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i told that sTINKY KIBBY that i'd do this once i got back home, so here tf i am

The Basics
1.) Your name: Dave/Tobi O'Malley
2.) Nicknames: bb, pubby, smolly, lemon
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: yah
4.) Location: 'murica
5.) Age: 19
6.) Birthday: oct 23rd
7.) Zodiac sign: scoprio/libra cusp
8.) Parents names: for a HOT second i forgot, but it's travis and amy
9.) Siblings?: 1 brother, 2 half-siblings
10.) Pets: 4 cats, 4 dogs, and 1 whole lizard
11.) Number of rooms in your house: uhhh im assuming this is all rooms, so 9 rooms
12.) Religion: agnostic
13.) If so-practicing?: uHH sure
14.) Male or Female?: male
15.) Is your family close?: haaa, no

What are your favorite
16.) Foods: pickles, literally any pasta, ketchup,,, yah
17.) TV shows: oitnb, devilman crybaby, naruto, mr robot,,,
18.) Movies: spirited away, wreck it ralph
19.) Actors: rAMI MALEK
20.) Actresses: shrug
21.) Books: black eyed suzie, anything from H.P. Lovecraft
22.) Artists: aw gee, there's too many
24.) Video Games: sims, anything from the silent hill series minus DOWNPOUR, okami
26.) Outfits: all i wear is black so tbh i cant go wrong w anything
27.) Stores: lush,
28.) Sports: hockey n' soccer
29.) Colors: orange, teal, turquoise
30.) Numbers: 6, 19
31.) Websites: tumblr dot fucking com, twitter
32.) Cartoons characters: uHhH I HAVE TOO MANY but probably more along the likes of ed, edd, and eddy, cat-dog... idk
33.) TV Channels: i dont watch tv
34.) Made For TV Movies: uhh idunno
35.) Comedians: John Mulaney tbh
36.) Comediennes: idk
37.) Hair products: gee, whatever works tbh
38.) Makeup Products: i dont wear makeup often enough )):
39.) Kind of Pens: uhh ones that still have some ink left
40.) Kind of Shows: usually stupid shit, anime, or smth ft. rami malek
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: necklaces and anklets are my favorite
42.) Kinds of Soap: nice smelly liquid soaps
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: whatever heckin' works
44.) Game Systems: PC, vita, ds
45.) CDs: hoo idk where all of mine are, bud
46.) Snacks: hot cheetos,,,
47.) Past times: ceasing to exist
48.) Things to do on the weekend: perish and study
49.) Magazines: uhh dont have a favorite
50.) Animals: tigers and hyenas
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: nothing specific
52.) Favorite sweatpants: OUGH ALL OF THEM ARE MY FAVORITE

Stuff
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: hoodie w sweatpants, usually
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: nah
55.) Do you like it?: //
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: tbh anywhere i can find some o' that Aesthetic
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: nah
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: naaah
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: boots or high tops
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: ooohh ive never had any but id be down
61.) Do you wear hats?: sometimes i wear beanies
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: nah
63.) If so, what?: usually necklaces, a bracelet or two, and an anklet
64.) Do you wear belts?: rarely, even if my pants refuse to sTAY ON
65.) Do you wear skirts?: nah
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: sometimes
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: probably??
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: nah
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: backpack
70.) If so, what is it like?: it's a small leather drawstring backpack

School
71.) What are your grades like?: A's n B's
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: yeah
73.) Are you failing anything?: nah
74.) Do you take a language?: nah, i took spanish and i'm self taught german
75.) If so which language?: spANISH AND GERMAN
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: mmm dr. mangum bc WOWIE
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: dont got one, my guy
79.) If so, with what?: //
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: nah
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: not as often as i used to
82.) Do you take art?: already did
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: i drive
84.) Do you like school?: it's chill when i understand what's going on
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: yah
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: uhh ill be going off to uni soon
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: technically speaking, sure
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: i WANT TO
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: yeah, LGBTQ+ and Chem club

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: uhh gray
92.) Is it messy or clean?: ... an organized mess
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: uhh?? nothing, they're just black
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: yah
95.) If so, of what?: naRUTO POSTERS, + things bailey painted for me
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: yah
97.) A computer?: yah
98.) A radio?: nah
99.) An alarm clock?: yah
100.) A stereo?: nah
101.) What is under your bed?: socks and a singular backpack
102.) Do you have a big closet?: nah
103.) Do you write on your walls?: nah
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: uhh yeah from n'awlins
105.) If so, what design?: they're just,, there
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: nah
107.) If so, of what?: //
108.) Do you decorate your door?: nah
109.) With what?: //
110.) What color is your carpet?: purble
111.) What are your favorite bands?: i haVE TOO MANY but studio killers is def up there
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: nah
113.) How many exactly?: noO
114.) Do you download music?: ... there's a possibility
115.) What are your favorite songs?: there's too many, my guy - but, currently my fave is Recovery by Frank Turner
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: when im driving, sure
117.) Do you like loud music?: yess
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: i mean, i could care less
119.) Do you like rap?: some types of it, sure
120.) Do you like country?: fuCK no

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: ough well im rewatching oitnb and NART, so
122.) Are you a couch potato?: a tad
123.) Do you watch the news?: ye
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: nah
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: RAMI MA LEK
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: nah
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: nO
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: mm no
130.) What is your take on commercials?: literally perish
131.) How big is your TV?: shit uhhh 50 inch
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: sometimes
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: nah
134.) Do you like dramas?: yah
135.) Do you like comedies?: yah
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: idc
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: R A M I M A L E K
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: nah
139.) Do you watch music videos?: mm not often
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80 s?: .. no

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: u ASKED THIS - IM JUST AGNOSTIC
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: nah
142.) Pro-life?: nah
143.) Pro-choice?: yah
144.) Are you a virgin?: uh
145.) Do you believe in God?: to some extent
146.) Jesus?: uh
147.) Allah?: uH
148.) Buddha?: UH
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: y ah
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?: it's a holiday for capitalism

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: maleigha, bailey, lexi, leah, jack, muh kibby
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: enough
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: i lOVE ALL OF THEM
154.) Craziest?: m e
155.) Weirdest?: ME
156.) Prettiest: ALL
157.) Fanciest?: leah tbh
158.) Sportiest?: nO ONE
159.) Girliest?: leah
160.) Mellowest?: lexi tbh
161.) Stupidest?: m e
162.) Smartest?: all o' u
163.) Thugest?: maLEIGHA AND BAILEY
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: yah
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: ALL OF THEM
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: my friends parents hate me aside from maleighas mom tbh
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: i'm just... a dumb bitch at all times
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: of course
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: nah
170.) Are you part of a clique?: it's a cult
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: eh?? depends
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: yah
173.) Where did you meet them?: shit, mostly video games??
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: a what
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: YAH
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: y eah
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: a tad
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: N O
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: roughly 6
180.) How is this survey so far?: it's l o n g, dad

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: messenger bag
182.) Punk/Emo: punk
183.) Rock/Rap: rock
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Jay-z
185.) Justin/Clay: who
186.) Ruben/Clay: what
187.) Cat/Dog: cat
188.) PS2/Xbox: xbox
189.) DVDs/VHS: vhs
190.) Cds/Tapes: cds
191.) Big screen/small screen: big
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: theater tbh
193.) Popcorn/Candy: popcorn
194.) Jacket/Coat: jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: fake
196.) sister/brother: sister
197.) Home/House: home
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: deutsch
199.) Art/Computer: computer
200.) Laptop/Desktop: desktop
201.) Pepsi/Coke: pepsi
202.) Orange/Apple: apple
203.) Phone/Computer: computer
204.) Email/Letters: email
205.) Big/Small: small
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: ravioli, babyyy
207.) Baby/Toddler: toddler
208.) 16/21: 21
209.) CSI/24: CSI
210.) Superman/Spiderman: spiderman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: uhh
212.) Letterman/Leno: letterman
213.) SNL/MadTV: madtv
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: jetsons
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: harry potter
216.) Boxers/Briefs: briefs
217.) Pants/Skirts: pants
218.) Skirts/Skorts: skirts
219.) Fork/Spoon: fork
220.) People/InTouch: People

Are you
221.) Gothic?: kinda
222.) a freak?: freakazoid
223.) a computer nerd?: yah
224.) a science freak?: i'm going into neurosciences, so,, yah
225.) a sports fan?: nah
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: guilty,,
227.) a class clown?: definitely
228.) funny?: yah
229.) serious?: sometimes
230.) intellectual?: yah
231.) an LOTR nerd?: to an extent
232.) a failure?: nah
233.) a success?: to an extent
234.) a loser?: have you SEEN me
235.) popular?: uhh i wouldnt say so
236.) lazy?: yah
237.) outgoing?: yah
238.) shy?: sometimes
239.) friendly?: sometimes
240.) easily annoyed?: sometimes
241.) tolerant of others views?: to an extent
242.) addicted to crack?: nah
243.) addicted to any other drug?: nah
244.) a partier?: meh, not really
245.) naturally hyperactive?: nah
246.) wild?: yah
247.) sporty?: nah
248.) smelly?: nah
249.) an insomniac?: yah
250.) a procrastinator?: mm would it be hypocritical to say yes??
251.) a criminal?: eye emoji
252.) a crackpot?: nah
253.) a bookworm?: not really
254.) hairy?: nah
255.) good at playing basketball?: meh
256.) in high school?: nah
257.) in prison?: totally
258.) from mars?: nah
259.) straight?: HA
260.) gay?: entirely

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: yah
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: uhhhhh im very andro
263.) Do you like nuns?: i dont,,, have anything against them
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: nah
265.) Do you use correct English?: h o n e y
266.) Hablar Espanol?: si
267.) Spien Deutsch?: ja
268.) Speak English?: yah
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: it's me ; )
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: vlad, right??
271.) Do you like Russian names?: y e s
272.) Like Vlad?: you b i t c h
273.) Homer?: HO MER
274.) Are you a busy body?: yah
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: who just fuckin does that
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: n O???
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: uhh yah?
278.) Who do you wish was president?: ... n-no
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: 9/11 <-- THIS IS FROM THE LAST PERSON AND I GOTTA KEEP IT BC IM R E E L I N G
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: yah
281.) Are you insecure?: to an extent
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: nah
283.) Roman culture?: nah
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: modern or gothic
285.) What style architecture is your house?: modern
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: yah
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: yah
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: i am That Guy, and yes i hate myself
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: i read that as cocks, but i dont think clocks are dumb. cocks are dumb
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: time is but an allusion, so i've been told a million times
291.) Does anybody really care?: (:
292.) Who sings that song?: n-no
293.) Do you like Chicago?: ive never been
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: uhh
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: 87
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: not really - i just sit still and scream internally
297.) Do you play with dolls?: sometimes
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: meh
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: it's okay,,

Money
301.) Do you have a job?: research
302.) What do you do?: r e s e a r c h
303.) Does your boss like you?: my... prof likes me
304.) How much do you get paid?: i get paid $200 for efforts
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: yah
306.) Do you have a credit card?: yah
307.) a checkbook?: yah
308.) Are you a big spender?: i tRY NOT TO BE
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: nah
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: not much tbh?? unless i see some stupid shit to get my friends
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: what is it, like .054??
312.) How about a France?: uh
313.) Do you really care?: it's... not really a huge concern of mine, no
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: yah
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?: //
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: always
317.) Why?: so i can sPOIL MY FRIENDS
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: see, having a dog is what sold me
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: i mean, it's a fallout wallet
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: uhh,,
321.) What are you wearing?: lilo n stitch tank w/ shorts
322.) What are you listening to?: ,,, bangarang
323.) Who are you talking to?: jack
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: saying 'beat' under my breath every few minutes
325.) How is your hair?: fuckin GREAT
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: nah
327.) Are you cold or warm?: neutral
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: nah
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: nah
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: doll head, a cup, voodoo doll, tablet pen
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: "We are shown a depiction of the volume and temperature of a gas mixture before and after a reaction and must deduce a balanced equation."
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: wires
333.) What time is it?: 11:14 PM
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: STUDYING
335.) Why aren t you doing it?: i am gods mistake
336.) Is your room a mess now?: yah
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: nah
338.) What are any people around you doing?: ... im by myself
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: me
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: ... no

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: bout 15 minutes
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: nah
343.) If so, what?: //
344.) Are your looks important to you?: to some extent
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: eh, sometimes
346.) What would you change?: more piercings tbh
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: i just,,, wake up and leave it sometimes
348.) Do you dye your hair?: yah
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: nah
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: strawberry blond
351.) What is your eye color?: blue/green
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: nah
353.) Do you look like your parents?: not.. really
354.) Is that good or bad?: very good, my guy
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: ... wh
356.) Why?: i dont,, i dont know what color to tURN??
357.) Do you have any piercings?: my cartilage
358.) Any tattoos?: SOON
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: once
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: nah

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: nah
362.) Out of your state?: yah
363.) Out of your city?: yah
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: fff no
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: //
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: yah
367.) In a boat?: yah
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: nah
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: uhhhhh probably 30
370.) Do you drive?: yah

Cars
371.) Favorite car?: ff idk
372.) Color for that car?: black, fam
373.) Do you have your liscense?: yah
374.) Permit?: ,,, not necessary
375.) Do you like fast cars?: yah

Sleep
376.) How long do you sleep each night on average?: it's either 2 hours or 16
377.) Is this enough?: ... sometimes
378.) Do you dream every night?: sometimes
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: any of them are fucking weird
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: nah
381.) Do you sleep in school?: i used to
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: yah
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: on my back or belly
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: yah
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: my phone

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: not... rare, but sometimes
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: nah
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: hhh no
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: after a few drinks, very
395.) Do you go clubbing?: a few times
396.) Ever been drunk?: yah
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: nah
398.) For what?: //
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: nah
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: nah
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: sometimes
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: meh
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: meh
404.) What about those racing games?: they're ok
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: m a n y
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: like?? one
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: yah
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: nah
409.) Who has the best parties?: fff idk

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: nah
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: nah
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: it's not a secret
414.) Who?: ... i know they're reading this (;
415.) Do they know?: yah
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: 1
417.) Kissed in the past year?: y ah
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: nah
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: many
420.) Did you mean it?: to some extent
421.) If you didn t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: i'm a big ol' bitch that doesnt like to disappoint
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: YAH
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: usually a nice restaurant or out for a walk
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: it's so basic, but we went to the carnival
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: uhh no, i just take it for what it is and move the fuck on

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Britney bitch
427.) Justin or JC: uhh
428.) Frodo or Sam: SAM
429.) B2K or Nsync: Nsync
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: bart
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Frankenstein
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Simon ou gh ///
433.) Conan or Jay: conan
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: meh
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: meh
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: im
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: uh

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: shrug
439.) Why do you look up to them?: shrug
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: sHRUG
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: "Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter."
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: haaa ur real cute
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: gOD YES

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: they're aight
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: nah
446.) What kind?: chocolate or jelly ough//
447.) Do you like chocolate?: im very specific about chocolate
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: i dont?? knoW??
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: that's so fucking basic
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: go in
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: y e a h
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: well,
454.) How is this survey so far?: it's aight
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: never seen it ))):

What s Your Take On
456.) Life: very simple yet so complex
457.) The world: in pieces
458.) President Bush: eh
459.) Ahnhald the Governator!: uh
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: buddy,
461.) Howard Stern: whomst
462.) The war in Iraq: whole lotta' death, my guy
463.) the economy: in the shitter
464.) jay-z retiring: u do u
465.) school: the fucking american school system is so goddamn fucked up
466.) going to college: important, but not a must have
467.) marriage: the government getting involved in your affairs seems weird to me
468.) football: u g h
469.) baseball: hit tha bol
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: a poor coping mechanism

Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: i dont go n' fucking scratch my brain
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: yah
473.) Fart a lot?: nah
474.) Burp a lot?: yah
475.) Do stupid things in public?: always
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: wh
477.) Have random hallucinations?: im clinically psychotic, helen
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: yah
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: yah
480.) Wear leg warmers?: noo
481.) Sing in the shower?: i dont just sing - i preform
482.) Play any card game?: yah
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: YAH
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: yes, i take my lizard for long waLKS
485.) Have a snake?: nah
486.) Have webbed feet?: wouldnt that be so chill tho
487.) Wear colorful socks?: yah
488.) Have a life?: unfortunately
489.) Drink coffee?: religiously
490.) Drink tea?: sometimes

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: OB1TO, O81T0, Hisoapy
492.) Emails?: too fucking many
493.) Do you have a website?: uhh not dedicated to me, but i got various social medias
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: huh
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: have to
496.) What are your favorite websites?: twitter
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: etsy, redbubble, [insert other fuckin places]
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: yah,,
499.) If so, what?: everything
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: ,,, another goddamn keychain
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: yah
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: yah
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: ALL
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud?: y ah
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN or GTalk ?: what year is it
506.) Whats your desktop background?: various things
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: ou gh
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: mmm good question
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: mic
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: nah, id just be bored

Presents
511.) Whats the best present you've ever received?: just, anything from my friends is a fucking blessing
512.) Whats the worst present you've ever received?: a few things from my family lmao
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: yah
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn t get them one?: yah
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: ,,, yah

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: i just bluetooth my music
517.) Favorite day of the week: thursday
518.) Favorite fruit: kiwi
519.) Favorite vegetable: cucumber
520.) Favorite lunch meat: turkey
521.) Favorite candy bar: musketeers
522.) Favorite nail polish: the one im currently wearing, ig
523.) Favorite chair: m i n e
524.) Favorite early morning show: idk
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: idunno
526.) Favorite writing paper: uhh
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: the lil ads giving away puppies or kitties,,
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): none, even if i fucking have them
529.) Favorite distant relative: none
530.) Favorite dessert: BANANA FOSTER OUGH
531.) Favorite weather: snowy or rainy
532.) Favorite season: winter
533.) Favorite shoe brand: dont got one
534.) Favorite lunch: salad aayye
535.) Favorite breakfast: just,,, coffee
536.) Favorite author: h.p. lovecraft
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: nah
538.) Favorite band to see live: I REALLY WANNA SEE MARILYN MANSON
539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten: who has a favorite fucking survey

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: nike
541.) Alone/With friends: depends
542.) Work/Have off: work
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: pomegranate
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: raspberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: cheech and chong
546.) Acid/Shrooms: ... acid
547.) Who/The Who: [owl noises]
548.) Older/Newer: both?
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: hate pretzels
550.) Have sex/Make love: gotta get that Freaky Love

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: all the goddamn time
552.) Skipped school?: yah
553.) Done drugs?: eye emoji
554.) Been drunk?: yah
555.) Been so drunk you couldn t remember your own name?: y ah
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: yah
557.) Gone insane?: hm
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: yah
559.) Been in a car accident?: nah
560.) A bike accident?: nah
561.) Broken a bone?: nah
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: yah
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: yah
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: y ah
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: probably when i was younger
566.) More than 12 hours?: nah
567.) How about 5 hours?: definitely
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: yah
569.) Passed out from hunger?: y ah
570.) Been to a LAN party?: god

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: nah
572.) How about swim meets?: nah
573.) Tennis matches?: meh
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: it's okay
575.) The ones with Richard?: nah
576.) How about Match Game?: nah
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: nah
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: nah
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: hm
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: nah
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: yah
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: nah
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: yah
584.) Do you like TiVo?: meh
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: used to
586.) VCR s or DVD players?: vcr
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: to some extent
588.) A vegan?: nah
589.) Vegetarian?: nah
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: a detective

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: idk
592.) Two years ago?: idk
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: idk
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: Mary Shelley
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: nah
596.) The Queen of England?: Elizabeth 2nd
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: Theresa May?
598.) Espanol?: si
599.) Deutsch?: ja
600.) Japanese?: nani
601.) Français?: baguette
602.) Chinese?: nah
603.) Portuguese?: papas fritas
604.) (If you don t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): i wish i knew japanese tbh
606.) The capital of the US?: washington dc
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: uhh... Ontario, British Columbia, Quebec, Alberta, Nova Scotia, Manitoba, New Bruswick, Newfoundland/Labrador, Prince Edward Island... and that one weirdly named one, Saskatchewan??? i'd google it but that's cheating
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: chinese and spanish, i believe
609.) How to fly a kite?: yah
610.) How to surf?: nah
611.) Skateboard?: nah
612.) How about rollerblade?: yah
613.) What year the Korean war started?: idk

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: my lack of empathy
615.) Happy eyed?: my lizard
616.) What song always makes you sad?: [link]
617.) Happy?: many
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: my friends, duh
619.) Really depressed?: anyone who really depressed me is out of my life now, so good fuckin riddance
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: nah
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: mm no
622.) A naturally happy person?: meh
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: normally, not long - during a borderline episode, f o r e v e r
624.) What do you do?: perish
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: [link]

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: lexi!!
627.) Talk to you?: jack
628.) IM you?: antwan
629.) Touch you physically?: laura
630.) Touch you emotionally?: matt
631.) Hurt you?: not sure
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: andy
633.) Scold you?: no one
634.) Praise you?: rose
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: m a n y

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: somewhat
637.) What do other people think of you?: a pompous dickhead who is also rlly good lookin (and a lil narcissistic)
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: chill with a good head on my shoulders
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: anger
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: mhm
641.) A weak person?: nah
642.) Are you stressed out?: kinda
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: yah, insults dont bother me
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: nah
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: probably not, so i usually dont answer often, even if i am right

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: OUGH MY JAM OKOKOK - TINKIEWINKIE, DITZY, LALA, AND PO
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: yah
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: sul sul!
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: hm
675.) Isn't pig latin the best?: n e i n
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: probably
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: OUGH YAH
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: nah
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: mmhm
680.) Are you in an asylum?: a concept
681.) College?: yah
682.) What is your favorite scent?: fruity smells
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: nah
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: rays,,
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: contentment
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: anything tied to borderline - probably wrath and inadequacy
687.) Do like Spongebob?: u like krabby patties dont u squidward
688.) Do you think he s gay?: obviously
689.) How about Squidward?: he's a goddamn mood, so obv he's gay
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: hm, no that won't do
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: ha
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: chem, yeah
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby": thanks for the pity
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: ew
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: n o?? ? ?
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: YEAH
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?: well,
698.) Where is your second home?: maleighas
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: uh sure
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?: mmmmmmmm mine
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: meh, they're fine
702.) Can you do the limbo?: yah
703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?: yah

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: jack
705.) Has the coolest name?: me (:<
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: m E
707.) Has the nicest hair?: maleigha, duh
708.) Has the fittest body?: m e
709.) Do you hang out with most?: jack
710.) Has the coolest parents?: maleigha
711.) Lives closest to you?: jack
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: leah
713.) Can you relate to most?: fuckin bailey
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: maleigha and leah
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: jack and maleigha

Word Association!
716.) blow: lollipop
717.) lollipop: blue
718.) obnoxious: timmy
719.) cold: ice
720.) hot: alex vause <-- GOD UR SO RIGHT OP
721.) smell: fruity
722.) car: new car smell
723.) rain: flooded streets
724.) wet: me
725.) steamy: shower
726.) bite: sharp teef
727.) beer: yuck
728.) rock: boulder
729.) hard: desk
730.) soft: foam

OK Heres the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: yah
732.) What s your favorite place to be kissed?: chest, collarbone, hip bones
733.) Are you a tease?: def
734.) Spit or swallow: you couldnt pay me to swallow

More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: no
736.) Hate yourself?: yAH
737.) Want to kill yourself?: hooley dooley
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: edgy
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: ah yes, that Borderline Rage
740.) Touch your face a lot?: yah
741.) Watch MTV?: nah
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: maleigha says shes straight, but i HIGHLY doubt that
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people's differences?: to an extent
744.) Wish you could fly?: yah
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: yah
746.) Read minds?: yah
747.) Watch wrestling?: nah
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: meh
749.) Work out?: yah
750.) Play any sports?: nah

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: nah
752.) A speeding ticket?: nah
753.) Been in a fist fight?: yah
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: nah
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: Y EAH
756.) Held a gun?: yah
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: yah
758.) Been used?: yah
759.) Been rejected?: mm?? not that i can remember
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: 'experimented'
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: nah
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: nah
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: yah
764.) Tackled the mailman?: nah
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: yah
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: YAH TRY 4 DAYS
767.) Done crack?: nah
768.) Done cocaine?: nah
769.) Passed out during school?: yah
770.) Had unprotected sex?: nah

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: nah
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Portuguese
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: haaa
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: nah
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: yah
776.) Are baseball games fun?: yah
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: not to me
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: nah
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: yah
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: sometimes
781.) Do you like U2?: yah
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: nah
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: nooo
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: nah
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: yah
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: it's such a Look, but no
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: netgear gaming headphones
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: nah
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: uh god
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: gooood
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: every day
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: mm?? no
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: nO
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: nah
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: what
796.) Do you pray daily?: nah
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: guess ill just... fucking die
798.) Are you paranoid?: ALWAYS
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: i wanna
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: YEAH

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: oh fuck, Michelangelo
802.) Power Ranger: idk
803.) Rugrat: chuckie
804.) Powerpuff Girl: buttercup
805.) Villain: megamind

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: yah
807.) A CPR certification card?: nah
808.) A Member s Only jacket?: yah
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: yah
810.) A porno?: nah
811.) A gun?: yah
812.) A pair of toe socks?: god
813.) A portable DVD player?: somewhere
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: nah
815.) A car?: yah
816.) A trucker hat?: yah
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: yah
818.) A wife beater?: yah
819.) A butcher knife?: yah
820.) A pocket knife?: yah
821.) A Rolex?: yah
822.) A bike?: yah
823.) A thong?: yah
824.) A bikini?: nah
825.) A speedo (guys)?: nah
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: nah
827.) A drum set?: nah
828.) An electric guitar?: nah
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: nah
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: nah

More Random Questions
831.) Do you have fleas?: nah
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: jafar. janear <-- HA
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: nah
834.) How big is your backyard?: it's.. just a strip of concrete
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: n o
836.) Hairy chests?: n o o
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: not if there's... a significant age difference
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: nah
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: indigestion
841.) Are you on any medication?: nah
842.) Do you have asthma?: nah
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: nah
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: //
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: //
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: a few weeks ago
847.) What is your hair length?: short
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: yah
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: yah
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: nah
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: nah
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: nah
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: YAH
854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?: never seen it
855.) When did WW2 start?: september 1, 1939
856.) When did it end?: september 2, 1945
857.) What is your nationality?: 'Murican
858.) Where did your family come from?: the depths of hell
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: lMAO I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS BEFORE THE LAST ONE
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: possibly
861.) Do you believe in angels?: a concept
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: nope, just angry
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people s reactions?: ..no
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: nah
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: nah
867.) Aren t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: wh
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: y ah
869.) Do you collect anything?: rocks
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: nope
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: nah
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: 2nd
873.) Favorite finger?: middle or thumb
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: all of em
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: nah
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they re so sad and stupid?: n o
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: many a time
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: it's 2018 - people are gay, Charlotte
879.) Do you grind a lot?: hm
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: block cheese tastes better dont even argue with me on that <-- ur so right op
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: y eah
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: nah
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: nah
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: mm it's okay
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: yeah but am TIRED
886.) What time is it?: 12:31 AM
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: nah
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really dont?: nah
889.) Can you take a crap in other people s houses without feeling awkward?: nO
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: THANK GOD I HAVENT
891.) What did you do?: u h
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?: im
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: yah
894.) Do you think it s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don t?: idk it makes me feel naked to hear someone swear when they usually dont
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: im not the type to hover, so ig?
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: shit
897.) What does PMS stand for?: pre menstrual stress
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: i read that as porn, but idk
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: n o
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: uh
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: n o
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: i dont. memorise them why <-- i love this kid??
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: What Year Is It
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: havent seen em
905.) How about Good Fellas?: nah
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: nah
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: meh
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: n-no
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: well,
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: Eat Shitterton
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: there's a conspiracy here
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: n o
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: nah
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: no, not anymore
915.) Do you use a calculator?: all the fucking time
916.) What kind is it?; ti-30
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: yah
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: yah
919.) Don't they suck?: sometimes
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: nah
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: nah
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: yah
923.) Are you a racist?: nah
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: it depends
925.) Do you diet?: sometimes, only bc i need to eat better
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: hoo yeah

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: every day
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: always
929.) How often do you wash your face?: every night
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: depends
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: yah
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: yah
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: yah
934.) Do you cough a lot?: nah
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: cover
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: ofc

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: hoo
938.) Do you have OCD?: nah
939.) Do you have ADHD?: probably
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: nah, self-medicated
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: mhm
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: mhm
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: yah
944.) The monkey pox?: nah
945.) The mumps?: nah
946.) The measles?: nah
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: nah

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: yah
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: nah
950.) In the newspaper?: yah
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: yah
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: nah
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: nah
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: YAH
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: nah
956.) Throw me some Polish names: *breathes* edward
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 7
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: too many
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: not very big
960.) How much do you weigh?: 150
961.) How tall are you?: 5'5" (i gREW)
962.) Do you have cankles?: nah
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: nah
964.) Fat thighs?: i got a thiccnicc basket
965.) Do you shave your toes?: wh
966.) Do you shave your legs?: sometimes
967.) How often?: whenever i find the inspiration and willpower
968.) How about those armpits?: yah
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: somewhat
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: once upon a time, yah
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: mhm
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: sometimes,,
975.) Do you snore?: nah
976.) Do you have your own room?: yah
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: nah
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: nah
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: Every Day of My Life
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: y e s
981.) How about Tim Curry?: uh
982.) Are you ticklish?: somewhat
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: nah
984.) A lesbian aunt?: nah
985.) Do you like salad?: yah
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: yah
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: nah
988.) Are you artsy?: yah
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: yah
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: n-no
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: cherry or blackberry mm
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: y e s
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: why am i wasting my time looking at this fucking gLASS
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?: uh
995.) Do you like cheese?: yah
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: nah
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: ig?
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: stupidly lame
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: probably
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: Y EAH GOD DONT FUCKING CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT