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This is based off of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMKNtc…
Roger's main goal is to capture the Imps from IMP by putting them in a trash can for attacking the living world and getting that book off of them.
The trouble is when he does the job the Anomaly of the Seas and the Imps is not really the root of his troubles that day.
Roger kicked down the door and came into the room and smashed apart all their guns with in seconds bending them like they were nothing.
Loona jumped at him and then as Loona and Moxie and Millie ran towards him Roger opened up his trash can and sucked them in like a vacuum cleaner.
Moxie while the trash can said, "That's something new this place is full of surprises.
Millie said, "How are we like going to get out of this thing?
Loona said, "Wow this place has a lot of room for being a trash can this place is better then my dad's apartment and it even has a TV and is that a Mini Fridge.
Roger then said, "Blitzo you are under arrest for breaking Code 2193-6B a Being of Hell interfering in Earth's Afire by causing phyiscal harm to humans and trying to shape events though phyiscal harm to humans. You have the right to a lawyer and the right to remain silent in a court of Heaven's Court. If you can not afford one will be provided to you and anything you say now can be used angst you in a court of Heaven.
Blitzo said, "Oh beep well I kind of suspected this day would come and to think I thought you people in Heaven were well stupid.
But Could we settle this little thing in say 20 minutes I have a client coming and well if he's not happy he well might eat us.
Roger said, "If you had him hire you to kill someone on Earth he's going to be put down and destroyed like the trash he is.
But my biggest question is do you have a Gopher Cake Addiction? I mean their is like well like hundreds of boxes of Gopher Cakes over this place.
Blitzo No we didn't kill any humans for these even though we went to earth we kind of had Moxie and Millie and Loona go to like 30 different human stories to buy all 666 boxes of Gopher Cakes. And well our client is here to pay us and pick them up so h e can eat them.
Roger said, "You mean some demon hired a group of Imp Assassins to go to Earth and get every Gopher Cake in town to fuel his Gopher Cake Addition? I don't even know if I can legally bag a Demon doing that?
Blitzo said, "Well apparently our client borrowed the money from someone named Valentino to pay for all of them. And well we have give these Cakes to them so we all don't end up all dead.
Suddenly the ground shook and Roger said, "Great Jumping Grandmas that Client of yours that Sinner Demon took on the Shape of Goofy Gooey Gopher the Mascot for Gopher Cakes.
Goofy Gopher said in a childish cartoonist male voice, "Were are my Gopher Cakes I must have my Gopher Cakes or I will bite off your head.
Roger said, "I'm going to step out and use the bathroom a minute while you two talk this out like whatever the beep you creatures are.
Blitzo said, "Don't leave me you blue freak I'm scared.
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