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RATTTATTATTATATATA shatters your kneecaps
analysing
No casualties
captain moon moon
drags self by arms and still does not give up on getting you to listen to AA
bioniclenuva
That's a great segway into another terminator reference! pulls lever
You are terminated
you get squashed
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my love, johan hegg appears and saves me form being crushed, then proceeds to explode your head with his awesomeness
Johan hegg is love, Johan hegg is life
bioniclenuva
That's not how references work! I shout as Chuck Norris implodes my exploding head, nullifying the explosion and restoring my brains
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i shout RAISE YOUR HORNS as johan drinks from a horn bigger than you are tall, he becomes thor and smites you with his thunder
when you get 2 albums into one reference
bioniclenuva
Chuck Norris follows up with what he is best at: being Chuck Norris. In a blink of an eye, we won. Idfk how But it counts
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ragnarok descends down onto earth and fenrir devours chuck
all while father of the wolf is playing over it
bioniclenuva
Chuck resets the universe as he bathes in fenrir's digestive fluids
End
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fuck
there is no beating chuck
bioniclenuva
that's goddamn right, Walter White responds
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brings chuck from alternate timeline that is a viking
chuckception
bioniclenuva
Chuck, in his last, final sacrifice, teleports him and viking Chuck into a dimension devoid of anything, fated to fight viking Chuck for eternity. I look up at the sky, my hand resting on my heart, a single manly tear dripping down my cheek, reflecting the night sky Chuck disappeared in. I will always remember you, Chuck Norris
captain moon moon
plays one thousand burning arrows to remember viking chuck
seriously
just listen to it
bioniclenuva
THEN...
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one thousand burning arrows just came on XD
bioniclenuva
A FLASH OF BRIGHT RED LIGHT, LEAVING ME TEMPORARILY BLIND. WHEN I REGAIN MY VISION, I SEE CHUCK NORRIS STEPPING OUT OF A MONSTER TRUCK WITH A FLUX CAPACITOR. HE IS THE SAME ONE WHO SACRIFICED HIMSELF, BUT HE HAS AGED TREMENDOUSLY, PROBABLY BY BILLIONS OF YEARS, JUDGING BY TWO GREY HAIRS IN HIS BEARD. I AM TO JOIN HIM TO GATHER ALL CHUCKS FROM ALL TIMEFRAMES TO STOP VIKING CHUCKS INVASION(edited)
captain moon moon
you forgot the *
bioniclenuva
Oh god, You're writing Viking Chuck's return aren't you?
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i sacrifice a family to odin, he smiles upon my sacrifice and sends down the other viking chucks to raid and pillage all of the other chucks houses and family's, leaving them vunrable and alone, they die one by one until there is only one chuck left, as viking chuck walks among the destruction i realise in astonishment that its the original viking chuck, he wipers into my ears and says, the first man i killed was the earls whiten man, my ears explode due to viking chuck talking to me(edited)
viking chuck and chuck meet in a battle of testosterone filled rage, tearing the universe apart, as each chuck gets ripped apart by the fabric of spacetime, OG viking chuck and OG chuck absorb all of the other chucks, becoming the mega chucks, and there they battle in the void for eternity until from exhaustion the both rest, due to the shear energy they have both thrown at eachother them battleing was keeping the void stable, and when they both rested there was a huge explosion and the universe started again, the remains of both chucks went on to become stars and universes
THE END
bioniclenuva
NO, MY TURN
captain moon moon
now listen to AA already
ffs
i have work to do
you havent even read it yet
bioniclenuva
I have now
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bioniclenuva
after OG Chuck Norris explained this vision, he jumps from behind the rock the both of us were watching the victorious OG Viking Chuck from. Viking Chuck is quick to react by throwing two stones, but Chuck throws a bird, killing both stones. In an act of desperation, Viking Chuck rushes towards Chuck, intending to impale him with his horned helmet. But as the horns pierce OG Chuck's heart, OG Chuck slams his elbows into Viking Chuck's back, his ribs impaling his own heart. Both Chucks are greeted by Death. Viking Chuck, realising his defeat, walks through the golden gate to Valhalla, awaited by a not so pleased Odin, who can't do anything about all the dead Chucks fighting for a seat next to him. Death turns to OG Chuck, but refuses to take his soul, still traumatised by his near-Chuck experience. Chuck returns to me, and we go back to our own world