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NOT MY ART!

Art by the ever-mighty Kernos! Pic of Jam getting turned into a fat K. Rool version of himself! Cameo in the story from and Manaphy! Please comm Kernos the next time he's open, he's usually open Fridays and releases some YCHs with some bonkers and awesome designs, I think there's a couple still available on his Twitter~

This story was available early a few weeks early on my Patreon , so always if you like the goofiness I write please support me on there!

Story:

Everyone could use a makeover from time-to-time, especially if their look is out of date. Jam is a monkey with quite an outdated look. A 3-foot-tall monkey in 2022 just doesn't work, at least that's what Jam's friend thought. Since the monkey is always transforming and body-swapping anyways, Axel thought he could help his monkey friend out by updating his look...

The tiny monkey was walking down the street one day, whistling an old video-game song as he scratched himself. He would appear to be an ordinary guy, if not for his strange appearance. He was anthropomorphic simian with brown fur, clad in only an unbuttoned lab-coat.
As Jam was walking along, he heard someone yell his name from behind, "Hey, Jam!"

Jam quickly recognized the voice and turned to face it, sighing as he did so. It was Jam's friend Axel, a 20-something Pokemon trainer in a red-and-black shirt. Axel had the same goofy grin pasted across his face as he always does.

Jam rolled his eyes and groaned, "Hi, Axel,"

Axel simply smiled and put his arm around Jam's shoulders, "Come on, don't be like that, Jam! You know you like you to hang out with me,"

"Yeah, when your Manaphy isn't heart-swapping me with random inanimate objects and fat animals!"

"Come on, Jam, I promise you there will be no silly heart-swap shenanigans today! I just want you come hang out with me,"

"And no Manaphy either?"

"Uh..."

Manaphy proceeded to float into view, as if on cue. The water Pokemon smiled and waved at Jam, before giggling mischievously. Jam glared at the pair, "Why am I not surprised?"

"Look, I promise there will be no heart-swapping! I just wanted to show you a cool store,"

Jam shrugged his shoulders and relented, "Fine, I guess I could check out a store! Just no human business!"

"Don't you mean 'no monkey business'?"

"Yeah, but it makes less sense coming from a monkey, so I changed it up a bit,"

"Fair enough!"

Axel and Manaphy then lead Jam towards a store in the middle of town. The store was a large gaudy red-colored building with a massive golden crown fastened over the top of it. Underneath the crown was a sign that read "King Me!" in big golden letters.

Jam looked at the store in confusion, "Huh, what does this place do?"

Axel smirked mischievously, "Why don't you walk inside and find out?"

"Well, this is probably a trap, but I may as well!"

Jam walked up to the door and pushed it open, slowly tip-toeing into the building. As soon as Jam stepped on the welcome mat, the floor quickly opened up beneath him. Jam fell through the hole, screaming as this happened. Jam landed in a chair in what appeared to be some kind of sci-fi room. As soon as he was in the chair, manacles emerged from it and bound his hands and legs to it! Jam struggled to escape from his bindings, but it proved fruitless.

A screen in the front of the room lit-up, showing the faces of both Axel and Manaphy on it. Axel smirked and winked at the entrapped monkey, "Hey, Jam!"

"Hey, you said there would be no body-swap shenanigans in this story!"

"Oh, there won't be! But I never said you wouldn't change in some other way,"

"Darn it, I should've known you were going to pull a fast one like this!"

"Yeah, you really should've. I mean, it happens in every story!"

"So, what is this place anyways?"

"Well, you're at 'King Me', which is a store dedicated to turning people into fat cartoon animal kings!"

"Fine, do your worst!"

"Don't be so negative, Jam! You'll enjoy it, trust me,"

Just then a large metal cylinder was lowered over the chair, hiding Jam from sight. Within the tight cylinder, a gas was released that prompted some strange changes in Jam. He felt himself getting larger and heavier, his belly expanding greatly in the process.

Gold bands appeared around his arms and legs, along with a matching golden crown atop his ever-expanding head. Jam was in the cylinder for what felt like hours, until it eventually finished and let out a "ding" sound. The ceiling then opened back up as the chair rose through the hole, complete with Jam and the cylinder in tow. Once back on the main floor, Axel and Manaphy slowly approached Jam's metal prison.

As they made their way over to Jam, the cylinder opened up and released a ton of steam in the process. Once the steam cleared, Axel and Manaphy took a good look at Jam, right before clamping their hands over their mouths and trying not to laugh. Jam glared at the pair, "What's so funny? And why am I so heavy? Hey, what's with my voice?!"

Axel snickered, "Why don't you take a look down and see?"

Jam stood up abruptly and looked down, surprised by what he saw. His body had been completely transformed into K. Rool! His brown fur had been replaced with hard scales of the same color, which coated his entire body. His stomach was now incredibly fat and covered in light-brown scales. His simian hand-feet had been replaced with a pair of scaly crocodile paws. Of course, Jam wasn't able to see much of his feet anyway, since his big belly was now in the way!
His white lab-coat had been transformed into a flowing white cape, a yellow jewel emblazoned at the top of the cape where it connects to the neck. He had heaven golden bands around his arms and legs, which tired him out greatly. He panicked as he grabbed his fat belly, "What the hell, Axel?!"

The human shrugged his shoulders, "We thought you could use a little makeover, 'King K. Jam'!"

The crocodile snorted angrily, steam bellowing out from his larger nostrils, "You said there would be no shenanigans today!"

"We said no 'body-swap shenanigans', TF shenanigans were not off the table!"

Jam sighed as he rolled his eyes, "Whatever, at least I'm still me even if I'm TECHNICALLY something else! I'll give you points for at least letting me keep my color palette,"

Axel nodded, "Knew you'd like-"

Before Axel could finish, Jam stepped on him with his big scaly paw, "HOWEVER, you still should've asked permission first!"

Manaphy prepared to heart-swap Jam, but the crocodile stopped him by grabbing the water-sprite with his big scaly paw, "No, you behave too!"
"Jam, calm down here! Don't too anything too hasty!"

"Oh, relax! All I'm going to do is sit on you two! You'll be able to survive that~"

Jam then threw Axel and Manaphy to the ground and then sat on them both with his big, fat, and very scaly rump! Manaphy tried to heart-swap Jam with Axel to get them out of this mess, but his antennae were pinned to the ground by the crocodile's ass! He squished the Pokemon and trainer underneath his bloated backside while laughing like the maniacal villain he resembled, "That'll teach you two not to go messing with my DNA without permission!"

Axel nodded as both he and Manaphy groaned in pain, "Duly noted..."

And so, Manaphy and Axel learned that it's best to not turn a monkey-scientist into an evil crocodile king! As funny as it might be to transform your friends into evil fat overlords, they will not hesitate to throw their girth onto you! That's why it's preferable to turn them into hamsters instead, they're way more manageable that way.

Description

NOT MY ART!

Art by the ever-mighty Kernos! Pic of Jam getting turned into a fat K. Rool version of himself! Cameo in the story from and Manaphy! Please comm Kernos the next time he's open, he's usually open Fridays and releases some YCHs with some bonkers and awesome designs, I think there's a couple still available on his Twitter~

This story was available early a few weeks early on my Patreon , so always if you like the goofiness I write please support me on there!

Story:

Everyone could use a makeover from time-to-time, especially if their look is out of date. Jam is a monkey with quite an outdated look. A 3-foot-tall monkey in 2022 just doesn't work, at least that's what Jam's friend thought. Since the monkey is always transforming and body-swapping anyways, Axel thought he could help his monkey friend out by updating his look...

The tiny monkey was walking down the street one day, whistling an old video-game song as he scratched himself. He would appear to be an ordinary guy, if not for his strange appearance. He was anthropomorphic simian with brown fur, clad in only an unbuttoned lab-coat.
As Jam was walking along, he heard someone yell his name from behind, "Hey, Jam!"

Jam quickly recognized the voice and turned to face it, sighing as he did so. It was Jam's friend Axel, a 20-something Pokemon trainer in a red-and-black shirt. Axel had the same goofy grin pasted across his face as he always does.

Jam rolled his eyes and groaned, "Hi, Axel,"

Axel simply smiled and put his arm around Jam's shoulders, "Come on, don't be like that, Jam! You know you like you to hang out with me,"

"Yeah, when your Manaphy isn't heart-swapping me with random inanimate objects and fat animals!"

"Come on, Jam, I promise you there will be no silly heart-swap shenanigans today! I just want you come hang out with me,"

"And no Manaphy either?"

"Uh..."

Manaphy proceeded to float into view, as if on cue. The water Pokemon smiled and waved at Jam, before giggling mischievously. Jam glared at the pair, "Why am I not surprised?"

"Look, I promise there will be no heart-swapping! I just wanted to show you a cool store,"

Jam shrugged his shoulders and relented, "Fine, I guess I could check out a store! Just no human business!"

"Don't you mean 'no monkey business'?"

"Yeah, but it makes less sense coming from a monkey, so I changed it up a bit,"

"Fair enough!"

Axel and Manaphy then lead Jam towards a store in the middle of town. The store was a large gaudy red-colored building with a massive golden crown fastened over the top of it. Underneath the crown was a sign that read "King Me!" in big golden letters.

Jam looked at the store in confusion, "Huh, what does this place do?"

Axel smirked mischievously, "Why don't you walk inside and find out?"

"Well, this is probably a trap, but I may as well!"

Jam walked up to the door and pushed it open, slowly tip-toeing into the building. As soon as Jam stepped on the welcome mat, the floor quickly opened up beneath him. Jam fell through the hole, screaming as this happened. Jam landed in a chair in what appeared to be some kind of sci-fi room. As soon as he was in the chair, manacles emerged from it and bound his hands and legs to it! Jam struggled to escape from his bindings, but it proved fruitless.

A screen in the front of the room lit-up, showing the faces of both Axel and Manaphy on it. Axel smirked and winked at the entrapped monkey, "Hey, Jam!"

"Hey, you said there would be no body-swap shenanigans in this story!"

"Oh, there won't be! But I never said you wouldn't change in some other way,"

"Darn it, I should've known you were going to pull a fast one like this!"

"Yeah, you really should've. I mean, it happens in every story!"

"So, what is this place anyways?"

"Well, you're at 'King Me', which is a store dedicated to turning people into fat cartoon animal kings!"

"Fine, do your worst!"

"Don't be so negative, Jam! You'll enjoy it, trust me,"

Just then a large metal cylinder was lowered over the chair, hiding Jam from sight. Within the tight cylinder, a gas was released that prompted some strange changes in Jam. He felt himself getting larger and heavier, his belly expanding greatly in the process.

Gold bands appeared around his arms and legs, along with a matching golden crown atop his ever-expanding head. Jam was in the cylinder for what felt like hours, until it eventually finished and let out a "ding" sound. The ceiling then opened back up as the chair rose through the hole, complete with Jam and the cylinder in tow. Once back on the main floor, Axel and Manaphy slowly approached Jam's metal prison.

As they made their way over to Jam, the cylinder opened up and released a ton of steam in the process. Once the steam cleared, Axel and Manaphy took a good look at Jam, right before clamping their hands over their mouths and trying not to laugh. Jam glared at the pair, "What's so funny? And why am I so heavy? Hey, what's with my voice?!"

Axel snickered, "Why don't you take a look down and see?"

Jam stood up abruptly and looked down, surprised by what he saw. His body had been completely transformed into K. Rool! His brown fur had been replaced with hard scales of the same color, which coated his entire body. His stomach was now incredibly fat and covered in light-brown scales. His simian hand-feet had been replaced with a pair of scaly crocodile paws. Of course, Jam wasn't able to see much of his feet anyway, since his big belly was now in the way!
His white lab-coat had been transformed into a flowing white cape, a yellow jewel emblazoned at the top of the cape where it connects to the neck. He had heaven golden bands around his arms and legs, which tired him out greatly. He panicked as he grabbed his fat belly, "What the hell, Axel?!"

The human shrugged his shoulders, "We thought you could use a little makeover, 'King K. Jam'!"

The crocodile snorted angrily, steam bellowing out from his larger nostrils, "You said there would be no shenanigans today!"

"We said no 'body-swap shenanigans', TF shenanigans were not off the table!"

Jam sighed as he rolled his eyes, "Whatever, at least I'm still me even if I'm TECHNICALLY something else! I'll give you points for at least letting me keep my color palette,"

Axel nodded, "Knew you'd like-"

Before Axel could finish, Jam stepped on him with his big scaly paw, "HOWEVER, you still should've asked permission first!"

Manaphy prepared to heart-swap Jam, but the crocodile stopped him by grabbing the water-sprite with his big scaly paw, "No, you behave too!"
"Jam, calm down here! Don't too anything too hasty!"

"Oh, relax! All I'm going to do is sit on you two! You'll be able to survive that~"

Jam then threw Axel and Manaphy to the ground and then sat on them both with his big, fat, and very scaly rump! Manaphy tried to heart-swap Jam with Axel to get them out of this mess, but his antennae were pinned to the ground by the crocodile's ass! He squished the Pokemon and trainer underneath his bloated backside while laughing like the maniacal villain he resembled, "That'll teach you two not to go messing with my DNA without permission!"

Axel nodded as both he and Manaphy groaned in pain, "Duly noted..."

And so, Manaphy and Axel learned that it's best to not turn a monkey-scientist into an evil crocodile king! As funny as it might be to transform your friends into evil fat overlords, they will not hesitate to throw their girth onto you! That's why it's preferable to turn them into hamsters instead, they're way more manageable that way.