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It is a fact of life that nobody likes a sycophant, nobody likes someone who sucks up so much to their friend that it's their only personality trait and that they have nothing going on with themselves...they only exist to make their problematic friends seem like they're perfect, in harrassment cases they pretty much only exist to kiss their friend's ass and to make him or her feel superior to their victims by stroking their egos. ZacheryJ was one such person, a total sychophant if there was one, and one incident this year made him really suck up to his mistress Everly even more, Everly wasn't particularly kind to him or to Nathan. Basically she acted like she was a heroine and pseudo voice of reason on collaborations with Mel but actually she was a villainess, she always had been one and this isn't some kind of revenge-fic where the person reading it is either stupid enough to assume that it's about them, oh no...this is purely just because this character is an actual villain who pretended to be an ally. Everly was somewhat of a maniac off-screen, being part of a bizzare cult, and being charged with multiple DUI charges, then again the only reason she even captured female heroes or turned males nito females was because she was desperately lonely. The incident in question drew of the attention of Matthias/Werebelushi in The Shades who very much had a lot to say about the issue, but he started with a lengthy rant, berating him for being a suck-up.'So you think it's cringy for someone to use an OC to vent, do you? You think i'm a meatshield, do you?' 'Well yeah, it is and you are.' 'Dude, you're the cringy one. Wake up, your friend isn't in the right, she is a villain and she is abusive.'This obviously triggered Zachery, he viewed him as something more than a mere lackey although that's what he actually was, a mere lackey who felt like he was anything but, sucking up to his mistress in order to gain more approval from her. She didn't care for him, she only kept him around because she needed someone to act as her fake lawyer. 'No she's not, I support everything that she says and I don't view her as a villain.' 'Uhhh..she once turned herself into a gothic she-wolf for the purpose of making out with another female character and then she made out with that character's boyfriend before killing them, what do you see in her?' 'Uhhh...I don't know.' 'She obviously doesn't care for you, she doesn't think of you as anything but someone to stroke her ego and to make her seem like an angel by comparison, she used to be Mel's friend but not anymore, she ruined her chances of redeeming herself ages ago.' Matthias frowned, raising one eyebrow as he did so.
"So what if she's abusive...I don't mind."
"You don't mind her telling you to do all the things she's too lazy to do herself?"
"That's not it..."
'Obviously you have no reason to constantly go along with what she says, she is certified insane. She's a murderess, a psycho, and not to mention doesn't care for you as a person, you're a sychophant that is trying to impress someone who clearly doesn't give you any proper love and only just acknowledges you exist, you like the pain she inflicts on you. Because you need validation, without her, you are nothing, you don't exist as a character. You are a total nothing.' Zachery broke down and nodded. 'Yes, I only put on this persona to try and get validation from the mistress, I know she's cruel and sadistic towards others and that she treated Nathan and Mel unfairly but nobody's perfect.' 'Oh, you like pain, don't ya?' 'Oh yes...I hang out with her also because I like bad girls.' ' Matthias chuckled as he anaylzed him, learning about him and what he was like.
"I see how it is, you like the pain she brings and want some on you."
"Oh yes, that's about it."
'You want validation and you crave her love, no matter how toxic she may be.' 'Oh yes, that's it..she dishes out pain and I like it and need it.' Matthias raised an eyebrow and thought for a second...'You obviously would like Pinhead, he specializes in types like you, you'd make a good Cenobite.' Zachery thought he was going to get berated but he actually learned more about who he was than he knew himself and he knew that that he wanted some of that, he hang out with characters that were toxic because he liked being at the receiving end of their wrathful anger, he wasn't a masochist but was pretty close to it at times. He dropped his Demon Slayer fan pin on the floor out of shock, he blushed a little.
"It's amazing how much you know me."
"And I can teach you so much more."
"How? Do you have powers?"
'Yes...but so does Mel, she can help you.' Mel materialized in front of Zachery, she smiled as she examined him and read his mind...'Ah I see you're looking for an identity and you need it badly, I can give you one, I can give you one that you'll like. It's clear that your mistress doesn't care for you as a person. She only likes throwing you around and inflicting pain on you, and you like that..but you don't like when you don't get the credit you deserve. You can do so much better than her.' 'I can?' 'Oh yes. I can give everything you want and more. Please put your trust in me.' 'Alright.' 'Don't worry I won't turn you into one of those bishounen anime guys or anything, ick...those guys need to eat something once and a while.'
"You're right, but luckily you can make me into something much more awesome than that."
"Oh I know just the thing, your predicament reminds me of a certain DC character, one who loves a certain clown-like villain."
'Harley? Why I love that woman.' 'Who doesn't? If you want, I can use my magic to make you into her.' 'Oh yes please.' 'For you, I can do that. Close your eyes and allow me to use my magic.' 'You have real magic powers? Oh yes, I certainly do...and I can show you how I do what I do.' The koala-girl instructed him to concentrate and focus, he did so as she levitated, concentrating magical energy which transferred itself into him.
"This feels a little bit weird but I don't mind."
"That's good to hear...after all, it's not every day I get to actually help someone."
She began to cast her spell on him which sent a series of warming sensations throughout his body, his skin slowly began to smoothen and soften as his chest and torso slimmed, a pair of round formations known as breasts developed. In the process his clothing slowly turned into an identical copy of Harley's costume from The Suicide Squad, as his hands shrank down in size while his arms lengthened, his fingernails also lengthened while his stomach slimmed. He chuckled a little as his back arched while his feet shrank and his hips flared out, he didn't mind his privates being retracted either...it seemed that he really liked this, getting to be someone else other than who he was just appealed to him so much.
"I can't believe I get to be her...this is amazing."
"As it should be."
He chuckled a bit more as his hair turned blondish and gained some blue and red highlights, his hairstyle becoming a slightly pig tailed style as his eyebrows thinned and his eyes widened, turning blue in the process. His lips plumped up as a heart shaped symbol painted itself on his face which feminized as his nose shrank and eyelashes blossomed around his nose while his neckline lengthened. He definitely felt more natural like this, as his features morphed into those of Harley herself, as his voice contorted to match, making him sound like he had Harley's voice, which to say he sounded like Margot Robbie. In addition to this he or 'she' began to think she had always been this beautiful and naturally gifted and that this was meant to happen, yeah sure she thought Everly was a decent person to hang around for a while but she admitted that she felt like she missed her beloved Joker, she definitely realized that she made a mistake. 'I made a mistake here. I didn't mean to say it was cringe for Nathan to act as the Werebelushi's agent and all. I was trying to get on Everly's good side and i'm sorry, Everly just wasn't my type anyway. Don't get me wrong, I like to play rough, but she was too much for me, and it got to the point I was missing Mistah J.'
"That's alright, Harley."
"All I really need is Mistah J and good ol Ivy. And of course Bud and Lou.'
Harley hugged Mel and smiled, she was happy to be who she was and she shook her hand, the two of them formed a bond and became close friends, she was unapologetically herself and proud of it. 'Thank you so much for helping.' 'No problem. I'm glad I was able to fix things and make it better for you, you don't need to worry about HER anymore. She wasn't your type anyway, too murderous for my liking as well. Besides, Joker is the one for you.'
"You're right, Joker is the one for me."
"Indeed he is and he loves you, even though he doesn't look like he does."
'That's my Mistah J alright.' And thus with that Harley decided to set off to find where Joker was hiding out in, knowing he probably wasn't too far, she knew the directions by heart anyway and also decided to get back at Everly by invading her home and removing all of the things that made up who that woman was as a person including the commissioned forms of her as busty animal-women, she didn't need this controlling abusive witch in her life when she had Joker and of course Ivy, oh how she treasured her friendship with Ivy so much.
As for what happened later, she teamed up with Mel again and made a lot of new
friends...and Mel even got to meet the other squad members including Peacemaker and King Shark. And thus comes to the lesson of the day, remember, it's okay to try and come to the defense of someone you love but to attack the person that is actually being attacked by the person you love and kissing up to them to get on that person you love's good side...that's not good, so don't be a sychophant, just don't.