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Published: 2006-03-04 21:48:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 5896; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 1240
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For those that need explanation, read near the bottom of my comment.Hoo man, that was a good week. Got some stuff done, recharged my batteries and now I'm good to go. I decided to kick it off with some things that've been in the back of my mind for a while after playing all three Sly Cooper games.
First off, FemSly = Awesome, but I'm a sucker for 'coons anyhow. When I played 2 and 3, it really occurred to me that Bentley's plans are like, super complicated and extremely weird. I don't think I'm the only one. Secondly, if you get the reference with Murray, it's give-you-a-cookie time. Third, Sly 3 actually came with a pair of 3D glasses and many levels where you could use them. It was a hilarious, useless addition, but the level of cornball marketing was appropriate. Of course, male or female, I think Sly's got a nice caboose, so of course I donned those headache-inducing cellophane wonders.
Sly, Bentley, Murray © Sucker Punch productions.
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Comments: 44
XDDD!!! this is great! and I agree...Bentleys plans are LONG!
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oh god I love these games. that makes this absolutly hillarious.
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0-0................. sly said horny........... e_e lol. nice picture.
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I'm suprise that chicks play games. This pic is cool.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha hahahaahahhahahaahahaqhahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
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Well if Bently just said "Murray bash that guys head in while Sly steals stuff" it'd make for some very short stages. My only complaint is not being able to go back and repeat specific aspects of the game without starting completely over unlike in the first Sly Cooper. Most notably; the tango with Carmelita.
But hey, who can complain about female Slys sexy...tail in 3d? :3
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I wasn't arguing with having a plan; just making fun of the craziness. These are the jokes, kid.
And actually, only Sly 2 suffered from that impediment. They went "Ohshi-" and fixed it in 3.
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*laughs* Makes me wonder how Bentley has the brainpower to work up such complex plans with a cute fem-Sly leading the team. Maybe that's what makes them so ridiculous, because he's staring at her butt or her breasts (since his eyes are hidden behind his glasses) and when he gets asked what the plan is, he panics and just makes something up off the top of his head. ;>
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*laugh* No kidding, huh? And poor Murray, who knows if he'd even be able to figure out why Bentley was all jittery.
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Of course, another element of a feminized Sly that's been overlooked so far... is there the same level of romantic tension between her and Carmelita? Pleeeeeeease say yes! ;>
Now, okay, in the interest of fairness, there COULD be a gender-swapped interpol officer chasing after her by the name of Carlos Fox or something like that, but why do that when we could have our sexy spanish spitfire vixen dealing with a growing lesbian attraction to the cute, flirty raccoon? Why, I ask you?! WHY?
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Hey, I think we need to see some Penelope fan art. That, or its just me. ^^' Really wish we could've seen Jing King as well. >.> I bet she was beautiful. 
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Hell yes, I wanna see Jing King, too. I bet those shadows were deceptive and she's unbearably hot. 
*rubs tummy*
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Really?? I'll have to take a gander when I can find it. ^-^ 
"The Murray will beat you so senselessly, that you will likely file a lawsuit against him, forcing him to go into hiding, living in his van down by the river!!!"
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Me, and Ross Perot. We're it, man!
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XDD Truly fantastic work Nori 
Irvine: Think i could get a pair?
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A pair of what, Irvine? We are still talkin' about goggles, right?
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Wow I haven't heard those words in a long time! That's when SNL was good! Now it friggen sucks. Nice stuff!
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You're right on both accounts. Thanks!
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Gold. Pure genius!
I'll never be able to keep a straight face ever again!
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It it me, or are we turning ALL the male anthro videogame characters into females? Just a thought.
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"Cooper?! Oh, no, wait, you have tits. So even though you look like him, sound like him and just made off with an engine block in five seconds, you must be someone else, as if that would matter. Carry on!"
Yes. Yes, we are. Do you have a problem with that?
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If this is the result of sugar...
*hands over pixie-stick-powdered everlasting gobstoppers, draped lovingly over a sugar-cookie cake*
Let us see it rain insanity. ~_^
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Damn, someone had a leftover Halloween stash! 
"Cold showers are for psychopaths!" ~Seinfeld
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Hey...I kinda like cold showers...^^
Even they cannot stop my perverted self...lol ^^
And I horde from halloween, just for these purposes. ~_^
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LOL, I s merely smirking until I saw "I'd hit it" on the monitor.
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XP I can't help it. The silly flows in me like water. *Bruce Lee pose*
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There's an interesting mental picture. D
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0_0...Oooooooookay, I think you need to lay off the sugar for a while...
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*Nori fires several times, but they pass through N0body's mass harmlessly.* Now don't make me have to restrain you. I said lay off the damn SUGAR!
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...
*pulls out a Garfield pez dispenser* Never times infinity.
Plus one. *eyetwitch*
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Methinks the disguises would've been bounds more entertaining had this been the case.
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I'd hit it. Two times. 
Nice to know you're well rested and back in action, nori. n.n
And I love the SNL/Farley reference XD
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Gender switching is the most delicious little deviance.
Nice job.
Is Murray going to break some tables?
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He's The Murray.That's what he does.
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