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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to ??? [2013-01-18 03:30:21 +0000 UTC]

i got strong white blood cells

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The-Dark-Reaper In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 04:22:59 +0000 UTC]

i got lots of red blood cells so if you lose any i got ya covered

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to The-Dark-Reaper [2013-01-18 04:25:00 +0000 UTC]

my bone marrow makes plenty of those

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The-Dark-Reaper In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 04:26:16 +0000 UTC]

i got too much man im like what am i gunna do wit it????

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to The-Dark-Reaper [2013-01-18 04:44:10 +0000 UTC]

sell it to a hospital

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The-Dark-Reaper In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 04:52:55 +0000 UTC]

GOOD IDEA

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Bonsai-Tree009 In reply to ??? [2013-01-18 00:19:58 +0000 UTC]

Well at least Rico is lucky to be carried by a big beautiful female sergal. I find it rather cute.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Bonsai-Tree009 [2013-01-18 00:22:51 +0000 UTC]

me too ^^

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MysteryFanBoy718 In reply to ??? [2013-01-18 00:17:12 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh! XDDDD

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to MysteryFanBoy718 [2013-01-18 00:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhh! D:

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MysteryFanBoy718 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 00:24:18 +0000 UTC]

You gonna be alright with Moco? I hope she's not gonna demand the dreaded "snu-snu", with you. o.o

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to MysteryFanBoy718 [2013-01-18 00:30:00 +0000 UTC]

she dosnt really demand sex, that would be kinda rude. in stead she gets me in he mood with her appealing skills and then we sex, later im in pain in my pelvic area because i couldnt resist dat ass. but she gives me a massage and i feel better... then we sex again.

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MysteryFanBoy718 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 00:53:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh man... XO So it's sex, massage, repeeat? XDDD

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to MysteryFanBoy718 [2013-01-18 00:57:06 +0000 UTC]

Rico is very durable and he has a lot of energy

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MysteryFanBoy718 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 01:04:42 +0000 UTC]

So is he willing to go another round after a rub down?

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to MysteryFanBoy718 [2013-01-18 01:23:56 +0000 UTC]

yes

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MysteryFanBoy718 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 01:32:06 +0000 UTC]

Good for him, I wonder whow long he'll take that?

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to MysteryFanBoy718 [2013-01-18 01:40:03 +0000 UTC]

few hours

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MysteryFanBoy718 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 01:54:33 +0000 UTC]

I thought may be days.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to MysteryFanBoy718 [2013-01-18 02:04:35 +0000 UTC]

now thats just a ridiculous accusation

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MysteryFanBoy718 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 02:06:42 +0000 UTC]

Sorry. o.o

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ItsRawb In reply to ??? [2013-01-18 00:08:16 +0000 UTC]

*tries to think of original joke *


...


look on the bright side, go flying, he can be paid as baggage ewe

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to ItsRawb [2013-01-18 00:22:12 +0000 UTC]

oh look! another luggage joke

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ItsRawb In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 00:43:05 +0000 UTC]

.....

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Irotciv In reply to ??? [2013-01-17 23:52:58 +0000 UTC]

"Death by Snoo-Snoo!!!"

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CPLJohnner In reply to Irotciv [2013-01-18 02:04:43 +0000 UTC]

You killed me.XD
gotta love Futurama.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Irotciv [2013-01-17 23:56:36 +0000 UTC]

someone made that joke already

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Irotciv In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 00:01:43 +0000 UTC]

yea... i noticed right after i made it.
that baggage joke has gotta be the best one made, though. XD

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Irotciv [2013-01-18 00:04:26 +0000 UTC]

or a small dog joke

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Irotciv In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 00:09:09 +0000 UTC]

i've never had a pet, so i didn't even think of that. 8D

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jamesgunner123 In reply to ??? [2013-01-17 23:48:24 +0000 UTC]

....lucky boy....super jealous...X3

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to jamesgunner123 [2013-01-17 23:56:44 +0000 UTC]

of what

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jamesgunner123 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 01:22:12 +0000 UTC]

...of his situation....I would like to take that ride....>=3

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to jamesgunner123 [2013-01-18 01:41:02 +0000 UTC]

you couldnt possibly handle someone as big as her, let alone satisfy

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jamesgunner123 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 04:27:22 +0000 UTC]

...perhaps not...*heroic pose*....but dammit man, I have to TRY....X3

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to jamesgunner123 [2013-01-18 04:44:25 +0000 UTC]

no you dont

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Struffert20 In reply to ??? [2013-01-17 23:46:20 +0000 UTC]

Rico... Good luck

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Struffert20 [2013-01-17 23:47:20 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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Struffert20 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-17 23:51:26 +0000 UTC]

No prob... You're gonna need it.... For your pelvis's sake

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dadu79 In reply to ??? [2013-01-17 23:41:47 +0000 UTC]

rip ricos manhood.

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to dadu79 [2013-01-17 23:42:07 +0000 UTC]

it will still be there

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dadu79 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-17 23:52:16 +0000 UTC]

depends xP is she feeling frisky?

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to dadu79 [2013-01-17 23:56:12 +0000 UTC]

as long as she isnt on top and flopping her ass up and down on him hes cool

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dadu79 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 00:06:10 +0000 UTC]

thats suicide man!"

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to dadu79 [2013-01-18 00:08:01 +0000 UTC]

i know thats why i said as long as shes not doing that

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dadu79 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 00:10:39 +0000 UTC]

if shes strip teasing? :3

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to dadu79 [2013-01-18 00:21:38 +0000 UTC]

going down gently is another thing

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dadu79 In reply to Omnoproxyl337 [2013-01-18 00:22:34 +0000 UTC]

xP

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Amana07 In reply to ??? [2013-01-17 23:39:40 +0000 UTC]

Death by SNU SNU!!!

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Omnoproxyl337 In reply to Amana07 [2013-01-17 23:40:37 +0000 UTC]

:I

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