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Published: 2011-06-21 16:07:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 213; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 2
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Description SonicLover wrote: ">Search it."
Crowstone wrote: "PUSH the red button"

You really wish you had your corpse-handling gloves to hand, but you go about the gruesome task of looting this guy of loot. You decide to refer to him as The D.A. from now on, short for Dead Alien. In his pockets you find:

Two (2) playing cards from an ordinary space-deck of cards, the Ace of Knives and the 5 of Cups. The D.A. obviously had a thing for the blue suits.

Two (2) mystic runes, inscribed on small black pebbles.

And four (4) bullets, ammo for a small handgun.

You decide that certain questions need answering, so you push the call light by the side of his bed, receiving an instant response from your efficient mechanical doctor chum.
"Please state the nature of your medical emergency!"

Asking what the deal with the extinct ET is, you receive the response that he was found and brought here by the Scrubots, and that he expired via a high-velocity round to his lower back. You also take this opportunity to ask after your beloved cat Elsa, and the doc is happy to report that he has stopped the bleeding, but is at a loss as to how to fix the new genetic abnormalities brought about by that heinous space-bunny.

Is there anything else you wish to ask Dr HAL?
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QueenBex [2011-07-02 13:03:08 +0000 UTC]

When lightening hits the ocean why don't all the fish die?

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