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NonRandomDuck — The Face That Hates

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Description As the winds breezed past the feathers of Theodore's head... or really his whole body... forget that what matters is that Theodore,
distraught over the lack coin exchange, even with the hat of the money money, he figures it wouldn't hurt to see how the others are
doing.

he sees the mess, globs of... goo? whatever it is, it's everywhere, perfect amount of chaos for the duck's strange heart, but what's that?
oh, why it's me! ah, you didn't expect me to start getting all meta huh

Theodore: wait so that wasn't the oh so kind narrator talking about every detail of my life

no Theodore, it is I-

Theodore: no wait! I can guess

mmhmm...

Theodore: uuuuuuuuhhhhhh, you're the uh, huh, uh, hm, this was alot harder than I thought

oh, ok so I'm the-

Theodore: NO WAIT! I know. you're the mail man

what, no

Theodore: I know a mail man when I vagally hear it

for love sakes... I'm the face-

Theodore: NO! no no no your the-

THE FACE THAT-

Theodore: hey you interrupted me-

FACE THAT!

Thoedore: RUDE!

the face that hates...

Theodore: aawwww... I wanted stall you longer

Face: well, please stop, this is important

Theodore: how important

Face: *Groan* alright so you know how this isn't quit your own universe or whatever

Theodore: do I?

Face: you do, now, you see you screwed up... as you can tell

Theodore: do I?

Face: YOU'VE BEEN ANOYING ME FOR THE PAST, HOW MANEY CENTERYS, YOU DEFINITALLY KNOW ALRIGHT?! ALRIGHT.

...

Face: ok so you left your universe... through a hecken washing machine... you moron

Theodore: I did?

...

Face: anyways now your little universe, and your little friend's universe, are gona be smashed together, and create the begining of the CHOASIVERSE

Theodore: so, what stopped you from making it before

Face: I'm a criminal... and the nothing would imprison me if I made the Chaosiverse in my universe. you should know this

Theodore: no but they don't

Face: who?

*Theodore point at YOU*

Face: ...really? I couldn't care less if they knew

Theodore: but they need to know your totally seceret plans to destroy all that's mortal

Face: well now I kind of don't want to, now that you mention it

Theodore: well to bad, I kind of already explained your whole plan for you

Face: oh, ho ho ho, you're so lucky I actually need you right now

Theodore: you do now

Face: yes, unfortunatlly

Theodore: for what?

Face: I really don't have to tell you

Theodore: I could literally just tell core right now that you intruded into her universe

Face: uh, well

Theodore: SPILL THE BEANS, FACE OH THAT HATES!

Face: fine. I linked myself to your conscience so that core would recognize that I'm here

Theodore: why can't she notice you in my brain, and why my brain specifically

Face: well, hiding your brain is better than being a stray omnipresent god, just asking to be put in the nothing, now is it

Theodore: now why my brain specifically?

Face: because out of all of them, you're the only who believes in my existence

Theodore: I mean, I could tell the others you exist

Face: DON'T

Theodore: fine... but also does this mean were buds

Face: what... no NO NO NO

Theodore: YES, THE BRAVE THEODORE AND AREMAC, ALSO THE ELDRICH GOD FACE THE HATES, plus pinless granade of course

Face: NO! we are anything but buds!

Theodore: I could show you to my good other buds

Face: oh god no

Theodore: oooo, maybe I could show you to that ice cream thing, heard they're also haunted

Face: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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Nuonne- Charecream
Platinum-Comet- Core
and the NonRandomDuck AKA me- Theodore (who is currently hatless because I couldn't find a non-disruptive way to design it)




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