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Omnoproxyl337 — On a scale of 1 to brick...
Published: 2014-06-29 08:27:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 10024; Favourites: 285; Downloads: 0
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How hard did would you shit yourself waking up to this image... and as the bass gets dropped she disappears without a trace. (ever since she figured out how to teleport with her biotic power shes been abusing it maliciously)this is just one instance of the depth of insanity this Turian has had messing with people. mostly shepard...
See she has had a run in with the reapers and ALMOST got indoctrinated though somehow through a sheer force of will or pure luck it didn't take and she regained her flesh and blood back, only remanence of it was her neon blue eyes, boosted Biotic power of which she mostly uses for causing (mostly harmless) mischief at the citadel and... mental scarring which resulted in her state of mind as is now.
Azzax is... spontaneous, god forbid she actually takes thing seriously and becomes a mercenary... *shutters*
on a side note i still think Haruko's english voice from Fooly Cooly would be perfect for this bag of crazy Turian woman.
SSSSTAYYY RIGHT THEEEREE... IM GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL AAAALL BETTER!!
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oh... well. she would be a really annoying boss battle because she teleports like everywhere...
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I always hated Banshee.... Imagine that :S (also will be ragequit point for players in multiplayer :3 (even more if she kill you with a bass guitar) ) But it will be kind a sweet death
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or anything she can pick up and hit you with or throw at you
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Throw a pillow 
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i think the weapon thing is better
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But the pillow will be more unexpected.
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throws pillow in the face, teleports and kicks in the nuts. critical hit.
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That it will not work against "Destroyer N7" :S He is got nuts defence system img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20… :3
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maybe not with her foot... but maybe a sledge hammer
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And anyway, as a teammate she will be much way better and usefull (much way better at all, because default teammates probably completely useless and doing nothing in Singleplayer)
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probably, but then again itd be a horrible idea to invite her since she is so spontaneous and you never know what she will do
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Maybe she will give you more ideas for planning stuff, some kind inspiration object (wut). More unexpected for enemies. Anyway, at least she will be doing something... I will be more happy of that.
So as we know she can teleports like... everywhere... She will be great close combat recon with a sledge hummer (just in case if someone have a balls of steel or NDS "Nuts Defence System"). Making diversion stuff, like adding salt instead of sugar (very mean and actually... salty, no one likes drink tea with a salt, even more on a war.) And it's only one of hundreds things that she can do. You just only need to make her "spontaneous" more ehm "free".
sorry if you don't get it.
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she could, she is a brilliant tacticianist. and a sledge hammer isnt her first weapon of choice, thatd be a knife, or a metal bat that is slightly bent from being used to hit stuff often. and dear god dont let her have sweets she is hyper enough as it is
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See? Now we've got nice unique teammate. You just need to know where (how) to "use" this teammate.
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to make some people a little bit more angry, because someone just added salt into my sweet tea. I wonder who was that....
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I am 90% Zombie when waking up in the morning, so I have no idea if I would even comprehend what I was looking at.
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the bass has been dropped
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with the kids sing out the future~
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and there my reference to the FLCL song "little busters" goes to hell
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better luck next time
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i would be scared but smile say hello sexy then vanish into the shadows lol
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i highly doubt that, either that or the human race is slowly devolving
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seems like the proper team mate for the next mass effect game
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that would be pretty cool actually
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I don't think she would work for an alarm clock substitute.
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and so she says "WAKE YO ASS UP NIGGA"
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But I JUST got into bed!
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Honestly I'd say 1 and brick. Those eyes and expression would have me thinking brick and then further down that under boob and waistline would have me at 1. Talk about internal conflict.
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well, think of it from a different standpoint. if you wake up to a complete stranger about to hit you in the face and the disappear right before it hits you, i seriously think checking her out would be the last thing in mind
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After she disappeared though and the shock was gone you'd have that image to reflect on then in apparent safety ^.^
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