped blue pants. "Wowzah! Ya really let ya'self go between games, Dingodile!" Dingodile smiled and put his dirty monkey paws behind his head, "What can I say? I like to eat!"

After feeling up his new belly, Jam tried taking a few steps forward. His body was heavy and hard to move around in, while causing the ground to shake with each step. It felt even weirder for Jam, due to the fact that he was wearing pants for once! His thick scaly tail wiggled around from his backside as he wandered about.

As Jam was distracted by his much heftier body, Dingodile decided to play a prank on the former monkey! He snuck off while Jam was wandering about and made his way into the kitchen. Dingodile patted his skinny stomach as he walked up to a nearby fridge.

"This monkey is all skin and bones, time to fatten it up a bit!" Shouted Dingodile as he opened the fridge and began horking down as much food as he could. A few hours passed and Jam and Dingodile swapped back, only for Jam to realize that his tiny monkey body was now incredibly fat!

Jam's body was now twice its previous weight, his arms and legs pooling with flab. His torso was bulky and round, possessing a rather bulbous gut. "Hey, you made me fat!" Shouted the grumpy and rather flabby monkey.

"Serves ya right for only bringing Canadian currency! Ah well, at least ya got a free meal on top of it, mate." Stated Dingodile as he reached down and mockingly patted the monkey's fat gut. Jam grumbled as he pulled his portal gun out of his pocket and shot it into the air, summoning up another portal in the process.

"Stupid crossovers..." Jam said as he walked into the portal. "Bring Australian money next time, fatass! Or I'll make your body even BIGGER, mate!" Shouted Dingodile before bursting into laughter. Jam grumbled even louder as he disappeared into the portal.

Dingodile gave a smile of satisfaction as he got back to cleaning the restaurant, before leaving for the night. He whistled to himself as he made his way over to his house, while failing to notice that his establishment had caught ablaze due to the oven having been left off. Always remember to turn off the oven after you're done with its, kids!

Description
Here's a commission I actually bought from a few months back. It took FOREVER for me to get to and this point, the game has already been out for nearly a month. Oh well, it's here and it's great! In this pic and accompanying story, James teleports down to Australia so he can have a milkshake at Dingodile's fine establishment. Only, he can't pay in Canadian currency! Thankfully, he can always pay in swaps. :3

Story:
Australia is a place of many wonders and many horrors. Sure, you have kangaroos and koalas, but there's just as many spiders and snakes lurking around the corner. However, living in the outback isn't a problem, not if you're at the top of the food chain at least! This was especially true for the mammal/reptile hybrid known as Dingodile. He was originally a mutated monster created by the nefarious Dr. Neo Cortex.

After attempting to take care of Cortex's arch-enemies and being handed a humiliating defeat, Dingodile retired and started up a restaurant in the outback. Dingodile was certainly an odd choice for restaurant owner, especially when one considers his appearance. He was tall and rather fat, and had a body covered in fur and scales. He had a bulky crocodile tail, which was covered in green scales. Most of his body was covered in brown fur, with dark-brown spots decorating his shoulders.

His snout and belly were covered in tan-colored scales, while a pair of long dingo ears stuck out from his head. He had furry reptile-like feet with black claws sticking out from each of his toes. He was clad in a pair of patched-together blue jeans, which were held up by a black leather belt. There was a rather large hole in the back of his pants, which was big enough to fit his large tail through. He also wore a grey unbuttoned vest which barely covered his furry torso.

Dingodile was cleaning up his restaurant one afternoon, despite not having any customers at all that day. It's tough managing a restaurant when you're a hideous abomination living in the outback! Still, he got some customers here or there, which was good enough for him. One customer that would forever change his life happened to stroll in on that one fateful day. Dingodile had just finished cleaning the restaurant for the day and had unknowingly left the oven on.

He was preparing to leave when a strange purple portal appeared in the middle of his establishment. "Crikey! That glistening thing is as mad as a cut snake!" Exclaimed Dingodile in is usual Australian accent. At first, Dingodile was afraid Dr. Cortex would come out of the portal. To his surprise, it was someone completely different!

A three foot tall anthropomorphic simian in a white lab-coat exited from the portal, complete with a long prehensile and tiny pink nose. His hand-feet slapped against the floor of the restaurant as he made his way towards Dingodile. He leaped onto a chair and proceeded to scratch at the brown fur located under his armpit.

"I'll have a strawberry shake please!" Exclaimed the monkey as he lifted his index finger. "Hang on a tick, who are ya and how did'ja get here?" Asked the Australian amalgamated animal. "I'm Jam, professional monkey-scientist and all around hit with the ladies! And I simply used this portal to move from my lab in Canada to this random restaurant out in the middle of Australia."

Dingodile curiously scratched at his head, "Ya teleported all the way Down Undah from Tundra Town just for a milkshake?" Jam nodded, "Of course! I hear Australia makes amazing shakes!"

"I nevah heard anyone say that before, but I wouldn't turn down a bloke who would ask for a shake!" Dinogdile then turned his back and got to work making the shake. After a few minutes, he brought a large milkshake over to the counter and placed it in front of the simian, before sliding a straw into it.

After sucking back his shake, Jam wiped his lips off. Afterwards, Jam took out his wallet and threw a few "Loonies" Dingodile's way. Dingodile shook his head and gave the coins back to Jam, "Sorry, mate! We only accept Australian currency here, none o' those Canadian coins."

"But that's all I have!" Shouted Jam. Dingodile smiled as he looked at Jam's lab-coat, "Actually, I thought of another way you can pay, mate! You can pay me with your body." Jam gasped in response, "But this is a Safe For Work story!"

Dingodile sighed, "I didn't mean it like that! I meant that ya can pay me by swapping bodies with me, since ya are a mad-scientist and all." Dingodile said as he pointed at Jam's lab-coat. "Ah, I see! That sounds like a fun way to pay."

Jam then pulled out a pair of silver helmets from within his impossibly deep lab-coat pockets and plopped them on both his and Dingodile's heads. Afterwards, he pressed a button on his helmet causing the transfer to begin. Jam and Dingodile gyrated around uncontrollably as the electricity from the helmets transferred their brains into each other's bodies.

The two collectively passed out at the same time, landing next to each other as they lost consciousness. Dingodile awoke several minutes later and looked down. His mix of scale and fur had been replaced with thick brown monkey hair! His body was incredibly thin and short now, making him half as tall as he used to be.

His fuzzy foot-paws had been replaced with hairless hand-like feet. His thick crocodile tail was now a prehensile monkey's tail, lacking in both weight and strength. His blue jeans and vest had been replaced with an unbuttoned white lab-coat that was too large for his body.

"I can't believe how small and insignificant I feel, eh!" Shouted Dingodile in a Canadian accent, something he wasn't used to. He was also surprised to find that his body was now rather light and agile. To test his new found agility, he did a flip in the air and landed on his hands. After doing his handstand, he proceeded to walk a few steps. He found it incredibly easy and very fun to walk on his hands like this!

Afterwards, he took his monkey tail and used it to pick up Jam's glass, which still had a little bit of milkshake left in it. Dingodile then turned his attention to the monkey wearing his body! He walked over to the sleeping mutant and dumped what was left of the shake onto the top of his former snout. The strawberry shake dripped off of Jam's snout, prompting him to uncontrollably open his mouth. He reached his long tongue up to the top of his snout and licked the ice cream from it, the taste of it quickly waking him up.

Within seconds, Jam's eyes sprung open and he sat up. "Crikey!" Exclaimed Jam in an Australian accent as he stood up from where he was sitting. His body was covered in the thickest brown fur imaginable, while his neck and belly were covered in tan scales. He had large pointed ears and a big bulbous snout. Sticking out from the top and bottom of his mouth were pointy jagged fangs, befitting the predator he had become.

He took his furry paws and pressed them against the scaly belly that was sticking out from his ripped blue pants. "Wowzah! Ya really let ya'self go between games, Dingodile!" Dingodile smiled and put his dirty monkey paws behind his head, "What can I say? I like to eat!"

After feeling up his new belly, Jam tried taking a few steps forward. His body was heavy and hard to move around in, while causing the ground to shake with each step. It felt even weirder for Jam, due to the fact that he was wearing pants for once! His thick scaly tail wiggled around from his backside as he wandered about.

As Jam was distracted by his much heftier body, Dingodile decided to play a prank on the former monkey! He snuck off while Jam was wandering about and made his way into the kitchen. Dingodile patted his skinny stomach as he walked up to a nearby fridge.

"This monkey is all skin and bones, time to fatten it up a bit!" Shouted Dingodile as he opened the fridge and began horking down as much food as he could. A few hours passed and Jam and Dingodile swapped back, only for Jam to realize that his tiny monkey body was now incredibly fat!

Jam's body was now twice its previous weight, his arms and legs pooling with flab. His torso was bulky and round, possessing a rather bulbous gut. "Hey, you made me fat!" Shouted the grumpy and rather flabby monkey.

"Serves ya right for only bringing Canadian currency! Ah well, at least ya got a free meal on top of it, mate." Stated Dingodile as he reached down and mockingly patted the monkey's fat gut. Jam grumbled as he pulled his portal gun out of his pocket and shot it into the air, summoning up another portal in the process.

"Stupid crossovers..." Jam said as he walked into the portal. "Bring Australian money next time, fatass! Or I'll make your body even BIGGER, mate!" Shouted Dingodile before bursting into laughter. Jam grumbled even louder as he disappeared into the portal.

Dingodile gave a smile of satisfaction as he got back to cleaning the restaurant, before leaving for the night. He whistled to himself as he made his way over to his house, while failing to notice that his establishment had caught ablaze due to the oven having been left off. Always remember to turn off the oven after you're done with its, kids!