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"I shall now observe the ungainly peach colored creature. His humid, fleshy stench and struggle as he attempts to dominate some servile, seemingly purposeless toy. Already a sense of pity overcomes me, and yet I am repelled by my own compassion.

"Although his biological makeup implies a living thing, I am certain we shall discover him to be but an animated piece of refuse or feces. But I must remain impartial and continue to study, even as he mocks everything I hold dear. I hate him. And can take comfort only in my own cool detatchment.

"He looks at me now, and no flicker of comprehension do I discern in his flat and lifeless eyes. I can only pray that his tiny spinal column conveys no spark of truth, no splinter of the horrible reality that is his own soul.

"My god, I pray for his death! As do all things that love rightness and decency..."




Mike Nelson and the Observer are from Mystery Science Theater 3000. The skit is from episode 805: The Thing That Couldn't Die.
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