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OceanRailroader — Thou doesn't know what to say about this

Published: 2013-05-11 05:52:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 939; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 10
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Description King Berry at this point has been trying to get his brother Prince Lotto to marry Greedett of the neighboring King of Blefuscu but Prince Lotto wants nothing to do with her in that she is a greedy selfish pig who cares nothing about him not to mention she is butt ugly. [link] Meanwhile the purple She Mountain Luna walks by and comes up to see what is going on between King Berry and his brother and the hideous pig creature that came in from another dimension are doing on the roof top of the royal palace.

Meanwhile King Berry and his brother are in the middle of auging when suddenly King Berry said, "What is it Prince Lotto is the reason why you are not going to marry King Greedly's daughter Greedett of Blefuscu in the name of Lilliput is due to you already being taken by someone else?" Prince Lotto said, "Why yes you see I have been deeply in love with the giant She Mountain Luna since she has shown up on our shores in Lilliput." King Berry yells, "You love the giant she mountain Luna more then your own kingdom!" Prince Lotto says, "Look I'm not going to make a pig and besides the giant She mountain Luna is far stronger then all of Blefuscu not to mention she has a much nicer personality. King Berry looked up at Luna and said, "Fine if you love her then you must carry out the royal evening of royal Lilliputian Courtship!" King Lotto says what is that anyway?" He says if you love her you have to take her out on a date!" King Lotto says, "Well sure if it will shut you up King Berry."

He goes up to Princess Luna who is looking at all this in shock and says, "Hey She mountain Luna would you want to go to the drive in or something and see the latest movie Revenge of the Killer Cookie Monsters from other space!" Luna looks down and says Thou doesn't know what to say but sure if you want to." King Berry meanwhile is getting flaming mad at all of this and yells, "That dang blasted She mountain is good for nothing but a Kingdom Wrecker. First she shows up and eats my palace out of house and home and then she starts getting liked better then me and now she is taking away my brother who now I can't use in my chess game in taking over the world!"
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Nick-Matulich [2013-05-12 06:39:53 +0000 UTC]

Thou is being used wrong. Thou = you in old english.

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Dirtyhooves [2013-05-11 14:55:04 +0000 UTC]

luna: ooook think im guna leave

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