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Published: 2006-11-28 22:13:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 53596; Favourites: 520; Downloads: 1
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Description EDIT: I got tired of seeing this devID all weird-sized on my page, so I fooled with the res and dimensions to see if that would help. Sometimes dA is so annoying . . .

I wanted to do something fun for myself today, so here's another quickie tablet devID. The theme is: "THE UNBEARABLE TRUTH!!!" I figured I would give out one secret about me in these things every now and then, so I hope you enjoy Naruto characters abusing me for a change . . .

And unfortunately, what happened with the nurse is a true story. Except for Gaara. I told her my driver's license even said I was 5'0" and she said that I shouldn't lie on my license! I'm still closer to 5'0" than 4'11" though . . . I think . . .
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 03:29:29 +0000 UTC]

They certainly aren't! *believes this totally* Although the occasional eye-candy is nice . . . Mmm . . . candy . . .

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AJTalon In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 05:36:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL, true. I certainly don't look for women to date based on how big their breasts are. Sure, it catches a guy's attention, but so does a traffic accident.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to AJTalon [2006-11-30 04:08:14 +0000 UTC]

You better not! Check out the rear view too! What am I saying? I'm the worst thing to happen to women power, I swear . . .

And traffic accident . . . hehehe . . .

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UbaFoxy In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-04-27 01:01:28 +0000 UTC]

wow you too are soo funny *faves* i luff you two!

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AJTalon In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-30 15:29:25 +0000 UTC]

Heh. Well, it seemed an appropriate analogy.

(rolls his eyes) Seriously, men and women need to recognize that, more than anything else, they compliment eachother. Together they are stronger than they are apart. And usually happier when they see this. So the idea of "women's power", of women being better than men simply because they are women, makes little sense. It's still sexism, only from the other side, which isn't fair to anyone. So yeah, I guess I'm old fashioned too when it comes to women. They deserve all the same rights as men, but shouldn't be "more equal" than men, ala "Animal Farm."

(smirk) If you insist, then yeah, rear view too. What, I'm a guy! Not like you don't check out cute guy's asses.

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ShikamaruSama In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 01:43:44 +0000 UTC]

That's you? LOL Or a symbolic representation of you?

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to ShikamaruSama [2006-11-29 01:51:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's basically me only much cuter! I usually wear my hair pulled back or in pigtails because that's the only way to keep it out of my face when I run. And it's no longer red like my ava anymore. I let the natural color come back because red hair's a b**** to maintain!

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iMmoRtaLfrEnD704 In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 01:41:15 +0000 UTC]

lol. That's hilarious. I'm 4'11" too! And I'm 13! Shikamaru! lol.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to iMmoRtaLfrEnD704 [2006-11-29 01:53:15 +0000 UTC]

Yay . . . until you outgrow me!!! I never had a growth spurt! How unfair is that?

And Shikamaru . . . he's my favorite character, so he gets all the good lines . . .

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FotoPhreakGurl In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 00:54:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm exactly 5'0''. Constantly the butt of short jokes back in HS.
Why is it that the majority of my friends are over 5'8''? I'm seriously the shortest one!
Good to know Naruto was 4'9'' WAIT! He was 12...when I was 12 I was way shorter....
We short people must unite and inherit the earth!!!
Also "Please don't abuse my power"

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to FotoPhreakGurl [2006-11-29 01:01:50 +0000 UTC]

Ah, so many lovely shorties!!!

Gah, HS was awful. My brother's second grade teacher thought I was a fifth grader at the elementary school when I picked him up from school once. She reamed me out for not being in class! She didn't believe me when I told her I was 17 . . .

And yeah, ALL the genin would have totally pwned me when I was 12. 4'2" tall. At the END of sixth grade. *still dying*

Indeed! Unite against the Longshanks, ye Hobbits! Oi!

Thanks for enjoying my cartoon confessional . . . and Gaara WOULD say that to me too, damn him . . .

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FotoPhreakGurl In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 17:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Stoopid teacher! In jr high, our graduation seating arrangement was sorted by HEIGHT, not name, and take a good guess at who was in the 2nd row? Grrr...
My 15 year old brother is taller than me! And I'm 5 years older than him! It's really hard to stand up to him if he's being a jerk because it's all "LISTEN YOU!" :looks straight up: "Yea, i'm talking to you!"
But in numbers we short people can take him down.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to FotoPhreakGurl [2006-11-30 03:03:44 +0000 UTC]

Ah, same problem! I have two younger brothers and a younger sister, ALL taller, even though my sister is 5'1" and still counts as a shortie. I'm the family midget. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they made me a sign to hang on my chair that says "Family Midget." Must . . . repress . . . urge to . . . kill . . .

Oh, I hear ya. We little uns got to get organized. Take them down. Take them ALL down!!! Starting with the ankles!!!

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UbaFoxy In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-04-27 00:58:54 +0000 UTC]

*cough* *cough* yeah for evry tall person...it would take like 4 of you midgets to take us 'down' and even then we'd probably just stand up and you'd fall down

but i love your work so it doesn't matter how tall you are

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natsuki9surei In reply to UbaFoxy [2010-05-07 22:55:02 +0000 UTC]

haha! i'm with ya there!
BWAHAHAHAHHA!!! eh, but that's okay. my bff is half a head shorter than me and my younger sister, who's taller than me, one of her friends is 4' 11 and 16 years old. her other friend is a head shorter than me. her and my sister are 15.
but yeah, don't worry, being short has it's advantages. Like, you don't have to look for another freakishly tall person to date. -__-

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to UbaFoxy [2007-05-13 06:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Waaaa . . . I guess I'll just have to resort to hitting what's within reach for me . . . Better wear knee pads and cover the family jewels . . .

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Death-N-Decay In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-06-10 07:18:21 +0000 UTC]

Gnaw on his ankles and go for the Knee caps!

Cut off the legs and they'll be shorter!

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Raiyna In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 00:34:26 +0000 UTC]

Omg, poor you. XD But, you're taller than me, so don't feel so bad~ I like this, the art is really cute. x3 And you had an original idea, w00t~ *faves*

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Raiyna [2006-11-29 00:42:52 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I don't meet many people shorter than I am! You're my new best friend. Seriously.

Aw, thanks for liking the art! I just wanted to play with my tablet, so I didn't even bother with hands or actual feet! And if I'm careful, most of my spilled "secrets" won't scare people away! Thanks for the fave!!!

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MissSelarne In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 00:03:39 +0000 UTC]

HA! I'm 5'4"!! Though I would like to be taller...

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to MissSelarne [2006-11-29 00:47:27 +0000 UTC]







I tried really hard to reach 5'0"! ('course, I don't know how you can *try* but anyway . . .) I just think that being 4 feet something is . . . like a whole other freakish category of shortness! God, I envy you.

But I still you anyway . . .

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MissSelarne In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 17:53:56 +0000 UTC]

YAY me!

But I know people, who are short, and want to be SHORTER! Thems some strange people...

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to MissSelarne [2006-11-30 02:54:56 +0000 UTC]

Wha . . . ? Who are these freaks? Why would they want to work for a circus sideshow?!

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Sehvrin In reply to ??? [2006-11-28 23:21:10 +0000 UTC]

Very nice

It's good to be pretty short (ok, I'm a bit longer than you (160 centimeters (or 5'2")) but it's easier to be short than to be to long, at least it seems so to me )

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Sehvrin [2006-11-29 00:55:01 +0000 UTC]

Sehv!!!

Thanks for liking! Ah, I guess it might be okay to be short, but I get tired of not being able to reach things! And I'm the smallest person in my family even though I'm the second oldest!

Wah, I want your extra three inches . . .

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Sehvrin In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 06:41:16 +0000 UTC]

O.o;; Eeep, don't steel my inches....

I'm also shorterst in my family and I'm the second oldest of my siblings (and second youngest ) Being short means that you can get people do things for you (but I agree it's a little annoying to not reach things, but there's (almost) always chairs )

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Sehvrin [2006-11-30 03:54:37 +0000 UTC]

So . . . you're not going to give me any inches, I'm guessing . . .

Yes, reaching things is a horrible problem! You're right . . . I have used people to get things for me, but more often than I would like to admit, I have been hoisted, piggybacked, and shouldered by said people. I need some amazing shoes . . .

And I'm second of five kids, so the three of us middlers stick together. But I think the other two go off and laugh at me sometimes . . .

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Hazmanian-Devil In reply to ??? [2006-11-28 22:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahha!
Shikamaru is so mean, getting a cold is not the only result of crying naked.
I should know I tried it once....

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Happieh In reply to Hazmanian-Devil [2008-06-30 12:39:09 +0000 UTC]

i once rolled in a puddle almost nekkid... does that count?
i got a cold after anyway though

and im 15 and 5'8"
and almost anorexic

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Hazmanian-Devil [2006-11-29 01:07:37 +0000 UTC]

Wah, what *happened* to you? Don't make me guess . . .

And no more crying nekkid!!!

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JakinXD In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2007-03-10 08:12:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm 12 and I'm 5'2

oooooooh

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MewEllyAzura In reply to JakinXD [2010-01-31 05:25:44 +0000 UTC]

watever!!! im 16 and im only 5'2!!!






I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

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Yacio In reply to JakinXD [2007-04-09 04:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Im 11 12 soon and Im 5'3/5'4

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UbaFoxy In reply to Yacio [2007-04-27 00:53:51 +0000 UTC]

im 20 and i'm 6'1"

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Yacio In reply to UbaFoxy [2007-04-27 15:02:37 +0000 UTC]

well your 20 lol

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BrainMagMo In reply to Yacio [2007-05-27 06:09:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm 15 & 5'10'! ^^

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natsuki9surei In reply to BrainMagMo [2010-05-07 22:43:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm 17 and 5'11. glad to know there are other tall peoplez out there. =^-^=

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Yacio In reply to BrainMagMo [2007-05-27 15:40:04 +0000 UTC]

wow...

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nikkissippi121 In reply to Yacio [2007-07-09 15:23:44 +0000 UTC]

I'm 12 and 5'3"

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Blomsterhumlan In reply to nikkissippi121 [2008-08-09 11:27:13 +0000 UTC]

17 and 170cm (thats 5'7")

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EmoKittenKat In reply to nikkissippi121 [2007-09-23 17:11:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm 14 and i'm 5'1... i stopped growing last year!!! >.<

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the-lion-queen In reply to EmoKittenKat [2008-12-16 03:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Im 14 and Im only 4'8- Im /shorter/ than Gaara! LOL xD;

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EmoKittenKat In reply to the-lion-queen [2008-12-17 02:31:21 +0000 UTC]

oh mah geez! I don't even remember when i poseted that comment! XD lol
actually, that would've been at least a year ago?
I'm 15 & I'm still 5'1" DX

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the-lion-queen In reply to EmoKittenKat [2008-12-17 02:40:45 +0000 UTC]

lol Yeah, I kinda noticed it's been a while... Oh well. xD;


That sucks. D:

I hope I dont stop growing now. It's hard being a midget. gjhgjhgk ;___;

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EmoKittenKat In reply to the-lion-queen [2008-12-19 11:40:26 +0000 UTC]

XDXDXD lol

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WinterChick111 In reply to nikkissippi121 [2007-09-01 00:57:08 +0000 UTC]

lucky, I'm 15 and 4'11"

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kikory3 In reply to nikkissippi121 [2007-08-02 03:13:21 +0000 UTC]

i'm 13 almost 14 and 5'1'' *feeling short*
but my grandma's old and she's 4'9'' atleast i'm taller than someone in my familly

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Yacio In reply to nikkissippi121 [2007-07-21 17:20:17 +0000 UTC]

serioues? cool hahahhahahah.

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