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*Humming, sitting in the lounge*
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Riptide: Everything all set?
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"Mmhmm." *Eats a Kitkat*
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Smokescreen:*walks over* what are you two talking about?
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"Nothin'!" *Eats more candy* "Just that yesterday was Halloween..." *Downs a glass of milk*
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Smokescreen: Ya know candy is bad for you.........
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"And I care... why?"
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Smokescreen: Well ya might want to hide. Ratchet banned that stuff after all...
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"He did!?!? When? Why wasn't I told about this!?!?!?" *Places the rest of her candy in her bag; pouts, crossing her arms* "I don't want to give up candy!!! Candy is the best part of Halloween!" *Starts (literally) turning red in anger*
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Smokescreen: What? Haven't you read the list of banned objects?
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"There's a list?!?!?"
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Smokescreen: Optimus told you about it when you moved onto the base....or were you zoned out again??
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"I would punch you... but my mom told me not to use my superpowers on femmes." *Flashes him a grin* "I don't pay attention to Optimus when he's telling me about stuff we're not supposed to do. Unless it's very important. And candy shouldn't be banned unless it's hydrogenated or is absolutely PURE sugar, nothing else other than food coloring or flavoring. For example, Pixiestix should be banned, but Kitkats, Hershey's bars, MilkyWay, and Three Musketeers should NOT be banned. Nerds should be banned, but Lifesavers, Starburst, Skittles, and M&Ms should not. I don't have anything against Pixiestix or Nerds, but they're pure sugar. Twix are hydrogenated, so are Butterfingers. But Reese's aren't." *Pauses, sighs* "Did I go on another one of my stupid rants again?"
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Smokescreen:.......yeah....... Well anyway, all candy, chocolate and junk food are on the banned listΒ
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"It is a sin!" *Giggles*
Riptide: "It's awful!" *Laughs*
Cyanpetal: "It's a crime against humanity!" *Snorts*
Caifi: "It's horrible!" *In his best 'old man voice'*
Wilfi: "It's terrifying!" *Laughs*
Pinkflower: "It's NO GOOD!" *Giggles*
Lore: "IT IS EVIL!!!" *Collapses to the floor dramatically*
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Smokescreen: You're all crazy!
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"Nah! It's just a stupid joke we made up." *Giggles*
Riptide: "Yeah, lighten up Smokey!" *Bonks him on the helm*
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Smokescreen: hey! Watch it!!!! You're gonna dent my helmΒ
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"I think that's the point."
Riptide: "Well, duh!" *Rolls optics, picks Goldstar and her siblings up in her servo, runs out of the room with their stash of candy heading to the exit of the base*
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give him the middle finger and say, "Well at least I am not still a virgin."
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Optimus: Who is a virgin?
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Optimus: Who is a virgin?
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You are. Elita One told me that even though you two are dating, you never interfaced.
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Optimus: You do realise I had a girlfriend before her right?
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Yep. Hacked into the Ark, found your old girlfriend, spoke to her, and she said that you two never interfaced.Β
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where's the f**k you button? XD I no fail at life!
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I will have my revenge, OPTIMUS!! YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!
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Nitro: Optimus must have lost it completely....
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Aspen: Who cares?
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Nitro: think about it......when has he EVER said anything mean to ANYONE???? I mean he is nice to everyone!Β
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Aspen: Yeah, but this is more fun than Ratchet giving me matching red and yellow toasters!
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Nitro:*sigh* those matching toasters were your boyfriendsΒ
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Aspen: Really?! Aww man!
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Nitro: well Ratchet has threatened to turn them into toasters many times before
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Aspen: Yeah, you're right. Think I should ask him to turn them back?
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Nitro: that all depends....
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Aspen: On what?
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Nitro: on how much you have pissed him off this week
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Aspen: I'm slagged.
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Nitro: then I suggest you grovel.....a lot
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Aspen: Will running work?
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Nitro: it's your best shot
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Aspen: Running or groveling?
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Nitro: grovelling
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Aspen: Okay. Wait, for Ratchet or Prime?
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Nitro: i suggest grovel to both- Prime because he is in a pissy mood, Ratchet because he is the only one who can fix your boyfriends
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Aspen: Okay! *Grovels to Prime* Do I still fail at life?
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Prime:...........perhaps not
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Aspen: All right! *Runs off to grovel to Ratchet*
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