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Fitz and Thester are on stage singing "Nobel Indian Chief" Fitz is playing a guitar while Thester is playing an Mandolin.Fitz and Thester: Noble Indian Chief,
Bring us back your ways,
You Indians were so awesome,
In oh so many ways,
How you lived so greatly,
Oh so many moons ago,
Is knowledge lost with all your spirits,
And so, we'll never know.
Thester: After death, Indians believe,
As something else, they'll be reborn
Like a moose or a tree or a buffalo,
The chief exists in another form.
Fitz and Thester: The tribe was known for unity,
Together, they would band,
To build their bows and arrows,
To use in Custer's final stand.
They all loved each other,
Regardless of their tribe,
One Comanche needs a cup of sugar,
And the Blackfoot would oblige,
Thester: Obli~ige
Fitz: The only cause of death,
Was drifting off to sleep,
And they left this piece of wisdom,
That we hope you all will keep,
And they said,
Both: Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah,
Wah Wah Wah Wah wah waah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah,
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wawawawawawawawawah.
Thester: They're gone now.
Fitz: How could this have happened?
Thester and Fitz: HOW?
From the Family Guy episode Deep Throats.
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