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- Hessian Horseman. Being attracted to a villain is nothing new in fandoms, I mean look at Jareth for example (not only is Jareth played by the late David Bowie but also seriously he is iconic in the sense he has his very own fanbase) and in Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Movements Doug Bradley (the actor who played Pinhead) says he gets fan-mail from Pinhead fangirls who want to have kids with Pinhead, and then there's the Hessian Horseman, come on...Christopher Walken can most certainly get it when it comes to the ladies, and the fact he plays such a hypnotic vampiric character in Sleepy Hollow adds to it, it's the eyes and the teeth (I just really love characters with fangs/sharp teeth or vampiric traits even if they are not refered to as a vampire). I dream a lot about him a lot, forgeting being 'zonked' by Pete or Scar, I want to get bitten and/or possessed by Hessian.
- Seth Brundle. Jeff Goldblum is so precious, his mannerisms...like Walken's, are unique and he's very adorkable especially as Seth Brundle, yes he spends the rest of the movie mutating into a grotesque human/fly hybrid but he is so precious, and I just want to hug him.
- David Kessler. I want to cuddle this poor werewolf, I just do.
- Abed Nadir.
- Dale Cooper.
- Jeffrey Beaumont.
- Merton J.Dingle.
- Ace Ventura. I don't think there's anyone who can rival Jim Carrey. Ace is definitely an awesome character, he's charismatic, he loves animals, he is hilarious and quite a good looker as well...I just love his mannerisms and his unpredictable energy.
- Live-Action!Robotnik.
- Jareth (Labyrinth). Do I need to say it? It's David freaking Bowie.
- Jake Blues. John Belushi..what an icon, I always was impressed by what he did,with his eyebrows (I have tried doing that myself but to know no avail), he is awesome in SNL and also in Animal House and 1941, but his character was done so dirty in Old Boyfriends, but Jake...Jake can totally get it, and he knows it. The scene in the tunnel where Carrie Fisher's 'Mystery Lady' is about to shoot him and he apologizes to her and she gets a change of heart once he removes his sunglasses...aaaaw! Jake is adorable.
- Jerry Dandrige. Perhaps the sexiest movie vampire ever to be seen on film. Seriously the dance scene with Amy, and also the scene where he takes Evil Ed's hand and tells Ed he doesn't have to be afraid anymore, oh yes...bite me, Jerry, bite me.
- Derek Zoolander. As a huge fan of both the Brat Pack and Frat Pack (the latter having both Luke and Owen Wilson, alongh with Ben Stiller, Steve Carrell, Jack Black, Vince Vaugn and Paul Rudd), I love the movies those two groups make but the Frat Pack comedies in general molded me into who I am today, in particular Zoolander...Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are both ridiculously handsome in this movie as a pair of rival male models, and Ben really does make all the outfits Derek wears look good (and also the 'Blue Steel' gets a lot of praise too).
- Ty Webb. As arrogant as Chevy Chase is in real life, he's actually quite charming in some of his movies.
- Barry (High Fidelity). Just about any Jack Black character but Barry is the Jack Black character that made me love him. Seriously the guy can sing and he rocks.
- Ash Williams. Ash is so full of bravado and confidence, plus I love how snarky he can be.
- Darren 'Mother' Roskow.
- Clifford Skridlow.
- Dexter Morgan.
- Vacendak (Freejack). I'm surprised nobody has heard of Freejack, most of what I have heard about the movie is that it's bad, but I think Mick Jagger was perfect for this role.
- Seth Gecko. It's no secret that George Clooney is one of the most good looking actors in Hollywood, especially as he got older, but as the criminal turned vampire hunter Seth Gecko, he oozes charm.
- Daryl Van Horne. Witches of Eastwick is my favorite Jack Nicholson movie outside of The Shining, Easy Rider, Batman, and Wolf. These three beautiful witchy women (Michelle Pffiefer, Cher, and Susan Sarandon) use their combined powers to summon their ideal man and he just so happens to be Daryl, who is pretty much the most handsome demon i've ever seen. And of course Jack Nicholson has a history for being a ladies man, ladies love Jack, and hel oves them. Jack is the perfect sexy devil.
- Vincent Van Wham (Biker Mice From Mars). My favorite mouse.
- Dakota Dude (Cowboys of Moo Mesa).
- Rum Tum Tugger. The fact he is a rockstar inspired cat, well he's based on Mick Jagger, nuff said.
- Dracula. The Christopher Lee Dracula has a bisexual angle, but Gary Oldman's Drac...especially when he's young, meow.
- Maximillian. 'Comedians should not be in horror movies' said no one ever, Eddie is such a cool vampire in this movie and quite attractive.
- Ray Stantz. Dan Aykroyd is my spirit animal, he is my twin...as someone who is on the spectrum I totally do identify with him and I think Dan's belief in ghosts is awesome (I don't think he's insane).
- Roman Craig.
- Elwood Blues.
- Megamind. The most adorable not-so-villainous-after-all supervillain-turned-hero ever, the way he misprononounces certain words and also his eyes, he is so innocent and cute.
- Ellis Fielding. Dan Aykroyd with multiple personalities is so precious.
- Collector (Demon Knight). Billy Zane proves that sometimes you don't need hair to be a hit with the ladies and his voice is like velvet.
- Lord of Darkness (Legend).
- Vic Zeck (Neighbors)
- Seymour Krelborn. Seymour is so nice and he truly does love Audrey.
- Simon Cowell. I know he isn't a 'fictional' character but he definitely has a lot of character to him and even guys seem to have a thing for him sometime...I mean David Walliams on Britain's Got Talent seems to love him, and it's hard to blame him. I mean yeah everyone hated him on American Idol for being supposedly mean but he was just being honest and he has a lot of character, sometimes he can eve be funny without knowing it. I mean to count on one hand just how many women have flirted with Simon would be a difficult feat because he has had so many different love interests, Paula included, oh yes, Paula may have acted like she disagreed with him but she secretly loves him, she knows so and she has even heard of the 'Saula' fandom. Heck, there are many times in AGT and BGT in which Simon gets seduced, by both genders. I think Simon knows how much of a magnet he is to women and also to some men, he loves it though.
- Grocer. Dan Aykroyd playing a villain is just so perfect in this role, he's so crazy...I love Grocer so much.
- Herbert West.
- Caleb Verdoux. Corey Feldman may be a bit weird and may never get out of his Michael Jackson impersonator schtick but he's still one of my favorite actors and he's oddly handsome as the bad boy Caleb in this movie. Also I think casting him as someone who becomes a vampire is a cute little in-joke referencing how he is a vampire killer in The Lost Boys. Then again, evil Corey just in general is kind of hot, not just in a bad boy way but a bad-ass monster-man way, especially that voice.

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- Hessian Horseman. Being attracted to a villain is nothing new in fandoms, I mean look at Jareth for example (not only is Jareth played by the late David Bowie but also seriously he is iconic in the sense he has his very own fanbase) and in Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Movements Doug Bradley (the actor who played Pinhead) says he gets fan-mail from Pinhead fangirls who want to have kids with Pinhead, and then there's the Hessian Horseman, come on...Christopher Walken can most certainly get it when it comes to the ladies, and the fact he plays such a hypnotic vampiric character in Sleepy Hollow adds to it, it's the eyes and the teeth (I just really love characters with fangs/sharp teeth or vampiric traits even if they are not refered to as a vampire). I dream a lot about him a lot, forgeting being 'zonked' by Pete or Scar, I want to get bitten and/or possessed by Hessian.
- Seth Brundle. Jeff Goldblum is so precious, his mannerisms...like Walken's, are unique and he's very adorkable especially as Seth Brundle, yes he spends the rest of the movie mutating into a grotesque human/fly hybrid but he is so precious, and I just want to hug him.
- David Kessler. I want to cuddle this poor werewolf, I just do.
- Abed Nadir.
- Dale Cooper.
- Jeffrey Beaumont.
- Merton J.Dingle.
- Ace Ventura. I don't think there's anyone who can rival Jim Carrey. Ace is definitely an awesome character, he's charismatic, he loves animals, he is hilarious and quite a good looker as well...I just love his mannerisms and his unpredictable energy.
- Live-Action!Robotnik.
- Jareth (Labyrinth). Do I need to say it? It's David freaking Bowie.
- Jake Blues. John Belushi..what an icon, I always was impressed by what he did,with his eyebrows (I have tried doing that myself but to know no avail), he is awesome in SNL and also in Animal House and 1941, but his character was done so dirty in Old Boyfriends, but Jake...Jake can totally get it, and he knows it. The scene in the tunnel where Carrie Fisher's 'Mystery Lady' is about to shoot him and he apologizes to her and she gets a change of heart once he removes his sunglasses...aaaaw! Jake is adorable.
- Jerry Dandrige. Perhaps the sexiest movie vampire ever to be seen on film. Seriously the dance scene with Amy, and also the scene where he takes Evil Ed's hand and tells Ed he doesn't have to be afraid anymore, oh yes...bite me, Jerry, bite me.
- Derek Zoolander. As a huge fan of both the Brat Pack and Frat Pack (the latter having both Luke and Owen Wilson, alongh with Ben Stiller, Steve Carrell, Jack Black, Vince Vaugn and Paul Rudd), I love the movies those two groups make but the Frat Pack comedies in general molded me into who I am today, in particular Zoolander...Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are both ridiculously handsome in this movie as a pair of rival male models, and Ben really does make all the outfits Derek wears look good (and also the 'Blue Steel' gets a lot of praise too).
- Ty Webb. As arrogant as Chevy Chase is in real life, he's actually quite charming in some of his movies.
- Barry (High Fidelity). Just about any Jack Black character but Barry is the Jack Black character that made me love him. Seriously the guy can sing and he rocks.
- Ash Williams. Ash is so full of bravado and confidence, plus I love how snarky he can be.
- Darren 'Mother' Roskow.
- Clifford Skridlow.
- Dexter Morgan.
- Vacendak (Freejack). I'm surprised nobody has heard of Freejack, most of what I have heard about the movie is that it's bad, but I think Mick Jagger was perfect for this role.
- Seth Gecko. It's no secret that George Clooney is one of the most good looking actors in Hollywood, especially as he got older, but as the criminal turned vampire hunter Seth Gecko, he oozes charm.
- Daryl Van Horne. Witches of Eastwick is my favorite Jack Nicholson movie outside of The Shining, Easy Rider, Batman, and Wolf. These three beautiful witchy women (Michelle Pffiefer, Cher, and Susan Sarandon) use their combined powers to summon their ideal man and he just so happens to be Daryl, who is pretty much the most handsome demon i've ever seen. And of course Jack Nicholson has a history for being a ladies man, ladies love Jack, and hel oves them. Jack is the perfect sexy devil.
- Vincent Van Wham (Biker Mice From Mars). My favorite mouse.
- Dakota Dude (Cowboys of Moo Mesa).
- Rum Tum Tugger. The fact he is a rockstar inspired cat, well he's based on Mick Jagger, nuff said.
- Dracula. The Christopher Lee Dracula has a bisexual angle, but Gary Oldman's Drac...especially when he's young, meow.
- Maximillian. 'Comedians should not be in horror movies' said no one ever, Eddie is such a cool vampire in this movie and quite attractive.
- Ray Stantz. Dan Aykroyd is my spirit animal, he is my twin...as someone who is on the spectrum I totally do identify with him and I think Dan's belief in ghosts is awesome (I don't think he's insane).
- Roman Craig.
- Elwood Blues.
- Megamind. The most adorable not-so-villainous-after-all supervillain-turned-hero ever, the way he misprononounces certain words and also his eyes, he is so innocent and cute.
- Ellis Fielding. Dan Aykroyd with multiple personalities is so precious.
- Collector (Demon Knight). Billy Zane proves that sometimes you don't need hair to be a hit with the ladies and his voice is like velvet.
- Lord of Darkness (Legend).
- Vic Zeck (Neighbors)
- Seymour Krelborn. Seymour is so nice and he truly does love Audrey.
- Simon Cowell. I know he isn't a 'fictional' character but he definitely has a lot of character to him and even guys seem to have a thing for him sometime...I mean David Walliams on Britain's Got Talent seems to love him, and it's hard to blame him. I mean yeah everyone hated him on American Idol for being supposedly mean but he was just being honest and he has a lot of character, sometimes he can eve be funny without knowing it. I mean to count on one hand just how many women have flirted with Simon would be a difficult feat because he has had so many different love interests, Paula included, oh yes, Paula may have acted like she disagreed with him but she secretly loves him, she knows so and she has even heard of the 'Saula' fandom. Heck, there are many times in AGT and BGT in which Simon gets seduced, by both genders. I think Simon knows how much of a magnet he is to women and also to some men, he loves it though.
- Grocer. Dan Aykroyd playing a villain is just so perfect in this role, he's so crazy...I love Grocer so much.
- Herbert West.
- Caleb Verdoux. Corey Feldman may be a bit weird and may never get out of his Michael Jackson impersonator schtick but he's still one of my favorite actors and he's oddly handsome as the bad boy Caleb in this movie. Also I think casting him as someone who becomes a vampire is a cute little in-joke referencing how he is a vampire killer in The Lost Boys. Then again, evil Corey just in general is kind of hot, not just in a bad boy way but a bad-ass monster-man way, especially that voice.