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Morloth88 — How to get a man
Published: 2008-10-20 22:51:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 82164; Favourites: 1436; Downloads: 820
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Some male snatching tips from a random selection Disney girls… and Ariel of course. As always she is in there when it’s my Disney fun.I just find it funny how these ladies got their men and maybe we can get some advice.
Edit: A while ago, I had a vote about which of my old pictures I should redo, this one won [link] This picture was the second. So I redid it now, see the imrovment here: [link] 
Disney women comic strip nr 6
All my other Disney stuff can be found here: [link]
Stockholm syndrome for those who doesn’t know: When the hostages start getting positive feelings for the kidnappers, not necessary love but at least protectiveness.
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I like Ariel and Aurora's ideas best.
I've just noticed, you seem to give Ariel bigger boobs than the others. That's the favouritsm thing again isn't it?
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Well it worked for them, why not for us?
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in my experience, they're just there when you wake up
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You and Aurora should speak to someone ^^
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I was actually just quoting her, because it was so funny!
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Aaaaah.
Well It's only Teilight-Bella and Aurora who would be Okay with it
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I myself used Ariel's way and it kind of worked
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that.
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Laugh it is more plesant to do
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Haha I was kindof suspicious of how "innocent" Cinderella is. xD
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She isn't
it's all part of the game
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OMG this is horrible, but SO TRUE! XD Love it! Can't stop giggling!
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I just realized how that sounded omigosh! Your drawing is cute! I meant "horrible" as in just a bad but funny joke!
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I knew what you meant, I just wonderd why you were horrified by the truth.
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lol Just a little terrifying to my inner child 
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Sounds like Aurora got a freebie.
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That is really funny! and Tiana says that you just need to turn into a frog....
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This was made before her movie came out but probobly
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Yeah. I loved it though! It was very creative and funny!
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hahaha- ariel has always been my favorit disney princess- after reading what you put for her in this image, i just had to laugh- thats what i did to get my husband! lol
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Ariel is my one true love too
I did something just like that to get my boyfried too
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Lol I like Ariels advice- so catchy! XD
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lol i agree with meg... it actually worked for me.... although the damsel in distress was juss falling out of a tree and breaking my ankle....
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Ariel tip worked for me
Awesome how things like this works^^
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oh my god HAHAHAHAHAHA Snowe, Mulan, Bell and Ariel r my favs
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Well you like a lot of girls in this picture then
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Howsabout Kida- how does she fit in? She's one of my fav Disney ladies, but she got a freakin' geek!
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I really couldn't think of a joke for her at the time.
but of the top of my head. "Sitting around waiting pays off"
and hey, I have that as A must for any man I go for, Be a gee or it's a No.
so don't say that like it's a bad thing.
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Well, lest we forget, she didn't really "fall for" Milo during almost the whole movie. It was only at the end when the King's stone face was finished that any kind of relationship was even hinted at. They didn't embrace, they didn't kiss, they didn't bat eyes at each other, nothing. There was a 'hug of relief' at the climax of the film, but that was it.
The King mentioned one thing in particular about her that we didn't hear about again; he said "Your heart has grown soft. A thousand years ago you would have killed them on sight."
IMO, Kida is one of the justifiably strong-minded females Disney has made in recent years (thus becoming one of my favorites), and yet she gets next to no exposure in the "Princesses" line because her movie sucked. (Well, that's not fair... "Atlantis" had good stuff, just that it wasn't put together very cohesively IMO.)
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Okay. Thanks for the rant. now I know how you feel.
I still didn't have a joke for her. as you said her relationship isn't very straight forward.
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Of course... Ariel as a mermaid FTW!
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