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Published: 2021-11-28 21:45:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 1112; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Max has trouble at the drive-thru!Script
Max: Do-do-do, do, Doo-doo-doo...
Drive-Thru Speaker: Welcome to Budget Burger. May I take your order?
Max: Yeah, 2 Budget Burgers.
Drive-Thru Speaker: Will that be all?
Max: Yeah, I think that'll, uh... Ah, who we kidding? Throw in a number 4.
Drive-Thru Speaker: Anything else?
Max: Uh, does the number 4 have Budget Curlies?
Drive-Thru Speaker: No, the number 3 does.
Max: All right, then I'll take a number 3.
Drive-Thru Speaker: So cancel the 4 and substitute a 3?
Max: When did you hear the word "cancel?" Give me both.
Drive-Thru Speaker: May I bucket size you for an extra 70 cents?
Max: My man, I like the cut of your jib. Yes, bucket size me.
Drive-Thru Speaker: That's $12.44. Pull to the front window.
Max: Gotcha. [tries to start car, but fails] Ok, you're not starting. Come on. Don't... don't do this now. Don't do this. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You son of a mother!
Drive-Thru Speaker: Sir, you're gonna have to pull forward now.
Max: Yeah, I just got a little problem here, ok? One sec. [gets out of car and grabs stool]
Buddy: Hey, Maxy, nice legs!
Max: Thank you. Ok, first things first. The front of the engine gets very hot!
Drive-Thru Speaker: Sir, please pull your car forward.
Max: Ok, guy, you just gotta give me a second.
Drive-Thru Speaker: You're holding up my line, and I'm gonna need you to please pull your car forward.
Max: Ok, I... I know that, and I'm gonna need you to stop saying that, ok? Now shut it.
Drive-Thru Speaker: You shut it.
Max: What?
Drive-Thru Speaker: Please pull your car forward.
Max: You know what? Do me a favor. Say it one more time. I dare you. (waits) Yeah, I didn't think so.
Drive-Thru Speaker: Please pull your car forward.
Max: You know what? That's it. [gets bat] Huh? You don't like it? [hits speaker with bat] How about that, huh? One more time, huh?
Drive-Thru Speaker: That's all you got, lady?
Max: No, I got a lot more! [hits speaker with bat]
Drive-Thru Speaker: Ooh, that felt good.
Max: Oh, yeah? [hits speaker with bat]
Drive-Thru Speaker: Did a feather just land on me?
Drive-Thru Speaker: Please pull your car forward, please pull your car forward, please pull your car forward, please pull your car forward!
Max: [hits speaker with bat many times] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!!
If you look closely, you see vehicles from the TSLOP franchise.
Norman's 4x4 from the from TSLOP 2
Snowball's Supermobile from TSLOP 2
Chloe's Vroomie from some TSLOP short
Daisy's Skateboard from a Happy Meal toy
Myron's Vaccum from TSLOP
The Hotdog Train from TSLOP
The dog catcher truck from TSLOP
The ride vehicle from Off The Leash!
Max (C) TSLOP
Source: the King Of Queens
Original script: transcripts.foreverdreaming.or…
