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neopuff β CRYSTAL GEMS DATING SIM!!!
Published: 2013-11-21 09:03:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 32683; Favourites: 235; Downloads: 793
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Song's: Intro: Let me drive my van into your heart
Pearl:Β T-Pain - I'm In Love With A Stripper
Garnet: Bubba Sparxxx - Ms. New Booty
Amethyst: Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
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what about the music when "you suck"
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shut up dude I'm not arguing
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congratulationsΒ you got a date with pearl! *neon envangalion opening comes on*Β
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PEARL OH MY GOD ITS PEARL
CONGRATS YOU GOT A DATE WITH PEARL
Woah...your garnet
CONGRATS DATE WITH GARNET
HOLY CRAPOLA its amethyst
CONGRATS DATE WITH A-METH-YST
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hey whats garnets song in this?
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new miss booty
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Oh God, it's hilarious
How come I haven't found this before?
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This is so easy and hilarious.
I accidentally clicked the PearlΒ x Garnet option with Pearl and IΒ almost laughed but it was at night so.Β
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your avatar makes the comment so much better! Β XD
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i totally nailed it LOL I ROCK.
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I saw a screensot on tumblr and I NEEDED to see tis...
I didn't see the separate results, so I fucked up wit everyone BUT amethyst XD
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I swear this show is turning me into a full on lesbian.
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Best comment ever. 100/10 would read this again.
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what was the song behind the congratulations
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its a scene from neon evangelion genesis so idk the song
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This game is so funny!Β
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What's the most ironic thing about this is the Steven Universe actually references Neon Genesis Evangelion's "Congratulations" scene in the episode "The Test". Are you a psychic?
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Well then, will Steven X Amethyst ever be a thing? (OH COME ON YOU THOUGHT OF IT TOO IN THE PILOT EPISODE WHEN AMETHYST WAS HOLDING STEVEN'S HAND WHEN SHE GAVE HIM THE MONEY ADMIT IT)
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steven is like 11 and amethyst is 6000 years old! so my prediction is: nahhhh
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NUUUUU I DIDN'T EVEN SHIP IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU MUST BE STOPPED
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DAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO WRITE A CRAPPY SLASH FANFIC ABOUT A 6000 ROCK AND A FAT 11 YEAR OLD PORKING ALL BECAUSE OF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT ME YOU MEANIE
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omg well i wont stop you from following your dreams, dude
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u should really give us the music links XD
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oh uhh lets see:
let me drive my van into your heart
i'm in love with a stripper
miss new booty
my humps
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Oh my god THIS IS PERFECT
THANK YOU FOR THIS
Can't believe it though, now SU has included an Evangelion reference
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i kNOW i hope none of the crew has played this cuz i made this dating sim so long ago
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You got a date with Pearl!
Right now im feeling so lesbian XD
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all the one's you need to pick are the middle.
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