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It's hard, being an out-of-work Imaginary Friend.

What is Springtrap watching? A very bad movie that I will cringingly admit to having in my DVD collection. See who can name it first. EDIT: It's DOOM, of course, and that thing on the screen is the Pinky demon. Or monster or mutant. See, they took games about demons from Hell coming through portals on military and research bases on the moons of Mars and then Earth, and made a movie about some extra chromosome found on ancient corpses on Mars that turns people into mutant monsters, unless they're really good people, in which case it makes them temporarily powerful. It was a terrible movie with a huge special effects budget, but I could have forgiven that if they'd transformed The Rock into the Cyberdemon at the end. But nope! So it ended up being just another video game movie that sucked like a black hole. The Berserker sequence was lots of fun, though.

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It's hard, being an out-of-work Imaginary Friend.

What is Springtrap watching? A very bad movie that I will cringingly admit to having in my DVD collection. See who can name it first. EDIT: It's DOOM, of course, and that thing on the screen is the Pinky demon. Or monster or mutant. See, they took games about demons from Hell coming through portals on military and research bases on the moons of Mars and then Earth, and made a movie about some extra chromosome found on ancient corpses on Mars that turns people into mutant monsters, unless they're really good people, in which case it makes them temporarily powerful. It was a terrible movie with a huge special effects budget, but I could have forgiven that if they'd transformed The Rock into the Cyberdemon at the end. But nope! So it ended up being just another video game movie that sucked like a black hole. The Berserker sequence was lots of fun, though.