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Creeper (Λkri pΙr) - n.The creeper is a green, quadruped, insectoid creature usually found in dark locales, more specifically in caves or in the night. They used to head-butt their prey during the day, but soon evolved to don a napalm-like substance as their blood and became nocturnal. Upon contact of their prey, they will rush toward their prey and give themselves high-blood pressures, causing their blood to overheat, and eventually bursting into a fiery explosion. Their droppings consists of a grey powder which don similar properties of that of gunpower, which can be used to construct dynamite.
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Do You See This? Do You Know What This Is?
This Is A Creeper.
Its Mission In Minecraft Is To Fuck Shit Up Where Ever It Goes.
It Does Not Drop Anything Good.
It Does Not Remain Neutral.
It Is Not A Sheep.
It Is A Motherfucking Creeper.
You Cannot Battle The Creeper. The Creeper Is Never Alone.
It Is Always Accompanied By Other, Even More Violent And Aggressive Creepers; All Of Which Are, In Turn, Accompanied By Even More.
When You See A Creeper, Do You Know What To Do?
You Turn The Fuck Around.
You Run The Fuck Away
And Hope The Creeper Doesn't
Put You On Its List Of Shit
It Wants To Fuck Up Today.
You Get The Fuck Away From It
And Wait For The Creeper To Finish Its Business
And Move On With Its Rampage,
And Then You Rebuild Your Home.
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Nice explanation of these interesting species.
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