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My issues with Captain Jerkass as I call him is that he's a hypocrite, the guy says that Nathan is the only who was bullying him but actually he was the one making a big damn deal about an opinion of all things, look Nathan said he doesn't like Skyrim and Fire Emblem, he didn't say people that played the game were 'evil' or anything, he just said he found both games to be boring and overrated, I thought you understood criticism...yeah i'm sorry but crying to your friend will not get you any points because your friends aren't your parents or your personal army, do you think he even remotely cares about your petty drama? Of course he likely doesn't, he tolerates you as a friend but he isn't there to be your lawyer. He's just your friend who willingly goes along with all the shit you come up with, and i'd appreciate you NOT trashing my friends in the comments of RPs you're in just because you can't get over what Nathan said. And when Nathan reported this dickhead's comment on the helpdesk he got this: 'Our policies do not prohibit members gossiping about other members; we would instead recommend that you make every effort to avoid visiting their profile or following the community activity.'

I am sorry but that is NOT gossip, that is talking about someone behind their back while they're watching listening in on the conversation. And it gets worse...the guy complained recently about Nathan saying he thinks people like him are the reason humanity sucks, like he thinks all humans are bad. Look, just because you have been mistreated by some humans doesn't mean that you can treat the rest of the human race like they suck the fun out of everything, i'm sorry but there's nothing wrong with having a different opinion. For the record Nathan NEVER even said he had problems with you roleplaying on HIS stuff because he had rules and yes...you DID try to force your anti-humanist views into a couple of them, you were reigned in because as you know...your kind of monsters/characters are all generic and the same, oh look, another monster that either 1. Really hates humans or views them as lost children of theirs or whatever. 2. Is based on something bad whether it be bad for you like smoking, drugs, or even bad in a toxic way like sexism. 3. Involves suiting. Which isn't a transformation type at all, look can't you be more original than rip-off Five Nights at Freddy's? 4. Forced mind control. 5. All of the above. Need I mention that this guy called Nathan a contradictory jerk just for having a different opinion than his despite the fact he claimed to understand criticism? Yikes. Even every American Idol contestant i've seen that has been given the 'no' treatment from Simon Cowell takes criticism better than than this guy. This guy used suicide threats as a defense mechanism, dude...suicide is a SERIOUS problem, not a weapon to be used everytime criticizes you.

Oh...and he actually did this shit whenever Nathan criticized him, you know you shouldn't tell people to remove someone from their watch just because of how they don't like you, right? Well i'm sorry but maybe you should consider what one of your friends did to me, telling your friend to attack us just because you disagree with what Nathan said is basically something Kurvos would do. One of your monster friends used his dark powers to fatten me up because Nathan didn't want to be in the rest of the episode, the episode was...there was this lardo rabbit monster who sells eggs with brainwashing properties, Nathan didn't ask to be in the episode originally, he just showed up, he tried one of the eggs and this guy tried to make it so he would be brainwashed into eating more of the eggs because the eggs not only make you gain weight but also brainwash you as well, but apparently he didn't get the hint that Nathan isn't a mere mortal, well duh of course Nathan's not mortal, he's half-vampire. And what good would chocolate do for a vampire anyway? Vampires drink blood, trying to get Nathan addicted to anything that isn't blood is a lost cause. So after Nathan left the episode...I came along, and while he did attempt to make me fat when I arrived, I was my normal self but I made a buisness proposition with the monster and we sort of dated and were lovers but I was uncomfortable the whole damn time and didn't like this, I kept fantasizing about the rabbit-monster being killed off. I was this close to doing to him what Leia did it to Jabba. So we got married and we had a chocolate spa buisness, the rabbit-monster was defeated though and I basically pulled an Ivana Trump on him. This is non-canon and was before I got into my current long-lasting relationship with Lithius.
I am sorry but my reviews on your antics were some of my best and my friends agreed with a lot with a lot of them. All I am saying is that he can't let go of the fact that he seems to dislike Nathan for no reason other than something Nathan didn't even say, he seems to think that he is a liar and that he is mocking him when I was just poking fun of his RPs and how moronic his character is. This guy also posts comments on other people's deviantations and starting roleplaying sessions on them even if the description doesn't allow it. Not to mention...yeah the world domination ones so flawed, like how can a gorilla president even brainwash everyone into being his voters if he's clearly a US system and not every country has the same kind of political system as the US? And also oh boy..the ghost type Pokemon one. You know what every Pokemon story needs? Genocide. Oh yes, a major point in this one is that Giratina (why is it always the ghost or dark type Pokemon along with Hypno that get vilfiied?) turns people into ghost type Pokemon who go and brainwash people into wanting to be ghost type Pokemon. I am sorry but have you forgotten that ghost types, at least some...USED to be humans too? Why are you saying that it's better to be dead than be a human being? I know ghost type Pokemon aren't actually deceased, but they are ghosts, and well...how do I put this, saying they'd be better off deceased then being human is very genocidal. What is with you and your hatred of humans anyway? Why does every single little episode with this guy have to essentially just be the 'humans = evil' message being hammered into our skulls half a million times? Look, it was awful enough when every environmental movie and tv special in the 90's did it, but hey at least with those they were for a good cause and even though I think that 'Earth Day' doesn't count as a real public holiday since I feel it was made up to guilt trip people into being more aware, at least I can approve of those.

If I see another monster with this kind of trait I am going to hulk out and smash that monster and that monster's maker into pieces. He even tried to force his humans suck mentality into one of Nathan's Pokemon things, yeah...you know the episode about the casino run by dark type Pokemon? Well he attempted to come up with the concept of the casino transforming people who lose at the games into Pokemon and making them forget they were ever human, which isn't the case, oh and it gets worse with the pairing of Gardevoir and Krookodile, not only are those two Pokemon completely wrong for each-other type-wise but also egg group wise too. Even worse...remember the Pokemon circus kid concept? Well he just had to force in the whole punishing humans who likely didn't do anything thing by putting his character's supposedly abusive father into the mix. Yeeeah i'm sorry but this is the one cliche I cannot stand...the parents either being deceased, absent in general or supposedly being assholes, yeah...you go out of all the way to tell us your parents were horrible but you don't give us a reason to hate them yet alone show it? I am sorry but...enough with this cliche. And this guy is essentially just playing a fictional version of himself, yet even as a fictional version of himself he is unlikable. His fictional self is no different...oh, he's just an average guy who is supposedly not loved by everyone, oh boo how...how terrible it must be, to be someone who absolutely has no friends or no one to date him whatsoever. We get all this talk about how he's just a guy with nothing good going for him in his life, he doesn't have any friends (oh no he doesn't, he's lying), and he doesn't have someone who loves him. We get all this talk about how he's a nice guy but it's hard to root for his guy when he pretty much makes it so he gets transformed and has to be brainwashed because he loves that and then conditioned into thinking he was NEVER human once he meets the monster of the week, yeah i'm sorry.. our hero, ladies and gentlemen. Oh boy, look there's a diference between being nice and 'nice guy syndrome' and he has the latter. And he is an incel.

I am sorry but if my friend acted the way this guy's character did i'd call him out on it, i'd see..'Look, what was that? Four hours ago, you were against the idea of having your mind changed by this monster queen, but now..you apparently now really hate humans despite the fact you used to be one, and now you're going to doom us all? I am sorry but I thought you were the hero, not a fucking traitor. Honestly, why do you do this shit all the time? Can't you just not do this or warn me next time before you doom humanity like that? I thought you learned your lesson from the last episode but noooo, screw you. I don't want to be your friend anymore, i'm going to hang out with someone who isn't a genocidal maniac.' No wonder I gave up reviewing his shit, he claims Nathan is the one who ruins everyone's fun and brings down others for doing something that gives them joy? Oh puhlease, this jerk is the reason I gave up on reviewing roleplays.

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Mel:
My issues with Captain Jerkass as I call him is that he's a hypocrite, the guy says that Nathan is the only who was bullying him but actually he was the one making a big damn deal about an opinion of all things, look Nathan said he doesn't like Skyrim and Fire Emblem, he didn't say people that played the game were 'evil' or anything, he just said he found both games to be boring and overrated, I thought you understood criticism...yeah i'm sorry but crying to your friend will not get you any points because your friends aren't your parents or your personal army, do you think he even remotely cares about your petty drama? Of course he likely doesn't, he tolerates you as a friend but he isn't there to be your lawyer. He's just your friend who willingly goes along with all the shit you come up with, and i'd appreciate you NOT trashing my friends in the comments of RPs you're in just because you can't get over what Nathan said. And when Nathan reported this dickhead's comment on the helpdesk he got this: 'Our policies do not prohibit members gossiping about other members; we would instead recommend that you make every effort to avoid visiting their profile or following the community activity.'

I am sorry but that is NOT gossip, that is talking about someone behind their back while they're watching listening in on the conversation. And it gets worse...the guy complained recently about Nathan saying he thinks people like him are the reason humanity sucks, like he thinks all humans are bad. Look, just because you have been mistreated by some humans doesn't mean that you can treat the rest of the human race like they suck the fun out of everything, i'm sorry but there's nothing wrong with having a different opinion. For the record Nathan NEVER even said he had problems with you roleplaying on HIS stuff because he had rules and yes...you DID try to force your anti-humanist views into a couple of them, you were reigned in because as you know...your kind of monsters/characters are all generic and the same, oh look, another monster that either 1. Really hates humans or views them as lost children of theirs or whatever. 2. Is based on something bad whether it be bad for you like smoking, drugs, or even bad in a toxic way like sexism. 3. Involves suiting. Which isn't a transformation type at all, look can't you be more original than rip-off Five Nights at Freddy's? 4. Forced mind control. 5. All of the above. Need I mention that this guy called Nathan a contradictory jerk just for having a different opinion than his despite the fact he claimed to understand criticism? Yikes. Even every American Idol contestant i've seen that has been given the 'no' treatment from Simon Cowell takes criticism better than than this guy. This guy used suicide threats as a defense mechanism, dude...suicide is a SERIOUS problem, not a weapon to be used everytime criticizes you.

Oh...and he actually did this shit whenever Nathan criticized him, you know you shouldn't tell people to remove someone from their watch just because of how they don't like you, right? Well i'm sorry but maybe you should consider what one of your friends did to me, telling your friend to attack us just because you disagree with what Nathan said is basically something Kurvos would do. One of your monster friends used his dark powers to fatten me up because Nathan didn't want to be in the rest of the episode, the episode was...there was this lardo rabbit monster who sells eggs with brainwashing properties, Nathan didn't ask to be in the episode originally, he just showed up, he tried one of the eggs and this guy tried to make it so he would be brainwashed into eating more of the eggs because the eggs not only make you gain weight but also brainwash you as well, but apparently he didn't get the hint that Nathan isn't a mere mortal, well duh of course Nathan's not mortal, he's half-vampire. And what good would chocolate do for a vampire anyway? Vampires drink blood, trying to get Nathan addicted to anything that isn't blood is a lost cause. So after Nathan left the episode...I came along, and while he did attempt to make me fat when I arrived, I was my normal self but I made a buisness proposition with the monster and we sort of dated and were lovers but I was uncomfortable the whole damn time and didn't like this, I kept fantasizing about the rabbit-monster being killed off. I was this close to doing to him what Leia did it to Jabba. So we got married and we had a chocolate spa buisness, the rabbit-monster was defeated though and I basically pulled an Ivana Trump on him. This is non-canon and was before I got into my current long-lasting relationship with Lithius.
I am sorry but my reviews on your antics were some of my best and my friends agreed with a lot with a lot of them. All I am saying is that he can't let go of the fact that he seems to dislike Nathan for no reason other than something Nathan didn't even say, he seems to think that he is a liar and that he is mocking him when I was just poking fun of his RPs and how moronic his character is. This guy also posts comments on other people's deviantations and starting roleplaying sessions on them even if the description doesn't allow it. Not to mention...yeah the world domination ones so flawed, like how can a gorilla president even brainwash everyone into being his voters if he's clearly a US system and not every country has the same kind of political system as the US? And also oh boy..the ghost type Pokemon one. You know what every Pokemon story needs? Genocide. Oh yes, a major point in this one is that Giratina (why is it always the ghost or dark type Pokemon along with Hypno that get vilfiied?) turns people into ghost type Pokemon who go and brainwash people into wanting to be ghost type Pokemon. I am sorry but have you forgotten that ghost types, at least some...USED to be humans too? Why are you saying that it's better to be dead than be a human being? I know ghost type Pokemon aren't actually deceased, but they are ghosts, and well...how do I put this, saying they'd be better off deceased then being human is very genocidal. What is with you and your hatred of humans anyway? Why does every single little episode with this guy have to essentially just be the 'humans = evil' message being hammered into our skulls half a million times? Look, it was awful enough when every environmental movie and tv special in the 90's did it, but hey at least with those they were for a good cause and even though I think that 'Earth Day' doesn't count as a real public holiday since I feel it was made up to guilt trip people into being more aware, at least I can approve of those.

If I see another monster with this kind of trait I am going to hulk out and smash that monster and that monster's maker into pieces. He even tried to force his humans suck mentality into one of Nathan's Pokemon things, yeah...you know the episode about the casino run by dark type Pokemon? Well he attempted to come up with the concept of the casino transforming people who lose at the games into Pokemon and making them forget they were ever human, which isn't the case, oh and it gets worse with the pairing of Gardevoir and Krookodile, not only are those two Pokemon completely wrong for each-other type-wise but also egg group wise too. Even worse...remember the Pokemon circus kid concept? Well he just had to force in the whole punishing humans who likely didn't do anything thing by putting his character's supposedly abusive father into the mix. Yeeeah i'm sorry but this is the one cliche I cannot stand...the parents either being deceased, absent in general or supposedly being assholes, yeah...you go out of all the way to tell us your parents were horrible but you don't give us a reason to hate them yet alone show it? I am sorry but...enough with this cliche. And this guy is essentially just playing a fictional version of himself, yet even as a fictional version of himself he is unlikable. His fictional self is no different...oh, he's just an average guy who is supposedly not loved by everyone, oh boo how...how terrible it must be, to be someone who absolutely has no friends or no one to date him whatsoever. We get all this talk about how he's just a guy with nothing good going for him in his life, he doesn't have any friends (oh no he doesn't, he's lying), and he doesn't have someone who loves him. We get all this talk about how he's a nice guy but it's hard to root for his guy when he pretty much makes it so he gets transformed and has to be brainwashed because he loves that and then conditioned into thinking he was NEVER human once he meets the monster of the week, yeah i'm sorry.. our hero, ladies and gentlemen. Oh boy, look there's a diference between being nice and 'nice guy syndrome' and he has the latter. And he is an incel.

I am sorry but if my friend acted the way this guy's character did i'd call him out on it, i'd see..'Look, what was that? Four hours ago, you were against the idea of having your mind changed by this monster queen, but now..you apparently now really hate humans despite the fact you used to be one, and now you're going to doom us all? I am sorry but I thought you were the hero, not a fucking traitor. Honestly, why do you do this shit all the time? Can't you just not do this or warn me next time before you doom humanity like that? I thought you learned your lesson from the last episode but noooo, screw you. I don't want to be your friend anymore, i'm going to hang out with someone who isn't a genocidal maniac.' No wonder I gave up reviewing his shit, he claims Nathan is the one who ruins everyone's fun and brings down others for doing something that gives them joy? Oh puhlease, this jerk is the reason I gave up on reviewing roleplays.