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one-of-the-Clayr — The Unbearable Truth 01

Published: 2006-11-28 22:13:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 53596; Favourites: 520; Downloads: 1
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Description EDIT: I got tired of seeing this devID all weird-sized on my page, so I fooled with the res and dimensions to see if that would help. Sometimes dA is so annoying . . .

I wanted to do something fun for myself today, so here's another quickie tablet devID. The theme is: "THE UNBEARABLE TRUTH!!!" I figured I would give out one secret about me in these things every now and then, so I hope you enjoy Naruto characters abusing me for a change . . .

And unfortunately, what happened with the nurse is a true story. Except for Gaara. I told her my driver's license even said I was 5'0" and she said that I shouldn't lie on my license! I'm still closer to 5'0" than 4'11" though . . . I think . . .
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to ??? [2007-05-14 16:57:58 +0000 UTC]

Yes, we will! Let's go stomp all over the really little people! *has already forgotten she used to be short*

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darkmangachick In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-05-14 17:15:22 +0000 UTC]

*stomps all over the short ones... except kiba, cause he's sexy*

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to darkmangachick [2007-05-14 17:21:17 +0000 UTC]

Yes, he is. Let's spare the lives of the sexy short ones!

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darkmangachick In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-05-14 17:36:06 +0000 UTC]

*saves the sexy ones, kills all others with our stomping feet of doooooooom!*

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thetimperor [2007-04-25 13:46:33 +0000 UTC]

my bro is 13 and hes about 6 feet tall

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to thetimperor [2007-05-14 06:25:44 +0000 UTC]

That's terrible! Wow! How does he feel about being so tall at that age?! I couldn't imagine . . .

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Hebi-R In reply to ??? [2007-04-25 04:53:13 +0000 UTC]

I feel your pain. I am also 5'0", and I only wish I had a ninja to KILL those who use my head as an armrest. (Bleeping tall friends and family members) I make myself feel better by putting 5' 1" on all documents. It helps ease the pain.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Hebi-R [2007-05-14 06:29:00 +0000 UTC]

I lie about my height all the time too. Especially if I'm around grade-schoolers who are taller! How is it fair that they can be the same height as I am when they're only ten?!

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Aquarius21294 In reply to ??? [2007-04-17 04:50:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha you're short! *cough.5'4.cough* XD Just kidding. NOT! Just kidding, for real.

And Shikamaru's so mean! Who wants to wear Naruto's jammies with all those Ramen stains on them? XD

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Aquarius21294 [2007-04-17 06:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I know. I need taller heels and shorter friends!

And yeah! He could have just given me something out of his drawer! Now I'll smell like ramen in the morning too . . .

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Jill-Allden In reply to ??? [2007-04-11 19:45:10 +0000 UTC]

i'm 15 years old and 5'2" and i get teased alot by my friends i like being short, i get really bad vertigo

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Jill-Allden [2007-04-12 02:24:26 +0000 UTC]

I just want to stop hemming my jeans. I'd like to buy them off the rack! Four or five inches to my height would take care of that problem . . . is that too much to ask? Ah, but at least you like being short . . . Oh, and hey! Thanks for faving the Sand Sibs #3!

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Jill-Allden In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-04-12 09:48:04 +0000 UTC]

no probs, the pics are so funny ^^
dont you have a petite section? in some shops in the UK, you can get clothes specially for people 5'2" and under

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Jill-Allden [2007-04-15 05:53:26 +0000 UTC]

It's ridiculous, but even the pants in the petite section can be too long! I think that the petite pants have a minimum 28-inch inseam, and I think my inseam is 23 inches. Annoying . . .

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Jill-Allden In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-04-15 17:06:49 +0000 UTC]

0o;;



you could take them up?

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lovethepimphand In reply to ??? [2007-04-08 21:54:45 +0000 UTC]

Well, hey at least you're not freakishly tall!
I'm a 15 year old girl and I'm 5' 11".

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to lovethepimphand [2007-04-21 06:06:07 +0000 UTC]

Ah, we're two extremes then. Except I stopped growing before I was 15. I've been this height since eighth grade, I think.

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DanUchiha130 In reply to ??? [2007-04-07 04:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Man.... Your taller than me.... 3 in. to be exact.....

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to DanUchiha130 [2007-04-08 06:13:26 +0000 UTC]

But you're still going to grow, right? I'm never growing again . . . ever . . .

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DanUchiha130 In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-04-08 22:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... I hope... and you know ? She's like... 5' 4 or something.... Short people rule

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LilMis In reply to ??? [2007-04-06 23:50:55 +0000 UTC]

I sorta feel your pain..The docter said im only gonna get to 5'2 and im already 5'2!! So when ever people see me they always have to remind me that im gonna be this way for the rest of my life...great now im depressed....

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to LilMis [2007-04-08 06:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Augh! Cruel taller people . . . I only have shrinkage to look forward to . . .

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Kikyo-the-Thief [2007-03-27 02:11:42 +0000 UTC]

If it makes you feel better, I'm five feet tall too!

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Kikyo-the-Thief [2007-03-27 04:31:22 +0000 UTC]

It will only make me feel better if I know you're not going to grow either!

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Kikyo-the-Thief In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-27 20:12:40 +0000 UTC]

Well then, good news! According to my doctor, I'm not going to grow anymore! XD

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Kikyo-the-Thief [2007-04-05 20:51:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry for being happy for another short person, but I am! We'll be little people together!

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Kikyo-the-Thief In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-04-05 21:46:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! Little people unite! XD

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Gaara-fan In reply to ??? [2007-03-26 21:47:49 +0000 UTC]

I'll trade you. I'm 5'10".

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Gaara-fan [2007-03-27 05:19:10 +0000 UTC]

Hey! How about we compromise and each take 5 inches! That would be so awesome!

*goes off to pretend she's almost 5.5 feet tall . . .*

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Gaara-fan In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-27 17:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Good plan.

*goes off to pretend she's not nearly six feet tall*

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PsychoLornie In reply to ??? [2007-03-26 17:29:16 +0000 UTC]

Awwh! Cute... I'm 5''4 : DDD

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to PsychoLornie [2007-03-26 17:38:01 +0000 UTC]

5'4"? Aaargh! I must find taller shoes or shorter friends . . . But thank you!

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PsychoLornie In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-26 17:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Hehe. You'll grow one day! Taller than all other people!

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shunshuu In reply to ??? [2007-03-18 20:25:05 +0000 UTC]

I'm 5'6". Be thankful you're so short. Guys think it's cute. (Or at least as far as I can tell)

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to shunshuu [2007-03-19 03:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Ack! It's the cuteness that I can't stand! I'll never be badass because even that gets an "Aww, look at the little girl trying to be tough . . . so cute . . ."

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shunshuu In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-19 21:06:54 +0000 UTC]

Pff. You have been pff'd.
Everywhere I go, everyone immediately ASSUMES that I'm badass just cause I'm so effing tall.
...and my hair is purple. That might make them think things.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to shunshuu [2007-03-20 17:39:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I love purple hair . . . I had purple hair once . . . and orange hair . . . But again, all I got was "CUTE!!!" And yes, I need to be pff'd once in a while . . .

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shunshuu In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-20 20:44:30 +0000 UTC]

PFF PFF PFF PFF PFF.
Omigawd, purple hair isn't 'original' anymore! No, no, no...
And now I'm gonna change my siggy to 'Pff.'

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Nymphadorena In reply to ??? [2007-03-16 05:52:13 +0000 UTC]

LOLZNESH 8D. i'm 13 and 5'4
i love your comic here. it's awshum

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Nymphadorena [2007-03-16 13:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thank you! I finally had to take it down though . . . I was getting all depressed by the taller people out there . . . I'll never grow again!

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Nymphadorena In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-16 18:14:21 +0000 UTC]

lolz yesh you will 8D!
how old are you?

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Nymphadorena [2007-03-16 19:53:20 +0000 UTC]

I'm out of college! I'm an official adult! No more growing for me! Just working and shrinking in my future!

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Nymphadorena In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-17 01:54:48 +0000 UTC]

mm..........wear a hat to look taller XD

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Onali12 In reply to ??? [2007-03-14 04:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Hey! I'm 12 and I'm 5'0"

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Onali12 [2007-03-15 05:27:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm no longer 12 and I'm shorter than you! I should just start wearing platform shoes all the time . . .

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Onali12 In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-15 23:14:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm so sorry for u! T-T.My sis is 15 and she is 5'2" I'm catching up to her.

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Onali12 In reply to Onali12 [2007-03-15 23:18:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah how old are then?

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Onali12 [2007-03-16 14:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Out of college old! But because of my height, I still get mistaken for being in fifth grade sometimes! Seventh grade too!

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Onali12 In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-16 15:10:08 +0000 UTC]

My cousin is graduating from university and she's still 5'2".

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optional-toaster In reply to ??? [2007-03-09 00:21:06 +0000 UTC]

AHAH! I'm taller than Naruto! ^^

Short people unite... I'm 4'11"... xDD;;

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