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pewdiepie lemon

I rolled over and threw an arm over my boyfriend Felix, one problem arose instantly. He wasn't in bed with me! That bastard was probably recording again, this was a common problem when you happened to be the special someone of the most lovable and funny swede on the internet. A scream of pure unmasked horror arose from Pewds special room, this made me giggle.
-” Pewds is playing amnesia.” I sang in a low voice. This sparked a deviously pleasant plan in my dirty little mind, I snuck up out of our bed and to the closet. Snickering to myself I chose my best and sexiest underwear for my plan, then I discarded of any clothing I had on and put the new underwear on. Trying my best I stalked over to Felix and his “workplace”, he didn't notice me when I stood right behind him so I leaned down.
-” peeewdiiiepiiieeee.” I used my best demon voice whisper right next to his ear, Felix jumped like two feet into the air and screamed like a little girl.
-” pleease don't kill meee!!! Dam it stefano I told you the BARRELS WOULD DO THIS!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!!!!” Felix screamed at the top of his lungs, then he realized it was me standing there nearly peeing myself from laughter and not a demon from hell. “ ____? why would you do that?”
laughing is a very good thing when you don't have a good answer as to why you would possibly want to try to give your boyfriend a heart attack in the middle of the night, soon enough my knees couldn't support me anymore and I fell over landing on a pile of laundry still laughing like a mental patient. This made Felix activate sulking mood, he turned back at the computer.
-” okay, don't mind her, bros! It's just mah girlfriend and NO FAPPING TO HER!!!!! I mean it!” Felix did the “ I’m watching you” hand gesture. “ her boobs will loose their perfect roundness if you do and that WILL RUIN MY LIFE … forever....” glare into the camera.” so anyways we were here and that thing was making a very short work with our asses, I mean SERIOUSLY?! He didn't even take me on a date first.”
Say what you want about Felix, or Pewdiepie as he sometimes made me call him in bed, but when he wanted to deliver a compliment he made it in the funniest way possible.
-” awwww, sweety!” I giggled, then I made my way out of the pile of laundry and draped my arms around Felix. “ thank you.”
I gently kissed his neck, Felix screamed in horror again and almost turned me deaf.
-” Felix, honney …..”
I was cut of by another scream.
-” why do you insist on …..”
scream again, this time it ended with heavy panting and whimpers of fear.
-” sweety.” I cooed and stroked his hair in an attempt to comfort him, guess who screamed so loud I bet the whole neighborhood heard us. In pure panic Felix paused the game and hid his face between my boobs.
-” okay, sweety I think you need to have some happy time to recover.” I suggested in my most comforting voice.
-” you're right!” Felix voice was obstructed by my boobs, but I could still hear him. Suddenly he bolted away from me, turned around and started googling.
-” ah needz mah kittiehz!”
I raised an eye brow at this.
-” that wasn't what I had in mind.”
-” oh, really?” Felix turned around. “ what did you.....”
finally he saw my very suggestive outfit and cough on to what I wanted.
-” …..oh.”
-” so what do you say, my brave knight?”
Felix paused and thought about it for a moment, I could see how his blond eyebrows furrowed over his blue eyes and the cogs in his head turn.
-” blue really bring out the color of your eyes.”
cue death glare.
-” and the shape of your ass.”
cue big smile.
-” I knew you would pull through so are you ready to dance the pork dance?”
Felix groaned.
-” don't call it that!” Felix protested. “ call it dancing between the sheets.”
-” how about: doing the hubba hubba.” I did my best sexy approach.
-” sink the ship.”
-” hide the sausage.” I straddled Felix lap, it was a bit of tricking around due to the fact that he was sitting in an office chair. Finally I settled in, my boobs in perfect height to Felix face.
-” doing the nasty.”
-” coitus.” I leaned in and put my forehead against Felix's.
-” doing you know what with you know who.”
-” bow chica wow wow.”
Before Felix could say anything else I pressed my lips against his. His soft warm lips moved against mine and his stubble was still in some strange way a huge turn on, soon enough things turned heated. We parted for air.
-” you did that because you knew I would win.” Felix panted, I shrugged
-” maybe.”
then I stood up, turned around and did my best sexy walk out of the room.
-” why don't we find out?” I said on the way.
-” but I promised Cry I would....” Felix whimpered.
-” then you sleep on the couch for the next month.” I replied. “ I'll be in the bed room waiting, so do hurry!”
There was silence for about five seconds followed by a furious scramble, I was picked up and thrown over Felix shoulder.
-” like hell my sexy female will go horny in my house!” He said and carried me to the bed room.
-” oh, really? The last month I had to sleep alone!”
I was thrown on the bed and Felix crawled on top of me.
-” you were never alone, you have these!” Felix said and squeezed my boobs causing me to yelp.
-” not the same thing as....” I was cut of by Felix's lips on mine. I threw my arms around his neck, his mouth left mine and trailed of to my neck.
-” Pewds.... “ I tried to protest, he knew how ticklish I was but he also knew how good it felt when he kissed my neck. Felix chuckled.
-” this time I don't have to ask you.” His hot breath, mouth moving and stubble made it impossible to contain my moans longer. Fist pumping into the air first Felix trailed lower to my boobs, he reached around to unstrap my bra but had no luck.
-” BRAS!!!! my new archenemy!!!!” Felix screamed.
-” what about the barrels?” I giggled, Felix pouted in the most adorable way ever!
-” they both hate me.”
-” let me help you.”
I reached up front and unclasped the bra, yes it was a front-lock. Felix just stared at what had just happened in disbelief.
-” what kind of sorcery is this?” he whispered.
-” the kind of sorcery that would like to have sex now.”
-” your every wish is my command, my fair lady.” Felix shot me a playful look. “ I just have to play with my booty first matey.”
one of his hands gently fondled with one of my boobs and his mouth latched on to the other one, gently sucking my nipple. His other hand traveled down to grab my butt and massage it gently, I guess that is what he meant with playing with his bootey. I moaned and raised my chest against his mouth to encourage him, it worked. His hand stroked my hip and started working on my panty line, carefully Felix grazed of my underwear. Same underwear was thrown away into the darkest corners of the room, I managed to get Felix's shirt off and it flew gracefully as a pregnant telephone pole* and landed near my discarded underwear.
Felix's fingers carefully stroked my holy parts and my breath hitched, Felix chuckled.
-” boy, you feel as ready as I do.”
his fingers entered me and twirled around, I bucked my hips and moaned loud in response. Felix moved his mouth to my other breast and his thumb circled my clit, this was driving me crazy with lust and he knew it.
To my displeasure Felix suddenly stopped and pulled out his fingers, I protested briefly before Felix smashed his lips onto mine. Our bodies pressed together an I could feel something hard against my thigh, I broke free from the kiss long enough to say:
-” oh, my! Is that a gameboy in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
as a response Felix bucked his hips against me and grunted. I flipped us so I was on top, trailing kisses from his jaw to his shoulder while I unbuckled his pants. My hands found his manhood and started working it carefully, making it harder. Felix grunted and his hand found my hair, grabbing a hand full.
-” _____.” Felix panted. “ I want you to ride me like there is no tomorrow.”
-” tomorrow you will be back with your fans and I will be alone again.”
-” yes, but I will always....”
-” if you start singing I swear to god I will leave you horny for the rest of the night.”
Felix smiled sheepishly.
-” only if you call me Pewdiepie tonight.”
-” fine!”
Felix slapped my butt.
-” that's more like it!”
we discarded the rest of our clothes, Felix laid down again and I straddled him. Locking eyes he helped me to insert his manhood inside my wet core, with a long moan from both of I sank down and took in his full length. I bent down and kissed Felix again before I slowly started moving up and down, Felix grunted again. His hands gripped my hips helping me keep a steady pace, every up and down brought me great pleasure and soon I panted and moaned Felix's name.
-” Felix...”
-” that's not it!” Felix replied and smacked my butt.
-” P-pew...”
Felix bucked his hips when I came down and I almost screamed in pleasure.
-” _____!”
-” i'm so close, Pewds...” I moaned, I always had a hard time moving when I was close, Felix knew this so he flipped us over so he was on top. He picked up the pace and soon we both climaxed in grunts and screams of pleasure. Exhausted Felix laid down next to me and took me in his arms, I cuddled closer. For a moment all we could hear was our own panting, then from both apartments below and above us a steady and very annoyed thumping noise was heard.
-” it's one am and I have to work at four, I don't need to hear your love making!” Mr. Buretti screamed from above.
-” be quiet up there, rude teenagers! This lady needs her beauty sleep!” Mrs. Giovanni screamed from below.
-” you're gonna need a lot more than sleep to become beautiful, you old hag!” Felix screamed at Mrs. Giovanni. We both broke down laughing.
-” I love you, Felix slash Pewdiepie.”
-” I love you too, ____!”
we cuddled closer and ignored our very upset neighbors and fell asleep.