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Omnoproxyl337 — AFFECTIONSESESESES
Published: 2012-06-04 08:05:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 13692; Favourites: 182; Downloads: 170
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That awkward moment when you go to sit down and your pets wanna come up and start licking your face and cuddle with you but they dont realize that i hate having the equivalent of dog slobber on my anywhere, especially when it dries and it feels sticky...
yeah... hate that shit but its also touching xP
then theres them other moments when they... NEVER MIND! moving on....
*ahem* as you guys and gals know already Arx females are big, like lion sized big
Eboni ([link] ), this one in particular is a southern Arx (which is the biggest out of the species) shes real protective of me for some reason...
and the other one is my Brimarie Ivory([link] ), shes a weet heart, and also going steady with eboni, and dear gawd they can get loud when they break the bloody bed together...
and then theres me... just a victim of unnecessary affection from two huge aliens! raahagahgsjhsjhkas!!
Ebony and Ivory and the Arx © myself
Brimarie ©
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Comments: 179
i hate having the equivalent of dog slobber on my anywhere, especially when it dries and it feels sticky.
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you may say yeck to teh slabba . but ya knwo ya love it realy ^w^
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i know i do . just look at me fa
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awww cute....if you you hate it we can change place... he he he >
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lol...well i try ><
but seriously it was well thinking and it's well made to
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Awwww, you're trying to look and the girls are bein all affectionate and demanding of stuff. How cyooooote.
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theyre big and im small lemme lone xP
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Be thankful they don't sit on you. I had a friend who used to own a Cougar. When a 185 lb sits down on your lap? You're not getting off, if the cat say's no.
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Eboni i can handle, shes basically a large woman.
Ivory however she would crush my pelves
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*rubs chin* Good thing you don't try working after a shower. Something tells me that piece of cloth wouldn't be enough to guard ya
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oh gawd dont get me started...
especially with Ivory >.>
shes the biggest perv outta both of em
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*arches an eyebrow* Oh that's a story that bares repeating...or a comic that needs to be scribbled down
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I like the face like "Aw man, that's kind of you but geez not now gimme a break" ^^
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Why do alien babes always have the hots for humans, especially the weak and submissive ones? XD
BTW, can the Arx speak or do they just make the usual grunts and growls of animals?
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they can talk if you teach em how to
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awww they just want attension from you 
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hehe ill be waiting for that one =u=
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Yuck. I would not like that at all. x(
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Yeah...Hell to the nah. I wouldn't want dem thangs on meh if dey were gonna try and rape meh....oh uh uh!! Get yo asses back you big assed lion thingys!! xD Lol.
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XD Tis the life of an alien pet trainer.
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i think i like eboni's appearance better... but i also don't think i'd say that in front of either of them if i wanted to keep enjoying all of my limbs...
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personal preferences are personal
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well yeah, i was just saying. they're both cool in their own way.
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I assume you don't follow the leash laws my friend
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and not a single fuck was given that day.
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and here you were just trying to draw. You pooooor unfortunate soul
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it hurts so guuuuuuuuud maaaaaaaan
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Kinda reminds me of my dog Thor when he tries to jump on the couch and lay on my lap while I'm watching TV... it's kinda hard to push a German Shepherd off your lap when he weighs like 150 pounds. XD
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pfff 150 pounds.... try a third of a ton then talk to me aboot heavy XD
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What kind f dog weighs a third of a ton? XD
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My dog only weighs like 150, and we've got a really cushy couch so when he hops on your lap, you kinda sink into the sofa like memory foam. That's why it's hard to push hm off! XD
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they weigh much mor ethan 150 D:
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okay I can see an Arx weighing over 150, hell the females look like you could ride one like a horse... XD
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some of em especially southern Arx
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