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Robot: we can always go to the park and have a picnic?
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Papyrus: GREAT IDEA! I'LL GET THE SPAGHETTI!
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Monster: and I'll get the bacon!
Sans: I'll get the ketchup.
Me: what's the ketchup going to be for?
Sans: for drinks.
Me: ?? Uh... You drink ketchup?
Sans: yep. let's hurry up. Or else time is going to "ketchup" to us before we know it. *winks*
Me: *giggles*
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Mettaton: You guys eat bacon? I'll get the steak with my face, glamburgers and starfaits.
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Me: sweet! Then it's settled then. I'll bring cake!
(We all get the food for our picnic, and go to the park)
Monster: this is going to be fun!
Sans: yep. Hey, Maddy. It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming. On days like this, kids like you.... Should pass me the ketchup.
Me: uh... OK, here. *quickly hands him the ketchup bottle, instantly, kinda scared*
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Monster: Sans, are you okay?
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Sans: huh? Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to "rattle anyone's bones".
Papyrus: YOU RUINED THE PICNIC!
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Robot and Mettaton: Oh, you and your puns, Sans.
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Me: hey, I bet everyone has that one "Punny" friend! *giggles*
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Gart: Hello, you delinquents.
Robot: Oh no, here comes Gart.
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Sans: I thought I told you to back off, Goldy...
Gart: no you didn't.
Sans: no, but I figured when I gave you a bad time, you'd be smart enough to back off. Or do you just want another Bad Time? *eye starts glowing*
Me: don't worry sans, I'll handle this. *turns to Gart* hello gart. We're having a picnic. We will gladly let you join us, if you be nice to everyone, and don't be rude. OK?
Sans: *rolls his "eyes"* *thinking* this kid is too sweet and nice...
Papyrus: I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL ALSO WELCOME YOU, IF YOU BEHAVE, MY FRIEND! AFTER ALL, EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE!
Sans: *sighs but laughs* *thinking* so is paps. *glares at gart* what do you say, Goldy? Care to take advantage of this "Golden" opportunity? *winks*
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Gart: (sighs) Okay.
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Me: Great! *hugs gart*
Gart: Don't touch me!
Me: sorry, GD.
(We all sit down on the blanket)
Sans: *drinks his Ketchup bottle*
Gart: ugh! You drink Ketchup???
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Sans: 'cuz, it's my thing.
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Gart: you're disgusting.
Sans: you're Gross, which is probably what that G stands for.
Me: *giggles a bit, until Gart glares at me* sorry... 
Gart: stupid human.
Mettaton: hey! We have a friend who happens to be human!
Gart: well then they're as much as an imbecile, as Madison.
Me: *tears up and frowns* ...
Robot: shut up Gart!!
Monster: that wasn't nice!
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J.D: Hey guys!
Spitfire: What happened?
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Sans: *hugging and trying to comfort me* just a jerk infestation, picking on a little girl... *glares at Gart with his eye glowing blue*
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Spitfire: Whoa. That's harsh.
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JD: let me just take care of that. *picks Gart up and tosses him very far away*
Gart: AHHH!!! Not Again!!!
Sans: have a nice flight, bucko!
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Robot: Thank you, guys.
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Sans: *ruffles up my hair* come on, lighten up bucko. He's gone now. He won't bother you anymore.
Me: *smiles a little and hugs sans*
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J.D.: Aww!
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Sans: *blushes and laughs a little* heh, you like to hug a lot, don't you kid?
Me: *looks up, and nods, giving a smile*
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Monster: (excitedly gasps in awe)
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Me: *pulls away from the hug* you OK, monster?
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Monster: I'm fine.
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Me: alright. .... Hey sans? I just gotta know.... How do you do that eye glowing thing?
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Sans: oh, i do it for emergency cases.
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Me: oh... ... ... ... Uh... ... Buuut... If it was just for fun.... Do you sometimes use it...... To maybe...... ... .... Make people fly in the air?
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Sans: i do it if we were to be in danger, maddie.
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Me: OK, OK... ... Like if someone accidentally jumped off a bridge.
Sans: yep. ... Huh?
Me: *is staring at a bridge that leads to a bunch of venomous sharks*
Papyrus: HUMAN, YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE LOOK OF SOMEONE WHO IS ABOUT TO MAKE A VERY POOR LIFE DECISION! DON'T YOU DARE JUMP OFF THAT BRIDGE!
Me: whaaat? Noooo, your crazy! ... Are you daring me?
Papyrus: WHAT? NO!
Me: wow! You're really daring me! Alright, if you insist! *jumps off the bridge*
Robot and Monster: AHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sans: Wow! *uses his magic to safely bring me back up* you're a real nut kiddo! I guess you could say that you're brain is at the end of the "bridge" of koo koo town. *winks*
Monster: Maddy! You are grounded young lady! Do you hear me??
Me: ha! Ha! Totally worth it! XD
Papyrus: ERM.... IS THIS HUMAN ALWAYS SO... RISKY??
Robot: *sighs* you have no idea....
Me: you're only young ONCE!
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J.D.: Maddie! Don't do it!
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Me: just did it!
Sans: *is still making me fly in the air with his magic* good thing I caught you in time. You would've turned to Shark bait, kid.
Me: *giggles* this is so cool! I feel like a plane!
Sans: well then you're just "Plane" happy with yourself, aren't you? *chuckles*
Me: *giggles* yep!
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Robot: Wow.
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Sans: *chuckles mischievously, and drops me, but catches me in his arms, and ruffles up my hair* You're a funny kid.
Papyrus: *smiles and turns to robot and monster* I THINK WHEN WE INTRODUCE OUR HUMAN TO YOUR HUMAN, THEY'LL BECOME GREAT FRIENDS!
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Robot: Wait... THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?!
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Sans: yeah. There's tons of 'em. Er... Maybe not in your world, though.
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Monster: Is it a child? Does it speak?
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Sans: yeah, they're like 8 years old, and they can talk. Their name is Frisk. And they're a determined little kid.
Me: they sound awesome!
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Robot: Is it a male or female to be exact?
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Papyrus: THEY ARE A CHILD!
Robot: yeah, but what's in their pants??
Papyrus: DETERMINATION!
Sans: he means to say, Frisk is gender neutral.
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Monster: Are they an orphan?
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Sans: nah, they live with Toriel. And uh... I'm their dunkle.
Robot: a what???
Sans: well, I'm dating their mom Toriel, and frisk didn't know whether to call me uncle, or dad. So they came up with dunkle.
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Monster:
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Me: *giggles* that's so cute!
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Sans: i know.
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Me: to move on to another subject; how come frisk is the only human in your world?
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Robot: Can you tell us?
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Sans: well, because of the barrier.
Me: huh? What barrier?
Sans: it's what keeps everyone in the underground.
Me: so you've never seen the surface of your world???
Papyrus: UNFORTUNATELY NOT, HUMAN!
Me: that's so awful... There's gotta be a way to break it! .... Isn't there?
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Monster: We gotta destroy it!
Ogo: I might handle this!
Perry: Me too!
Loudmouth: And don't forget about me!
Crikey: And I'll kick some of the toughest monster's BUTTS off!
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