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"Right 'hoo said I was grotty.. grut.. grotesque? I'll 'ave yoo know I yam considered a classic face."
"What about compliants about you staring? endless staring?"
"Well xscoose me fer being alive, no wait, xscoose me fer being a stone face. I am rooted to the spot, there init much I can do about dat!"
"It is said that you snack on pigeons?"
"Oo said dat? I bet its that stuck up gargoyle down da wall."
"It apparently comes from a "Mrs Brown, an irate neighbour"."
"She just jealous cos I scoffed her budgee."
"Well no more budgie scoffing or you know what will happen..."
"Me be a pikture of innos... innes... no guilt!"

Description
"Right 'hoo said I was grotty.. grut.. grotesque? I'll 'ave yoo know I yam considered a classic face."
"What about compliants about you staring? endless staring?"
"Well xscoose me fer being alive, no wait, xscoose me fer being a stone face. I am rooted to the spot, there init much I can do about dat!"
"It is said that you snack on pigeons?"
"Oo said dat? I bet its that stuck up gargoyle down da wall."
"It apparently comes from a "Mrs Brown, an irate neighbour"."
"She just jealous cos I scoffed her budgee."
"Well no more budgie scoffing or you know what will happen..."
"Me be a pikture of innos... innes... no guilt!"