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Jazz: someone help me up. I've squished Aspen
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Aspen: First Aid warned me about becoming mushy. Oatmeal? Oatmeal!
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Jazz: what does oatmeal have to do with anything?
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Aspen: I'm mushy, like oatmeal! *Cackles*
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Jazz: Can someone please help me up??? She is out of her mind!!
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Sides: Was she ever in it?
Aspen: Of course not!
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Jazz: It doesnt change the fact that I've squished your girlfriend
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Sides: *Pulls Jazz up* Was that your plan, Aspen?
Aspen: Nope. This was! *Duct tapes Jazz's feet to the floor*
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Jazz:*shoots and disintegrates the tape with his gun*
Sides: Good thing you always keep your gun on you
Jazz: Whatever dude. You better take Aspen to the med bay. I've probably broken every bone in her body after I fell on her. She will probably be stuck in a full body cast for months
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Aspen: I'll be a mummy!
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Sides: I'll be a daddy!
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Aspen: *Thinks a minute* Umm...
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Aspen: Don't know how that would turn out, but I can't move. At all.
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Sides:.................ok?
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Aspen: Please get me to Ratchet.
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Sides:*drags her to ratchet*
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Aspen: Ratchet, Jazz squished me.
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Ratchet: And why did he squish you?
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Aspen: *Cackles*
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Ratchet: that is jot an answer
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Aspen: I never give straight answers. Or curved ones.
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Ratchet: I think you need therapy
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She's not the only one that needs therapy anymore... I think my mind has become full of crazy B.S. now... : )
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Ratchet: perhaps a referral to Rung is in order
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Who??? *Looks at him in confusion*
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Ratchet: Rung is nice. Youll like him
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*Mutters under her breath* "Nice people are annoying though. 'Cept for some of them. But still, I hate nice people..." *Sulks in a corner*
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Ratchet: oh stop sulking
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*Glares at Ratchet* "No. By the way, I found out for myself just exactly who Rung is. Since apparently YOU can't describe things to people." *Goes back to sulking*
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Ratchet: no point in describing something to someone with the attention span of a flea
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*Growls* Go frag yourself. My attention span is much larger than that! *Grins* Or maybe... *Eyes turn pure black* You'd like to fight the First Demon!!!
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Ratchet:*wacks you over the head with his wrench* behave!
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Me: *Eyes go back to normal, rubs head* Ow. WTF? Whut happened?... Oh, shit... *facepalm* Lilith! I told you NOT to take over my body!
Lilith: Well why not? *Smirk*
Me: *Takes out demon blade* Grr...
Lilith: *Disappears*
Me: Dammit!
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Ratchet: control your demonΒ
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Sorry, cannot do that! When she wants to take over, she does. Same with the mfing angel... *Grumbles, unsheathes another blade, tosses it in her hands a bit* Gabriel gave me this blade, Dunno who gave me the demon blade... Just found it on my bedside table one day...
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Ratchet: Do you usually pick up things that randomly appear on your bedside table?
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Ratchet:*facepalm*
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*Snicker* Just kidding! I only take things from my bedside table when they look cool!
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Ratchet:*sigh *
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Ratchet: Get out
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*Runs away, laughing* "You'll never catch me!!! Well, maybe you will, but still!!!"
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Ratchet:*throws a boomerang-shaped wrench and hits you square in the back of the head*
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"OWW!!! YOU STUPID SLAGGING GLITCH HEAD!!!" *Wings begin to grow from Goldstar's back, eyes glow a yellow-white color, begins screaming in pain from the rapid growth of the wings* "Grr..." *Then the transformation is completed* "You" *Points at Ratchet* "Why did you hurt this vessel?" *A struggle for control seems to be going on inside the body of Goldstar, as one eye is now pitch black, and there is a smirk on her face on one side, and a frown on the other, then two voices seem to speak in unison* "YOU WILL PAY!!!"
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Ratchet:*goes into full blown rabid-medic-possessed-by-Unicron-mode* YOU WILL SHOW RESPECT TO ME IN MY MED BAY!!!!!!
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Lilith (Demon): "No. YOU will show respect to this vessel!"
The other voice (The angel): "Indeed."
Goldstar: "Leave... me... alone... you... stupid... assholes..."
Lilith: "Now why would we do that?"
The Angel: "Yes, why would we leave you alone? You asked to be used as a vessel."
Goldstar: "Stop... taking... control... without... warning... me... first..."
The Angel: "Why? You know that I am allowed to take control without your consent when I must."
Goldstar: "STOP ROSE!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!"
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Ratchet: WOULD YOU TWO SICKOS STOP TORMENTING MY PATIENT!!!
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Lilith: "NO!!!"
Rose: "Tormenting? Who's tormenting?"
Goldstar: "Arrgghh!!! STOP!!!" *Pulls out both the angel blade, and the demon blade* "I will use these!!!"
Lilith: "You are not THAT stupid."
Rose: "I agree. She isn't THAT stupid."
Goldstar: "YOU WANNA BET?!?! YOU GOT TILL THE COUNT OF TEN TO GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!" *Holds the blades on either side of her stomach* "ONE!"
Lilith: "You wouldn't."
Rose: "Yes she would. That doesn't mean I'm leaving the area though..."
Goldstar: "TWO!... THREE!"
Lilith: *Leaves*
Rose: "I will leave the vessel, but not the area." *Does exactly what she said she would*
Goldstar: *Narrows eyes* "Good" *Sheaths blades, turns to Ratchet* "I need an anti-possession tattoo. And somebody needs to stop referring to me as 'The vessel' because that's not what I am. I'm a human, thanks very much" *Glares at Rose*
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