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Description [The guys enter Dracula's Castle]

Chase: Wow! This place is HUGE!
Bender: Yeah! And really old!
Professor Horrorzin: They said that the castle is haunted.
Bridgette: I doubt it right, guys.
Luke (in a evil voice): Chase, Bender, Bridgette, and Professor Horrorzin, LET ME HAVE SOUL!! ( laughs manically, causing Bender and Chase to jump on Professor Horrorzin making them fall.)
Brigdette (annoyed): Not funny, Luke!
Luke: To you, no to me, YES!
Bridgette: You love to scare people, don't you?
Luke: It amuses me.
Bridgette: Emo.
Luke: Leprechaun, I mean, who wears alot a green?
Brigdette: Well, what your excuse to dress in black leather?
Luke: I wear it because I want to.
Brigdette: You look it like an idiot.
Luke (takes out a kunai from his sleeves): And you won't live to see the whole castle.
(Luke prepares to throw it until Chase grab his arm and twisted it)
Chase: Sorry about that Bridgette.
Bridgette: I feel real sorry that you and your dad had to take him in.
Chase: I appreciated that Bridgette.
(Bridgette leaves to check on Bender and Chase leans to Luke's ears)
Chase (whispers angerily): Luke, you promise both my dad and me that you wouldn't kill or harm anyone.
Luke: I know.
Chase (sighs and calms down): Luke, I know that the past few weeks were a living hell to you but you have chance to live a good life.
(Chase lets Luke go)
Luke: Chase, we both come from different worlds and we have nothing in common only that we have the same stupid family.
Chase: Luke, you think you're alone but your not, you have me and my dad and are you crying?
Luke (wiping his tears with his sleeves): Alittle. Chase, I'm really thankful that you and your dad took me in when the whole clan didn't want me, It means alot.
Chase (puts his hand on Luke's shoulders): That's what families do, I mean sure the whole Comedykin clan thinks you're a troublemaker but you have have alot of heart.
Luke: Thanks.
Chase: No problem.
Bender: Hey, If you guys are done, Can we get moving?
Luke: Fine.
(Luke and Chase follows the group.)
Professor Horrorzin: Alright, Bridgette's room is across the hall, my room is also across the hall and the three of you are sharing the room right behind me and now we must all get some rest.
(Professor Horrorzin leaves to his room.)
Brigdette: Wow, I get my own room and you guys have to share a room.
(Bridgette heads to her room.)
Luke: Can I please just kill her?
Chase: No.
Bender: We should get some sleep.
Luke: Fine.
Chase: Ok.
(Luke, Bridgette, and Professor Horrorzin are sound asleep and Bender and Chase are wide awake and heard a noise)
Bender: Chase, Did you hear that?
Chase: Yes.
Bender: Luke, wake up.
Luke (tired): What?
Chase: We heard a noise.
Luke: And that's a problem how?
Bender: It could a robber.
Luke: Or the wind.
Chase: Or vampires.
Luke: You had to say the V word didn't you, Chase?
Chase: Sorry, I forgot you're scared of vampires.
Bender: You're scared of vampires, Luke?
Luke: Long story short, My dad was a vampire for halloween and scared me when I was a baby.
Bender: Wow.
Luke: Yeah.
Chase: Maybe we should go check.
Luke: Yeah, you guys go check and I'll stay here hiding.
Bender: Suit yourself, maybe there's a vampire in the room.
Luke: On second thought (jumps on Chase's back) I'm coming with you guys.
(The guys leave the room and bump into Bridgette)
Bridgette: What are you guys do and why is Luke on your back Chase?
Bender: We heard a noise and Chase said that there are vampires here and Luke's afraid of vampires.
Bridgette: I heard a noise and you're afraid of vampires Luke?
Luke: Yes.
Bridgette (laughing): I thought you were pathetic before Luke, but this is the icing on the cake.
Luke (angerily): That's it, Chase I don't care if you stop me, I'M GOING TO KILL HER!
Bender: Whoa, calm down Luke, Violence isn't the answer.
Chase: To you no, to him yes.
Bridgette: Same here.
(The guys argue until Bridgette, Bender, and Chase see a vampire behind Luke)
Chase: Uhhh... Luke?
Luke: What?!
(Chase points at the vampire and Luke turns around to see the vampire and screams)
Luke: VAMPIRE!, EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
Chase: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Bender: DON'T YOU GUYS LEAVE ME HERE!
Bridgette: WAIT UP!
(The guys run until they see a group of vampires)
Bridgette: What do we do now!
Luke: Here, take Bridgette.
(Luke gives Bridgette to the vampires and takes Chase and Bender and runs screaming)
Professor Horrorzin: What in the world!?
(Luke takes him and heads to Chase's house and locks the door)
Chase: I can't believe you left Bridgette at the hands of vampires.
Luke: It was a sacrifice I was willing to take.
Bender: We have to go back and save her.
Professor Horrorzin: I agree.
Luke: Fine, You guys go but, I'm not going and there's nothing you guys can't do.
(Bender and Chase grabs Luke by the legs and take him back and Luke's clawing his way out)
Luke (panicking): I DON'T WANT TO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, MOMMY, YOU GUYS HATE ME DON'T YOU!
Professor Horrorzin: Your cousin is very different from you, Chase.
Chase: Yup.
(They enter the castle and were ambushed by the vampires and were taking to Dracula.)
Dracula: Velcome to my Vedding, Friends.
Luke: Wedding?, Who are you marrying?
Dracula: Your green haired friend.
Chase: BRIDGETTE?!
Luke: Have you been drinking too much blood?
Dracula: No, I find her very beautiful.
Bender: Awkward moment we have here.
(The organ player plays "Here Comes the Bride" and Bridgette comes as a vampire wearing a wedding dress)
Guys: BRIDGETTE?!
Dracula: Beautiful isn't she?
Luke: Yeah, if you're drunk.
Chase (laughing): Okay, that was funny.
Dracula: You will make a nice meal for me.
Bridgette: Leave his cousin to me.
Luke: Bridge, You're not my type.
Bender: What about us?
Dracula: You will make a lovely meal for my children and your friend will be spared, take him to the dungeon.
(The vampires take Professor Horrorzin to the dungeon)
Dracula: Come my bride, time for our vedding.
Chase: Not if we have anything to say about that!
(The guys break free and fight the vampires)
Chase: Luke, throw me your kunai!
(Luke throw his kunai to Chase and Chase throws it at Dracula and hits his heart and dies and the vampires leave and Bridgette turn human.)
Bridgette: What happen and why am I wearing a wedding dress?
Bender: You mean you don't remember?
Bridgette: No.
Luke: Let's go home.

[Chase's room]
Bender: Thanks for letting me stay over guys.
Chase: No problem.
Luke: How's Bridgette?
Chase: She's fine.
Bender: Didn't we forget someone?
Luke: No.
Chase: Not really.
(Professor Horrorzin still in the dungeon)
Professor Horrorzin: Hello?, Is anyone there?, COMEDYKINS!!!!!!!!!

[Credits]
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