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Omnoproxyl337 — AFFECTIONSESESESES

Published: 2012-06-04 08:05:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 13692; Favourites: 182; Downloads: 170
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That awkward moment when you go to sit down and your pets wanna come up and start licking your face and cuddle with you but they dont realize that i hate having the equivalent of dog slobber on my anywhere, especially when it dries and it feels sticky...
yeah... hate that shit but its also touching xP

then theres them other moments when they... NEVER MIND! moving on....

*ahem* as you guys and gals know already Arx females are big, like lion sized big
Eboni ([link] ), this one in particular is a southern Arx (which is the biggest out of the species) shes real protective of me for some reason...
and the other one is my Brimarie Ivory([link] ), shes a weet heart, and also going steady with eboni, and dear gawd they can get loud when they break the bloody bed together...
and then theres me... just a victim of unnecessary affection from two huge aliens! raahagahgsjhsjhkas!!


Ebony and Ivory and the Arx © myself

Brimarie ©

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Comments: 179

Omnoproxyl337 In reply to ??? [2012-06-04 09:05:41 +0000 UTC]

i take it you never herd of sarcasm

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theojeca In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 09:16:16 +0000 UTC]

I do prefer ignore sarcarsm and only understands mine XP



No seriously, even if I... am not that bad in english let's say, it's hard for me to get second degree stuff. Mostly if I don't have the speaker in front of me (because... ya know, no tone, no expression...)
Sooooo... my bad, I didn't understand what you meant at this moment.

[Insert apologize here]

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AvelosFloof In reply to ??? [2012-06-04 08:13:25 +0000 UTC]

Again, you look like Will Smith So now I imagined Will Smith in there


So adorable! ;w;

Now I wanna be in that kind of attention

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to AvelosFloof [2012-06-04 08:16:01 +0000 UTC]

I am Will Smith

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AvelosFloof In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:17:26 +0000 UTC]

Yes. You are now Will Smith. That will even be the name you get tabbed with if I ever see you on the chat networks on this website.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to AvelosFloof [2012-06-04 08:21:12 +0000 UTC]

pfff like hell i will
i am Rasputin

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AvelosFloof In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:26:24 +0000 UTC]

HEY HEY I'll trade places with you in that attention pile.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to AvelosFloof [2012-06-04 08:34:42 +0000 UTC]

...

HA HA

FUCK NO

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AvelosFloof In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:36:30 +0000 UTC]

I thought you didn't want iiiit ;n; Oh well. I tried.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to AvelosFloof [2012-06-04 08:38:04 +0000 UTC]

pff what gave you that idea?

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AvelosFloof In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:39:19 +0000 UTC]

You appearing displeasure from a lot of the cuddle images. They're adorable so much |D

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to AvelosFloof [2012-06-04 08:43:03 +0000 UTC]

hey! you like having the equivalent of a big ass dog slobbering all over your face and forcing their weight on you all th time? i dont think so >3>

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AvelosFloof In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:44:07 +0000 UTC]

I wish my dog would just be all "HEY! I'mma hang out with you for the next twenty minutes! " every now and then. So, I probably would enjoy it.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to AvelosFloof [2012-06-04 08:45:42 +0000 UTC]

dog slobber is no me gusta xP

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AvelosFloof In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:46:27 +0000 UTC]

Dog slobber is no me gusta, but still cuddle fest makes up for it !

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TheMovingMountain In reply to ??? [2012-06-04 08:13:06 +0000 UTC]

You know you love it no matter what.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to TheMovingMountain [2012-06-04 08:17:06 +0000 UTC]







maybe a little...

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Stalc In reply to ??? [2012-06-04 08:09:06 +0000 UTC]

d'aaw so cute..

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Stalc [2012-06-04 08:09:27 +0000 UTC]

<3 danke

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Stalc In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:10:54 +0000 UTC]

Now I feel like jumping into a pit of lions and GET GROOMED

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Stalc [2012-06-04 08:11:51 +0000 UTC]

more like eaten

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Stalc In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:14:11 +0000 UTC]

GIGGITY *see what I did thar face*

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Stalc [2012-06-04 08:15:24 +0000 UTC]

loooool

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Stalc In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 08:16:20 +0000 UTC]

Lelelelleleleel

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Stalc [2012-06-04 08:36:10 +0000 UTC]

they make for comfortable beds...

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Stalc In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 20:51:27 +0000 UTC]

I know don't you just want to put your arm under their stomach ON THE COOL SIDE and sleep like a babei

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Stalc [2012-06-04 20:52:18 +0000 UTC]

yes

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Stalc In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2012-06-04 20:57:32 +0000 UTC]

only in my dreams *cries in a corner while eating a wafer*

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