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Me: *shoots Starscreams other heel* There, now they're even!!
Starscream: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
Me: NOPE!!!! NOT KIDDIN'!!!!
Predaking: And the autobots think we're evil!?
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Me: HAHA!! Now you look like a mech Starscream!!!
Starscream: SHUT.THE.FRAG.UP!!
Me: NO YOU SHUT THE FRAG UP!!!
Starscream: NO YOU SHUT THE FRAG UP!!!
Me: YOU FEMME!!
Starscream: INSANE WEIRD FLESHLING!!!
Me: THANK YOU!!!
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Starscream: THAT WASN'T A COMPLEMENT!!!
Me: FOR US IT IS!!!
Starscream: IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO INSULT YOU!?!
Me: NOPE!!! *shoots the tip off Starscreams crest*
Starscream: REALLY!?!?
Me: *aims at Starscreams face* YEAH, REALLY!!!!
Starscream: Alright, I guess it's really.
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Me: *also aims at Starscream's face* MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Starscream: I hate you both so much...
Me: WE HATE YOU TOO SCREAMETTE!!
Starscream: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
Me: IT'S A FREE FREAKING COUNTRY!!! YOU DECEPTICONS MESSED WIT THE WRONG PLANET!! DUMBASSES!!!
Megatron: WHY DID WE COME HEREΒ IN THE FIRST PLACE!?! WE SHOULD'VE JUST LET THE INSANE HUMANS TAKE CARE OF THE AUTOBOTS!!!
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Me: YOUR IDEA, YOUR FAULT!!!!
Starscream: She does have a point, Lord Megatron is the reason we're even on this miserable planet!
Megatron: I WILL KILL YOU, STARSCREAM!!!!
Starscream: AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! *runs*
Megatron: GET BACK HERE!!! *chases after Starscream*
Me: Sweet! We've started to turn them against each other!
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Me: HELL YEAH!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Knockout: I agree with Starscream...
Megatron: YOU'LL DIE WITH HIM THAN!!!
Knockout: NOOO!!! I DISAGREE WITH HIM!!
Me: *starts recording wit camera* This is too funny
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Me: Send me the video, will ya?
Megatron: *stops chasing Starscream* I'M COMING AFTER YOU TWO!!!! *shoots and destroys our jet and tank*
Me: NNNOOOWWW!!! OUR STUFF!!!
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Me: It's okay....MUAHAHAHA!!
Knockout: I have a very bad feeling about why she is laughing like that...
Me: I HAVE A HUNDRED MORE TANKS!!! *hundred tanks appear*
Megatron: I HATE HUMANS!!!
Me: AND I HATE MECHS AND FEMMES WHOM ENDANGER THE BEAUTIFUL PLANET OF EARTH!!!*gets in one tank*
Knockout and Starscream: WE ARE NOT FEMMES!!!!
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Me: TELL THAT TO YOUR LOOKS!!!
Megatron: You don't have a weapon
Me: .....Aw, scrap. *runs*
Knockout: Why can't she use a tank?
Me: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE ONE!!!
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Me: DON'T WORRY!! JUST PRESS THE HUGE RED BUTTON ON THE CONSOLE!!! IT TURNS THE TANK INTO AUTOMATIC MODE!!! MUAHAHAA!!!
Megatron: WHY ARE YOU HUMANS SO SMART!?
Me: *puts on lab coat* You see, Mega-Dork, it's called evolution, we evolve, you idiots end up here, and place Mother Earth in danger, we Humans kick your metal asses back to high hell!!!
Megatron: You lost me at Mother Earth...AND STOP WITH THOSE NAMES!!!
Me: NEVAH!! FREE PLANET!!!
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Soundwave: *records you* NEVAH!!
Me: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?!?
Soundwave: *different voices* Not telling
Me: WTF!?
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Me: HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S SLENDERWAVE!!! I NEED TO CALL IN ARTILLERY!!! I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!
Knockout: You could always call the Auto-
Megatron: *punches knockout* SHUT UP! DON'T GIVE THE INSANE HUMANS ANY IDEAS!!!
Me: The Autobots, Psh, they're useless by now, Plus, We humans don't need the Autobots to help us, we gots our own Army and Military!!! And I just called in Artillery!!
Predaking: Artillery?
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Me: *sigh* Reinforcements...idiot
Predaking: SHUT UP!!
Me: YOU SHUT UP!! *aims cannon at Predakings face*
Predaking: Shutting up now
Soundwave:
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Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *grabs laser pointer and points it at Megatron's head*
Megatron: What the frag are you doing?
Me: Telling the artillery people where to shoot, so if you could hold still for a sec....
Megatron: NUU!!!*tries running*
Me: *continues to point laser at Megs* LOL
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Me: I'll help. *takes out laser pointer and aims at Knockout*
Knockout: NUUUUU!!!!! MY FINISH!!!!! *runs*
Me: GET BACK HERE, YOU OVERGROWN CHERRY!!! *keeps on pointing laser at KO*
Soundwave:
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Me: Lol, this is more entertaining than staring at a wall...
Starscream: Of course it's more entertaining than looking at a wall...
Me: IS THAT SARCASM I HEAR?!*points laser at Starscream*
Starscream: N-no, I was just saying!!
Me: Good *points laser at Megatron again*
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Me: Hey, they're here! HEY ARTILLERY GUYS, AIM FOR THE FEMME WITH THE WINGS!!
Starscream: Please, they know I'm not a femme *get shot at by artillery* OW! THAT FRAGGING HURTS!!
Artillery guy: Shut up Femme! By the way Moon, we brought you a jet!
Me: YES!! *gets in jet*
Decepticons: NO!!
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Me: YAY!!!! FIRE AT WILL!! *starts firing*
Megatron: HOW THE FRAG DID YOU EVEN GET THESE WEAPONS!?
Me: Mai mom was a sergeant in the Army, so she taught me how to drive tank, fire it, and reload!!!
Megatron: I HATE THIS PLANET!!!
Me: WELL, WE HATE YOU TOO!!!!
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Knockout: HOW THE FRAG DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY A JET!?!
Me: My dad was a fighter pilot, so he taught me the same thing as Vectors mom taught her, except with a jet!!!
Predaking: RIGHT NOW I WISH I WAS NEVER CREATED!!!
Me: WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ON DAT!!!
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Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Predaking: HOW DID THE AUTOBOTS MANAGE TO SURVIVE THESE INSANE HUMAN BEINGS!?
Me: *puts on lab coat again* Imma go all Shockwave on your asses, anyways, the only way The Autobots survived here for so long was because they didn't put Mother Earth in danger, unlike you dumbass!!
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Me: *puts on lab coat* It is only logical for humans not attack the Autobots because they defend Mother Earth, not destroy it, fragger!!
Megatron: Once again, you lost me at Mother Earth.
Me:*sighs* Mother Earth is the planet, moron
Megatron: I AM NOT A MORON!!!!
Me: YEAH, YA ARE!!!!! *aims at Megatrons head*
Megatron: Alright, I'm a moron
Soundwave:
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Me: Lol, Meg-moron!!
Megatron: STOP WITH THOSE NAMES!!!
Me: NEVAH!! and Soundwave.....You're a ass-kisser...
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Soundwave: *mixes me and your voices* Vector-You're a ass-.
Me: She speaks the truth. You're too loyal to not be one.
Soundwave: *mixes voices* Moon-You're a ass-too.
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Me: Am not!! It's not like we are the ones kissing Megatron's ass all the time...
Soundwave:*mixesΒ voices*Β I AM NOT AN ASS KISSER!!!
Me: You are, It is so true, you need to yell it out!!!
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Soundwave: *your voice* NEVAH!!!
Me: NEVAH'S OVER!!! SAY IT *aims at Soundwaves face*
Soundwave: ......I AM AN ASS KISSER!!!
Me: *turns jet away* LOL!!! I video taped that!!! Can anyone say BLACKMAIL!?
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Me: ULTIMATE BLACKMAIL!!!
Soundwave: *in Megatron's voice* I regret landing here..
Me: Than why did you choose to land here? Dumbasses..
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Me: Idiots
Cons: Stupid fleshies
Me: What was that? *has artillery guys surround cons with jets and tanks*
Cons: NOTHING!!
Me: That's what I thought
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Me: Lol!! Cons are so scared of Humans!!!
Megatron: Am not!!!
Me: Are too!! I can always kill you idiots with our military!!
Starscream: She does have a point....
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Megatron: Shut up, Starscream!
Starscream: As you wish, Lord Megatron
Soundwave: *mixes voices* And you say I'm the ass kisser?
Me: You have a point there
Starscream: SHUT UP!
Soundwave: *mixes voices* YOU SHUT UP! *releases Laserbeak and has her attack Starscreams head*
Starscream: OOOWWW!!! THAT FRAGGING HURTS!!!
Soundwave: *anonymous voice* Good
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Me: Lol!!! *records*
Laserbeak: *mysteriously destroys mai phone*
Me: WHAT THE HELL!!? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COSTS!!? NOW YOU SHALL PAY!!! FIRE AT WILL!!!!
Knockout: Scrap...
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Megatron: We will die
Me: That's the point, retard
Megatron: I have no idea what you just said, I don't understand humans
Me: You'd have to be one to understand humans. MUAHAHAHAHAH! *zaps cons with an invention*
Starscream: What did you do!?
Me: I just turned you into humans.
Knockout: Great, just great! What's ne- *gasp* SOUNDWAVE HAS A FACE!!!!
Soundwave: O_o *feels face* O-O
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Me: LOL!! Soundwave has a face!!!*pulls out a phone, takes another pic, and uploads it on Facebook*
Soundwave: S-shut up!!
Me: And he stuttered too!!!
Mai Cat: *appears out of nowhere* Mew~
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Me: Okay, 2 things. 1: Soundwave can speak too. COOL!! 2: Where the hell did the cat come from!?
Soundwave: Why can't I mix voices like I used to?
Me: *puts on lab coat again* You see, Soundwave. The human biology of the vocal cords only allows you to produce one sound vibration from the pharinx, which is the scientific term for throat.
Knockout: Who are you!? Shockwave!?
Cat: Mew~
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Me: Dis be mai Cat, Kitty-Chan!! Say ''Hello'' Kitty-Chan!!
Kitty-Chan: *turns to human form* Hi!
Knockout: PRIMUS IT TALKS!!!!
Kitty-Chan: That's hurtful....
Me: Lol *put on Lab coat* and yes, We may be as smart, or smarter, than Shockwave!!
Shockwave: ILLOGICAL!!!
Me: YOUR FACE IS ILLOGICAL!!!!
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Shockwave: ONCE AGAIN, ILLOGICAL!!!!
Me: You know what's illogical? The fact that you have one good eye in human or cybertronian form. You have a frikkin' eyepatch!!
Kitty-Chan: Yeah Dude, it's creepy.
Shockwave: Now that I think about it, you three are illogical.
You, Kitty-Chan, Me: That's hurtful..... B***h
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Me: Biyotch please! We humans are *does a twirl* FABULOUS!!!
Knockout: and you call me the femme..
Me: I get to act like a femme because I am a female!! Thank you very much! But you and starscream are too...
Starscream and Knockout: WE.ARE.NOT.FEMMES!!
Kitty-chan: and remember that one time the other humans thought Soundwave was a-
Soundwave: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT TIME!!!
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Me: Say it, say it! I literally forgot
Soundwave: Yeah, I have a better idea. How 'bout not.
Me: What do you know? One of the quiet ones turns out to be one of the sarcastic ones!
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Kitty-Chan: That one time-
Soundwave: SHUT UP!!
Kitty-Chan: The other humans were trying to get that relic from the museum-
Soundwave: SHUT-
Kitty-Chan: and while they were about to escape, they mistaked Soundwave as Arcee, so Soundwave does look like a femme also...
Soundwave: I DO NOT!!!!
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Me: Oh, yeah! Now I remember! Apparently you do look like a femme, like Knockout and Starscream!
Soundwave, Knockout, Starscream: WE. ARE. MECHS!!
Shockwave: Actually, you are called men.
Me: Well put, Shockwave
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Me: Well played Shockwave!! Well played...
Kitty-Chan: But you guys do look like females....
Me: and Starscream?
Starscream: WHAT!?
Me: You're even wearing Heels as a human....
Starscream: *looks at feet realizes he's wearing heels, than glares at me* THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!
Me: It does, it proves that you're a fashionista!!!!
Kitty-Chan: BUUURRRNN!!!!
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Me: Here Starscream, I found a pair of black high tops you can wear.
Starscream: Thank you. *puts on high tops* Perfect fit! Though they feel strange.
Me: They feel strange because they're flat! By the way, those are MINE!
Starscream: What!?
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *rolling on ground laughing, even Shockwave!*
Starscream: NOT FUNNY!!
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Me: Dear glob.....Too funny, Starscream!!!
Starscream: SHUT UP!!!!
Kitty-Chan: Don't fight it Starscream.....You knew you were a femme at birth....You too Knockout and Soundwave..
Soundwave and Knockout: SHUT UP!!!!
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Me: YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!
Knockout: What are you gonna do, shoot us with one of your pathetic guns?
Me: No............ I'm gonna shoot you with this gun. *aims machine gun at their faces*
Soundwave: ......Nice weapon
Me: Thanks! Speaking of weapons, what happened to Laserbeak? *hears falcon noise*
Falcon: *lands on Soundwaves shoulder and nuzzles his face*
Soundwave: Laserbeak!?
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Me: I only got an ax, brass knuckles, and- *falls over*
Megatron: why is your foot bleeding?
Me: I forgot I had mai switchblade in mai shoe....and I forgot to close it.....
Starscream: Why do you have a switchblade?
Me: You can never be too cautious.....
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Me: True dat.
Shockwave: What does that even mean!?
Me: It means I agree with her, Dumbass!
Shockwave: What you said is illogical.
Me: YOU'RE ILLOGICAL!!!
Starscream: She's good at insulting
Me: Thank you. That probably wasn't a compliment, but I'll take it as one.
Kitty-Chan: I don't even think a dare would get you to not take it as one.
Me: THAT'S IT!! LET'S DARE THE CONS!!!!
Megatron: And what if we don't want to be involved in this and we don't want to do the dare?
Me: Then I shoot you with my machine gun. *aims at their faces again*
Megatron: ......So what's the first dare?
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Me: Uhhh, IDK, I don't know any good dares....My foot still hurts...
Kitty-Chan: I told you to not put anything in your shoe...dumbass
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Me: It's okay, just think of something to dare the cons. Extra points if it's painful of embarrassing.
Kitty-Chan: Okay, let me think......Oh, I got one. I dare Starscream, Knockout and Soundwave to dress like women!
Soundwave: Seriously?
Kitty-Chan: Yep. Here you go. *hands them dresses and makeup*
Soundwave, Knockout, Starscream: *leaves and comes back wearing dresses and makeup*
Knockout: This is humiliating.
Me: Good! My turn! I dare all of the cons to read fanfiction pairings about them. Including Predaking.
Predaking: That shouldn't be that bad.
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Megatron: *poker face* Interesting. I've been paired with Starscream a lot.
Starscream: I'm paired with practically everyone!
Knockout: I'm paired with Breakdown!?
Shockwave: *cradling on the floor in the fetal position muttering and repeating the word 'illogical' over and over again*
Predaking: These were so horrifying, they broke Shockwave!
Soundwave: What is the human term? Oh, yes, now I remember. OH! MY! GOD!
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Me: LOL!! You're reactions are so funny!!!
Predaking: ARE ALL OF YOU HUMANS INSANE!!!
Kitty-Chan: Well, Vector did break out of a mental hospital 5 times... so I guess so!!!
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Soundwave: Wait, only 5 times? I expected much more!
Me: Dares are so much fun!!
Knockout: Not for us!!
Me: That's what makes it fun!!
Kitty-Chan: I dare C-Knockout to let Me, Moon and Vector scratch his vehicle mode with car keys!
Knockout: You're kidding, right?
K-C: Nope.
Knockout: .....Fine! *turns into vehicle mode*
Vector,Moon,K-C: *starts scratching*
Knockout: My finish. -whines-
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Kitty-Chan: Imagine how many times my sister broke out of the insane asylum.....
Me: LOL!! THIS IS MORE FUN THAN TAKING A CAR!!!
Knockout: I HATE YOU ALL!!!
Me: NEXT DARE!!! hmmm....I dare....Megatron and Starscream to act like each other!!!
Megatron and Starscream; WHAT!?!
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