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Nitro:*walks in and nervously looks around* Prime isn't around here is he?
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Riptide: "No."
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Nitro:*wings sag with relief* thank Primus for that.
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Riptide: *Sigh* "Did he find out?"
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Nitro: Find out what? If this is about what I accidentally blurted out in front of him...
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Riptide: "Uh-huh. So, he found out you like him..." *Pauses* "Goldstar, get your ass in here and apologise to Nitro for making her a nervous wreck."
Me: *Sulks in, mumbles an apology quietly*
Riptide: "I don't think she heard that.:
Me: "I'm sorry, Nitro. I'm sorry I didn't alert you when Prime was walking down the hall towards us."
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Nitro: It's terrible I tell you! How can I ever live down the fact that I basically blurted out that Prime is a fine piece of aft that I would love to have my way with?!?! It's not possible!!!! I should just leave the planet now and be done with it!Β
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Riptide: *Sighs, rolls optics* "Nitro, do you know how patheticΒ you sound right now? Like seriously femme! And... I'm pretty sure he likes you back. Don't ask me how I know. You should ask Ironhide how heΒ knows."
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Nitro: If I wanted your opinion Riptide I would ask for it! And last time anyone took your advice there was an all out brawl in the communications room. And why in the Pit would I want to ask Ironhide?!?! You think I want HIM to know what happened??? No thank you- it would be all over the Ark in less than an hour
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Riptide: *Blinks* "I'm sorry, were those even words? I hardly understood that. Ironhide already knows what happened. He was sworn to secrecy though." *Looks down at me* "Wasn't he Goldstar?"
Me: *Muttering* "Yeah he was. He's the one who told me about Prime's crush on you. Then he proceeded to tell Riptide, Cyanpetal, Pinkblossom, and practically every femme on base, except... You."
Riptide: *Grumbles* "I could have told her that part... But yeah, that's what happened. Prime likes you, you like him. It's like when Dean and Cas are with each other, and everyone who ships it is just like 'Just kiss already!!!'" *Stops in the middle of that thought* "Holy frag, I just realised something! Starscream is Castiel, and Megatron is Dean!!!" *Runs out of the room shouting about how she's going to make a fic now*
Me: *Groans in frustration* "Ignore her if you can. I've lived with her for a while now. I still can't ignore her." *Sigh* "But seriously Nitro, stop avoiding O.P. Every femme on the base is already shipping it. Except for those who are super jealous. Like my arch nemesis. She doesn't ship it. She plans on killing you, then trying to get Prime to frag her senseless."
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Nitro: *groan* You KNOW Ironhide blabs out secrets though when he gets a cube of high grade into him and all the mechs are currently in the next room on their THIRD cubes of the stuff. HE IS GOING TO TELL!!!
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"I told him that if he does tell, which he won't, I made sure of that *cough,cough,programing,cough,cough*, I'll tell everybot that he's a pedophile. Which, by the way, is a very effective way of getting him to shut his trap." *Sees Prime enter the room* "Well, shit... This is just absolutely wonderful. Nitro, hide before he sees you. Unless, of course, you wantΒ to have a very embarrassing staredown with him." *Points to a curtain, conveniently placed nearby* "Hide behind that! Now!"
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Nitro:*panics and runs to hide but trips over* Fraggit!
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Optimus: "Nitro, wait."
Me: *Holds breath*
Optimus: *Walks over, helps Nitro up, blushing*
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Nitro:*blushes*t-thanks Optimus *moves wings and winces*
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Optimus: *Notices her wince* "Are you okay? Did you hurt your wings?"
Me: *Giggles uncontrollably* "I ship it!" *Runs out of room, heading in the direction of Riptide's quarters*
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Nitro: Oh uh...yeah I think I sprained my wing when I fell on it. Its no big deal
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Optimus: "Are you sure you're okay?" *Nervously gives her a concerned look* "A sprained wing can't be too comfortable."
Ratchet:Β *Mutters*Β "Well no shit sherlock..." *Sighs* "Lemme have a look."
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Nitro: don't worry about it Ratchet. It's not going to cause me any problems. Neither is the cracked thruster that I got when Soundwave shot at me last week.....oops
Ratchet:*optic twitch* WHAT cracked thruster??
Nitro:.....uhh....cracked thruster? Who said anything about a cracked thruster? I certainly didn't!Β
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Optimus: "Nitro, you shouldn't ignore your own health like that." *Picks her up gently* "I'm taking you to the med-bay." *Glances at Ratchet*
Ratchet: *Nods* "I'll be right there."
Optimus: *Proceeds to carry Nitro to the med-bay*
Every single femme in the room: *Fangirls* "I ship it!"
The mechs: *Rolls optics, groans*
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Nitro:*splutters* But Ratchet will stop me flying for a month! I'm a Seeker!!! I NEED to fly!!! PLEASE don't leave me with Ratchet! At least let me have my swords and guns so I can defend myself!
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Optimus: *Chuckles* "Don't worry, I'm letting Goldstar's sister, Cyanpetal, fix your thruster. Ratchet will have to fix the wing, but Cyanpetal can watch after you. Anyways, Ratchet's got mandatory shore leave coming his way pretty soon. Thanks to Jazz, Ironhide, and the twins. As in both sets of twins. Human and Autobot. Y'know, Goldstar and Lore? Yeah... so Ratchet won't be on base for... oh, say... two Earth months?" *Smirks* "Plenty of time for you to let that wing heal, and to defy Ratchet's orders, and gravity." *Grins*
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Nitro:*sighs in relief* you are so brilliant I could kiss you!
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Optimus: *Blushes, under his breath he mutters:* "I wouldn't mind that..."
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Nitro:*looks up at him* You say something?
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Optimus: *Blushes harder than ever* "No..."
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Nitro: Are you ok? You're heating up! You haven't caught a virus have you??
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Optimus: *Stares at her blankly* "No, I have not."
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Ratchet: You have issues
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Aspen: *Playing with random item* Whoops.
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Ratchet: Serious issues....
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*Explosion*
Aspen: Wheeljack did it!
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Ratchet: Wheeljack isn't even here
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Aspen: Uhh, you did it!
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Ratchet: nice try. Think again
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Aspen: Well, maybe...I did?
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Ratchet: yes as usual it was all you
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Aspen: I only cause half the explosions around here!
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Ratchet: You are the joint cause in most of them actually
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Aspen: But directly, half.
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Ratchet: More like 3/4
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Aspen: Probably. Can I have some duct tape?
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Aspen: So...what can I do?
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Ratchet: Sit there and stay quiet
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Aspen: *Mutters*
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Ratchet:*sews her mouth shut*
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