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Mqwryun — Randy Windgrabber
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Description Basic Info:
Species: Sokikte Wolf (which I will delve further into someday)
Birthdate: July 13, 1985
Age: 26
Birthplace: Furtown, Idaho
Current Residence: same
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 140 lbs.
Male

Appearence:
It's not particularly tough to imagine a wolf anthro in the furry community, so I'll make it brief. Naked, he is completely grey with two exceptions. The first is his face, which is bone-white and ends at the outer edges, where it becomes grey again. The other is his stomach and chest, where a prominant T is spread, and is colored yellow. This is supposedly a defining characteristic of Sokikte Wolves, however it is almost never shown to the public, an account of his insistence to wear a shirt. He has blue eyes. In regards to build he is - eh, alright I guess.

Physical Abilities and Biology:
Despite the depiction I gave him compared to Borg, Randy is no pushover. Over the years he attended many self-defense instructions and martial arts lessons to truly say that he can kick any non-prominent individual's ass. In fact, he developed some amazing fighting techniques of his own, which I might consult with someone regarding these. And even though he's pure prey, it's very hard to even accomplish eating him. Only really prominant vorists could manage him. It was suggested by Borg that Randy and the other Sokikte Wolves have respitory tubes circulating throughout their brains to supply oxygen and help them better focus on uninteresting tasks, giving a new meaning to the word "air-head." This is no innocent gossip, either. Borg actually believes that Randy has those. Just imagine what else the wolf has in store.

Mentality:
Randy will never, ever meet the standards of Borg, but he does do well. The tubes I mentioned above help him focus better, allowing him to comprehend things even if his brain capacity won't fit. In other words, he hardly ever gets distracted. He would've been successful on his own too if it wasn't for that meddling FBI and those dumb AIDS (More on that later). Rikes!

Weaknesses:
Oh yeah, sure! Randy has a weakness but Borg can walk free? Some character design that is! He is too soft-hearted (on the inside that is). He thinks that there is credit to every action - good or bad - and that we are all good in a sense. This is why he's no central character in my stories - there is no conflict (usually). This was how he got Borg to stick with him, and he's regretted it since.

Psychology:
If it wasn't obvious before, he can get pretty apprehensive of things that don't fit (like the Misty incident; Furaffinity only). He still thinks there's no evil, but when something doesn't seem right, he consistently asks questions and/or looks over his shoulder. At parties, he does an unusual "I'd do her"-like review to see whose ass he can kick or who not to, just in case things get rough. Oh, now he's interesting! Over a period of time, he has grown accustomed to Borg's unusual behavior and as such doesn't act too conspicuous - although it's more of a defense mechanism; he wouldn't want to piss Borg off. Growing up in the rural part of Idaho, he tends to be conservative. Borg is conservative too, but not quite to the extent Randy is. Tell him that his mother had a failed abortion and ended up having him and he will argue over the abortion part of the statement, not over what you may expect him to argue. Now I say he sees no evil, but really I lied. PHIL COLLINS! He can't stand his music, and has been known to be offensive to anyone who listens to the "British-arse" on their headphones or whatever it is they're using. He claims that the happiest day of his life was the day that Mr. Collins announced his retirement earlier this year. "Hallelujah!"

Philosophy:
For Randy, this is kinda a subject I like to express more in detail in later times, but I'll sum it up right here. Sokikte Wolves were one of the earliest anthros in North America and has a philosophy more akin to the Native Americans. The Wolves believed in astral creatures from another dimension that guided events of our world. No, I'm not talking about David Icke's Illuminati. Occasionally they would take the form of ferals and affect the nature of people in a secretive manner. They practiced in the conjuring of these creatures for some spiritual task or some shit. Randy claims that the T on his body symbolizes the immunity from the creatures' magic so they could do whatever they wanted. Randy believes in this 100%, but he disengages from the practice because he wanted to start an independant life. This is one of the reasons why his father is detatched from him.

History:
Randy was born in Furtown, Idaho to a Sokikte Wolf mother named Felicia Windgrabber. His father, Ten-Spears, was more more radical and was forced to remain with his tribe in Canada despite wanting to raise the child. In school, he was interested in the histories and anthropology (the actual kind). For Halloween costumes he would dress up like various figures in history, like Confucious, Vlad the Impaler and King Leopold He had numerous girlfriends of many species over the years, probably due to his evident feminine side. He was not all that dominating or aggressive, which led to his life-changing beat-up in 7th grade. It would be the last time. He was put in a dojo afterwards, where he became a fucking killer. At the end of his session - the part where they emphasize the importance of self-defense and using his powers for good and all that crap - his father visited him for the very first time. Ten-Spears heard about these lessons and started talking to him about self-respect rather than defense. As long as he has established a foundation of superiority among his peers, no one would think twice of calling him weak. Whether he followed through or not is up to debate. Randy hasn't received much support from him since after he told him he was not gonna engage in Sokikte practices and even how he was gonna be pure prey - not because prey is better (he hates it), but because the aspect of eating live things is less appealing. He went his normal life after that - went to college, graduated - then suddenly, after a mishap at a routine doctor's check-up, he got AIDS! He was 22 and the FBI, deeming him endangered, decided to give him a confidential vaccination, where he met Borg. The lizard decided to move to Furtown with him. After his mom went back to Canada to live with his dad, he became an electrician. To this day he gets tortured by Borg and tries to get through his life without too many fuck-ups.

Orientation:
I may have exaggerated this subject too much for him. Maybe not. Randy is straight. No ifs, ands or buts. He slept with many women and even proposed to one of them - unsuccessfully of course. As of this moment he is single, not because he can't get a girlfriend, but because he doesn't want them exposed to - well, you get the picture. To this day, Borg deliberatly calls Randy gay because he knows that Randy can't prove otherwise. Ain't that a bitch!

Inspiration:
Oddly enough, I got the inspiration for Randy after I created him. Originally, I just wanted a fall guy for Borg's mishaps. One of my earliest stories details this. As time went by - and Borg started getting vorish - Randy grew on me and I decided to give him a chance. I know Borg will always be the fursona everyone will know when they hear of me, but the question is: Could Randy be a more likeable char? One who doesn't justify the means to an end? A Wilson to Borg's House? We'll see!
   
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