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Now 50% complete. Second part of [link]

Third Row (Bottom)

Barty Crouch Jr (DE) – Dead Death-Eater. Posed as Moody. Killed his dad. Ressurected Voldermort. Planned Death of Harry, led to Cedric’s death. Was an evil bastard.
Rosier (DE) – Dead Death-Eater. Killed by Moody. Part of Bellatrix’s Gang.
Wilkes (DE) – Old Death-Eater. Wanted to draw a fatty.
Albert Runcorn (DE) – Cruel huge bastard. Harry posed as him. In charge of terrifying muggleborns.
Yaxley (DE) – High-ranking Death-Eater / Spy in the Ministry. Imperiuses Thicknesse for use as puppet minister. Gets Pwned by Harry.
Minister Of Magic Pius Thicknesse (Impiriused) – Ex-Head of Magical Enforcement / Puppet Minister under Voldermort. Gets URCHINNED!!! by Percy. Apparently I forgot to draw the mouth.
Bellatrix Lestrange (DE) – Token crazy Goth-chick. Gets AWESOMED by the plump ginger housewife.
Rodolphus Lestrange (DE, With Flying, Talking Pineapple*) – Bellatrix’s hubby. Blame Makani’s crazy fanart for his fruit-based best friend.
Rabastan Lestrange (DE) – Bellatrix’s hubby’s brother. Doesn’t do much.
Amycus Carrow (DE) – Lopsided bastard. Brother of Alecto.
Mulciber (DE) – Death-Eater. Old friend of Snape. Wanted to give him awesome scars/burns.
Alecto Carrow (DE) – Tiny evil lady-bastard. Sister of Amycus.
Argos Pyrites * (DE) – I love this nonexistent guy. Blood-stained dandy written out of the first-book’s original scripts. Follower of Voldermort who makes friends with / attempts to manipulate Harry. Replaced with Lucius (sortof). Curly forelock courtesy of Beck from Big O.

Fourth “Clump” Left
(From here on, “rows” are skewiff. I’ll be listing characters by horizontal clumps)
Bob Ogden (MoM) – 1930’s MoM inspector sent to deal with the Gaunts. Dressed in Bowler hat, frock coat and swimming costume. Was awesome.
Barty Crouch Sr (MoM) – Pinstripe suit and hat. High ranking Ministry head. Possessed by justice and blood n’ thunder n’ all that.
Perkins (MoM) – Senile old wizard. Only other employee in Arthur Weasley’s department.
Emelia Bones (MoM) – Square-jawed old witch. Member of Wizengamot, aunt of susan Bones. Killed by Death-Eaters.
Dolores Umbridge (MoM) – Evil-hearted cardigan wearing toad. Stephen King bums her.
Amos Diggory (MoM) – Father of Cedric. Was that guy from Drop The Dead Donkey.
Bertha Jorkins MoM – Tubby, gossipy witch. Killed by wormtail in Albania.
John Major (Muggle PM) – Conservative Prime-Minister throughout most of the 90’s. Dislikes Fudge.
Rufus Scrimgeour (MoM) – Lion-like ex-Auror. Minister of Magic after Fudge. Killed by Voldermort.
Cornelius Fudge (MoM) – Bowler-hat-wearing fool. Was tubby.
Newt Scamander (Ex MoM) – Wrote Fantastic Beasts And Where To find Them. Loves Dragons, Admires Basilisks.

Fourth “Clump” Right
Rita Skeeter – Journalist for Daily Prophet and Animagus. Manly.
Bozo, Rita’s Photographer – Has an awesome camera.
Florean Fortescue – Ice-Cream entrepeneur. Killed by Death-Eaters. Looks like Ren’ee from Allo Allo. I hate Allo Allo.
Borgin – Greasy, greasy curio-shop-owner.
Burke – Greasy, greasy curio-shop-owner.
Olivander – Wand-expert. Font of a chapter’s worth of WAND SCIENCE!! Anagram of “Evil Ronald”. Lulz.
Rosmerta – Owns The Three Brooms in Hogsmead. Boobs.

Fifth “Clump” Left
Broderick Bode (MoM) – Shadowy, grim looking pinstriped civil servant. Unspeakable. Friend of Arthur. Strangled by shrubbery.
Reg Cattermole (MoM) – Ministry technician and long-suffering repair-guy.
Wilkie Twycross (MoM) – Ministry Apparation teacher. Faded + Distant.
Dawlish (MoM) – Suit + short hair. High-ranking auror. Constantly gets beaten up by other wizards. Sucks to be him.
Savage (MoM) – Auror. No description, so made female / moderately ambiguous.
Gawain (MoM) – Head of Aurors after Scrimgeour. Wanted to use pudding-bowl haircut.
Proudfoot (MoM) - Auror. No description, so made big and hooj.

Fifth “Clump” Right
Madam Malkin – Small, shawls, needles. Owns robe shop in Diagon Alley.
Gregorovitch – European wand-maker. Killed by Voldermort. Looks like a gay Santa Claus.
Ernie – Driver of Knight Bus. Looks like any old guy from a 70’s British Sit-Com.
Bathilda Bagshot – Tiny senile old witch. Famous historian. A snake wore her skin for a bit. It was icky and awesome. Simultaneously.
Hokey (Elf) – Dilapidated old elf maid. Framed for murder by Voldermort.
Hepzibah Smith – Fat old witch. Killed by Voldy for future-horcruxes-to-be. Corpulent.
Nicholas Flamel – Ancient little wizard. Discovered Elixir of Youth. Still died though.
Perenelle Flamel – Ancient little witch. Lived for a lorralorra time.
Celestina Warbeck – Sings on radio. Molly’s favourite.
Stubby Boardman – Leadsinger of The Hobgoblins. Xenophilius Lovegood propsed he was Sirius Black.
Sanguini – Vampire. Generic. Lulz.
Griphook (Goblin) – Callous little goblin. PWNS!!11 Harry. Gets inadvertently PWNED!!!11! by Neville. Bums ancient artefacts.
Ragnok (Goblin) – Another Goblin. Has righteous sideburns.

Central Voldermort Chunk
Tom Marvolo Riddle / Lord Voldermort (DE) – Snakey, no-nosed bastard. Not much to say really. Had no chance.
Resurrected Snake-Baby Voldermort – GYUNG. NYUH. UGG. UUYUGH. GYAH.
Salivar Slytherin’s Locket (Horcrux) with Harry and Hermione Horcrux Manifestations – Locket that belonged to founder. Destroyed by Ron. Had awesome evil spite doppelgangers.
Helga Hufflepuff’s Cup with Basilisk Tooth – Cup stolen from corpulent lady. Destroyed by Hermione.
Nagini – Snake Horcrux. Wrapped around Voldermort’s victims’ Marvolo Gaunt, Morfin Gaunt, Merope Gaunt, Tom Riddle Sr and Frank Bryce.
Rowena Ravenclaw’s Diadem with Fiendfyre – Head-dress belonging to founder. Crabbe destroyed it with Fiendfyre. Crabbe died. Xenophilius Lovegood wept.
Riddle’s Diary with Basilisk Tooth and Sixth Year Tom Riddle Horcrux Manifestation – Book Horcrux housing awesome memory-based ghost-thingy. Beaten by dentistry.
The Basilisk – Hooj Death-inducing be-crowned King of Serpents. Killed one mopey girl, failed to kill every-other victim. Got pecked in the eye by a flaming-parrot and then got stabbed through the mouth. All-in-all, not a good day.

Description
Now 50% complete. Second part of [link]

Third Row (Bottom)

Barty Crouch Jr (DE) – Dead Death-Eater. Posed as Moody. Killed his dad. Ressurected Voldermort. Planned Death of Harry, led to Cedric’s death. Was an evil bastard.
Rosier (DE) – Dead Death-Eater. Killed by Moody. Part of Bellatrix’s Gang.
Wilkes (DE) – Old Death-Eater. Wanted to draw a fatty.
Albert Runcorn (DE) – Cruel huge bastard. Harry posed as him. In charge of terrifying muggleborns.
Yaxley (DE) – High-ranking Death-Eater / Spy in the Ministry. Imperiuses Thicknesse for use as puppet minister. Gets Pwned by Harry.
Minister Of Magic Pius Thicknesse (Impiriused) – Ex-Head of Magical Enforcement / Puppet Minister under Voldermort. Gets URCHINNED!!! by Percy. Apparently I forgot to draw the mouth.
Bellatrix Lestrange (DE) – Token crazy Goth-chick. Gets AWESOMED by the plump ginger housewife.
Rodolphus Lestrange (DE, With Flying, Talking Pineapple*) – Bellatrix’s hubby. Blame Makani’s crazy fanart for his fruit-based best friend.
Rabastan Lestrange (DE) – Bellatrix’s hubby’s brother. Doesn’t do much.
Amycus Carrow (DE) – Lopsided bastard. Brother of Alecto.
Mulciber (DE) – Death-Eater. Old friend of Snape. Wanted to give him awesome scars/burns.
Alecto Carrow (DE) – Tiny evil lady-bastard. Sister of Amycus.
Argos Pyrites * (DE) – I love this nonexistent guy. Blood-stained dandy written out of the first-book’s original scripts. Follower of Voldermort who makes friends with / attempts to manipulate Harry. Replaced with Lucius (sortof). Curly forelock courtesy of Beck from Big O.

Fourth “Clump” Left
(From here on, “rows” are skewiff. I’ll be listing characters by horizontal clumps)
Bob Ogden (MoM) – 1930’s MoM inspector sent to deal with the Gaunts. Dressed in Bowler hat, frock coat and swimming costume. Was awesome.
Barty Crouch Sr (MoM) – Pinstripe suit and hat. High ranking Ministry head. Possessed by justice and blood n’ thunder n’ all that.
Perkins (MoM) – Senile old wizard. Only other employee in Arthur Weasley’s department.
Emelia Bones (MoM) – Square-jawed old witch. Member of Wizengamot, aunt of susan Bones. Killed by Death-Eaters.
Dolores Umbridge (MoM) – Evil-hearted cardigan wearing toad. Stephen King bums her.
Amos Diggory (MoM) – Father of Cedric. Was that guy from Drop The Dead Donkey.
Bertha Jorkins MoM – Tubby, gossipy witch. Killed by wormtail in Albania.
John Major (Muggle PM) – Conservative Prime-Minister throughout most of the 90’s. Dislikes Fudge.
Rufus Scrimgeour (MoM) – Lion-like ex-Auror. Minister of Magic after Fudge. Killed by Voldermort.
Cornelius Fudge (MoM) – Bowler-hat-wearing fool. Was tubby.
Newt Scamander (Ex MoM) – Wrote Fantastic Beasts And Where To find Them. Loves Dragons, Admires Basilisks.

Fourth “Clump” Right
Rita Skeeter – Journalist for Daily Prophet and Animagus. Manly.
Bozo, Rita’s Photographer – Has an awesome camera.
Florean Fortescue – Ice-Cream entrepeneur. Killed by Death-Eaters. Looks like Ren’ee from Allo Allo. I hate Allo Allo.
Borgin – Greasy, greasy curio-shop-owner.
Burke – Greasy, greasy curio-shop-owner.
Olivander – Wand-expert. Font of a chapter’s worth of WAND SCIENCE!! Anagram of “Evil Ronald”. Lulz.
Rosmerta – Owns The Three Brooms in Hogsmead. Boobs.

Fifth “Clump” Left
Broderick Bode (MoM) – Shadowy, grim looking pinstriped civil servant. Unspeakable. Friend of Arthur. Strangled by shrubbery.
Reg Cattermole (MoM) – Ministry technician and long-suffering repair-guy.
Wilkie Twycross (MoM) – Ministry Apparation teacher. Faded + Distant.
Dawlish (MoM) – Suit + short hair. High-ranking auror. Constantly gets beaten up by other wizards. Sucks to be him.
Savage (MoM) – Auror. No description, so made female / moderately ambiguous.
Gawain (MoM) – Head of Aurors after Scrimgeour. Wanted to use pudding-bowl haircut.
Proudfoot (MoM) - Auror. No description, so made big and hooj.

Fifth “Clump” Right
Madam Malkin – Small, shawls, needles. Owns robe shop in Diagon Alley.
Gregorovitch – European wand-maker. Killed by Voldermort. Looks like a gay Santa Claus.
Ernie – Driver of Knight Bus. Looks like any old guy from a 70’s British Sit-Com.
Bathilda Bagshot – Tiny senile old witch. Famous historian. A snake wore her skin for a bit. It was icky and awesome. Simultaneously.
Hokey (Elf) – Dilapidated old elf maid. Framed for murder by Voldermort.
Hepzibah Smith – Fat old witch. Killed by Voldy for future-horcruxes-to-be. Corpulent.
Nicholas Flamel – Ancient little wizard. Discovered Elixir of Youth. Still died though.
Perenelle Flamel – Ancient little witch. Lived for a lorralorra time.
Celestina Warbeck – Sings on radio. Molly’s favourite.
Stubby Boardman – Leadsinger of The Hobgoblins. Xenophilius Lovegood propsed he was Sirius Black.
Sanguini – Vampire. Generic. Lulz.
Griphook (Goblin) – Callous little goblin. PWNS!!11 Harry. Gets inadvertently PWNED!!!11! by Neville. Bums ancient artefacts.
Ragnok (Goblin) – Another Goblin. Has righteous sideburns.

Central Voldermort Chunk
Tom Marvolo Riddle / Lord Voldermort (DE) – Snakey, no-nosed bastard. Not much to say really. Had no chance.
Resurrected Snake-Baby Voldermort – GYUNG. NYUH. UGG. UUYUGH. GYAH.
Salivar Slytherin’s Locket (Horcrux) with Harry and Hermione Horcrux Manifestations – Locket that belonged to founder. Destroyed by Ron. Had awesome evil spite doppelgangers.
Helga Hufflepuff’s Cup with Basilisk Tooth – Cup stolen from corpulent lady. Destroyed by Hermione.
Nagini – Snake Horcrux. Wrapped around Voldermort’s victims’ Marvolo Gaunt, Morfin Gaunt, Merope Gaunt, Tom Riddle Sr and Frank Bryce.
Rowena Ravenclaw’s Diadem with Fiendfyre – Head-dress belonging to founder. Crabbe destroyed it with Fiendfyre. Crabbe died. Xenophilius Lovegood wept.
Riddle’s Diary with Basilisk Tooth and Sixth Year Tom Riddle Horcrux Manifestation – Book Horcrux housing awesome memory-based ghost-thingy. Beaten by dentistry.
The Basilisk – Hooj Death-inducing be-crowned King of Serpents. Killed one mopey girl, failed to kill every-other victim. Got pecked in the eye by a flaming-parrot and then got stabbed through the mouth. All-in-all, not a good day.