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Published: 2012-02-07 08:56:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 99541; Favourites: 2683; Downloads: 0
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Meet Roxy's "mom." Or "dad." Host? I'm not sure what you would call Deadpool in this situation. I'm not sure "victim" works either since his healing factor takes care of the whole death issue.When you think about it though, considering his brother's offspring , this probably isn't the worst Thor's seen. Steve is both horrified and desperately trying to turn off his brain before he even begins to consider how Loki went about birthing a horse . But for the record, Cap has a great Jenna Marbles face.
Yet another collab between ~Res-Gestae and myself. I colored sketched all the characters and bgs, while Res made sense of my scribbles, put down some shading, and did the word bubbles. Her amazing, easy to read word bubbles.
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Aside from the disturbing factor here... Why am I surprised that Loki is a man-slut?
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I dunno... seems like the healing factor would function quite well as anti-xenomorph "birth control" given that Deadpool's entire body is in a state of never-ending regeneration (due to the healing factor somehow being "bonded" to his cancer, which is constantly trying to kill him). Logically, a facehugger spawn would be chewed up and spat out by the healing factor in short order, assuming the facehugger got that far in the first place (it's not always obvious, but Deadpool has some rather freakish feats of strength and speed in his catalogue).
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well if he knew how large the serpent is he would not think about the wolf
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Yes Peter, they're true. Distubing but true.
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The worst thing is that Loki was the mare 
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ahem, well actually..........the original myth says that loki ate the heart of the giantess ( which he found on a dying fire ) and got pregnant from it, because apparently she was also a sorceress, so loki got pregnant with a wolf the size of roughly two elephants, a snake large enough to wrap around the heart, and hell's half-dead ruler.
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Really O.O okay thanks for the info, I merely meant that he was the father for the others, but I do not know the details
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I love how it Spiderman just fucking comes out of nowhere in these comic!
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Peter's always there... he's just not always in the shots. LMAO
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Deadpool: "Loki does what he wants!" "And that apparently includes giving birth ta animals, and "half-dead" ladies!"
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I DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
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or 4th wall breakers
'cap' rage lol
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Bringing the myths into Marvel canon is always good
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The look on Cap's face is one of innocence demolished.
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waitwaitwait those myths are true?
priceless.
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OMG! This deserves all the love in the universe!!!
Best comic ever!
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Thor: granted that is not all. in fact my brother can also-
Spiderman: STOP! I don't want to hear any more of this!!
Thor: But-
Spiderman:NO!
Thor: But man of spider, u didn't let me tell u that brother can morph in to-
Spiderman: A cat? A wolf? Those weird little creatures u guys hunt on Asgard?!
Thor: Well yes, loki can morph into that......but I was going to say he morph into a beautiful woman.
Spiderman:......WHAT!?
Thor: Not a what! A woman! Granted he gets very creative every now and then. In fact I saw him and Lady Dar-
Spiderman: STOP! NO MORE! I AM DONE HEARING ABOUT THIS!
Thor: But-
Spiderman:LALALALALA!! I'M NOT LISTENING!*walks away*
Tony:.......go on.
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Haha, that should be the next part of this strip!!!
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you just introduced me to jenna marbles... THANK YOU
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Still love how deadpool is completly ok with it all. XD
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This is so wonderfully awesome on so many levels that I just can't words.
ANOTHER
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I cant stop laughing at Steve's face in the last part. XD
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Omfg Steve's face 
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If that happen to Woliven would the alien die becouse of the metal in he's body. Next with the number of kids that mutants like Scott have both past, presenat, futur and other dumation. Also with people getting pregnent from robots , charaters hatching out of eggs like Hulkling, cloning, and shrulls shapeshifting into other inpregnenting them with the dna of the person that they shapesheft into the avengers are in no place to take about weird births.
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Oh my god. Thor's face in the last panel is priceless. He's just so blasΓ© about the whole thing. And Steve's just like "WTF???" XD
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Steve is so full of early American ideals, he doesn't understand why everyone's so chill about this.
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Don't forget the myth with the horse
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Thor did mention a steed.
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Sorry i didn't know that steed means horse ^^"
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It's okay.
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