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niketheconqueror — Extreme Flying
Published: 2012-03-12 21:27:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 210; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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[Guys arriving at Mike's house]Alan: You think Mike is here, Boomer?
Boomer: Yeah, and since Luke is gone and Chase too, Mike is in charge of us.
Guys: Hi, Mrs. Wester.
Claire: Hello boys, Mike's in his room.
Charles: Thanks!
Claire: Your welcome, boys!
(Guys head to Mike's room)
Akira: He's not here, just a big fluffy pillow on his bed... I'm gonna poke it!
Mike: Bad idea, Akira.
(Guys turn to see Mike in the doorway outside his room)
Akira: Mike and why!?
Mike: First of all, its not a pillow, it my cat and second of all, she hates to be poked at.
Akira: Ohhhhhhhhh... okay!
Alan: Mike, isn't weird that today is your first time leading us?
Mike: You had to bring that up, I mean Luke's a great leader and Chase was too, I just don't think I can stoop up to their level.
Charles: Sure you can!
Mike: Whatever, so what do guys want to do today?
Akira: I don't have any ideas.
Charles: Ditto.
Alan: Same here.
Boomer: I do!
Mike: You guys wanna die like, Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, the pilot, and that other guy?
Alan: You mean The Big Bopper?
Mike: Yeah that guy.
Charles: You know Chase told me something weeks ago.
Mike: That the girl who Bob had a kid with is Elizabeth Peña and who is also the voice actress of Mirage in The Incredibles?
Charles: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW?!
Mike: I have resources.
Boomer (wiggling his fingers): From the wonderful world of the Internet!
Akira: Did you put sugar in your cereal AGAIN?!
Boomer: Maybe.
Guys: Ok.
Mike: Let's go die like them guys.
[Boomer's plane in the sky]
Boomer: See guys nothing to worry about, unless we're under attack then you will start panicking.
Charles: That's not the only thing we're afraid, we're mostly afraid of the aero maniac flying the plane!
Boomer: Hey, shouldn't you be outside in the turbo jet engines, Syndrome?
Akira: Dude, I think you got burn!
Charles: Well, at least I don't put my friends' lives in danger.
Alan: Your move Boomer.
Boomer: Well, at least I don't scream like a girl do I Charles or should I say Charlene?
Akira: OH, DUDE YOU GOT BURNED!!
Mike: Calm down Kelso.
Akira: Sorry.
Alan: Boomer, my Ballistophobia is coming up.
Boomer: No way, it only comes when... Alan, do you see a missile?
Alan: I'm afraid to look.
Mike (looks outside the window and seeing 13 heat seeking missiles): Boomer, their heat seeking missiles!
Boomer: Damnmit! guys put on your seatbelts now!
(The guys put on their seatbelts while Boomer puts on his goggles)
Boomer: Who ever you are, you're dealing with the Sky Prince now, hang on guys!
(Boomer goes to battle mode by dodging the missiles while the guys are screaming)
Mike (panicking): WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA THROW UP THEN, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! MOMMY TELL IT TO STOP!!!
Boomer: Calm down Grinch!
(Charles and Akira hugging each other)
Akira: Oh my god, Charles hold me, hold me!
Alan: Mommy make it stop!
Mike: Boomer call for backup now!
Boomer: Mike, Rogers men don't call for back up, that's what pregnancies for, I told you that!
(Boomer dogde the missiles by making them hit themselves)
Boomer: Okay guys one more alright.
Charles: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!
Boomer: Dude, are you Syndrome or Dash?
Charles: Syndrome.
Boomer: Good man!
(Boomer destroys the last missile and lands at his backyard)
Boomer: You guys ok?
Guys: Yeah.
Boomer: Good, guys wanna sleep over at my house?
Guys: Sure.
[Boomer's room]
Charles (seeing Boomer's room for the first time): Dude, your room's awesome, I mean you got dark posters of DC and Marvel characters and Rammstein!
Boomer: Thank you!
Mike: What do we do now?
Alan: I don't know.
Akira: Me neither.
Boomer: Guys, we'll do what man was put on this earth to do who's with me?!
Mike: We are but, what did man do Boomer?
Boomer: That's easy!
(The guys are sleeping)
[Credits]
