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Published: 2011-05-08 12:46:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 1812; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 6
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Sorry a bit violent.Yaoi.
Thanks to for the idea!
It was a normal day at the Battle Subway. Ingo sighed and closed his eyes. ‘Hmm I vonder vhen ze next challenger vill come, Emmet, EMMET!’
Emmet was too engrossed in cuddling his Galvantula to notice. Emmet giggled as the electric sparks fizzled and made his hair stand on end. Finally Emmet answered. ‘Soon Ingo, soon.’
‘I told you not too call me Ingo!’ Ingo cried ‘Nobori! Nobori! How many times to I have to tell you?’
Emmet realizing that this annoyed Ingo giggled and said ‘Ingo! Ingo! Ingo!’
Ingo sighed, today he couldn’t be bothered to threaten Emmet ‘I hate my life, how could it get any vorse?’
Suddenly a bomb crashed through the ceiling. ‘Zat’s how.’ said Emmet pointing with a gloved hand at the ceiling.
Ingo looked up towards the ceiling in horror at the gaping hole, while the smile was wiped off Emmet’s face. Suddenly three men jumped through the hole Ingo ran away down to the next carriage but Emmet not so lucky, tripped and fell. ‘Hurr!’ cried Emmet, a tear running down his cheek. Quickly the three men grabbed Emmet, gagged him and tied him up. One of the men shouted ‘Plate hold him there. I’ll get the black one.’ then ran into the next carriage.
Meanwhile Ingo unaware of what was happening to his dear bruder gasped in horror as he saw that all the passengers were gone. He screamed as he saw that more holes were in the ceiling. ‘VAT IS GOING ON IN ZERE?!’ cried Ingo. Suddenly the terrorist ran in. Ingo turned round with quick reflexes. ’Vat do you vant? Vere are my beloved passengers? Vere’s Emmet?’ snapped Ingo. The terrorist breathed heavily and pulled out a knife. ‘Vight. If zat’s ze vay you vant it.’ Whispered Ingo. Suddenly Ingo did a backflip and with camp like reflexes grabbed a knife from his abnormally large shoe kicked the man in the stomach. The man groaned as he fell backwards. Ingo leaned over looked the man in the face with blood shot eyes and a creepy grin. Ingo stabbed him. Ingo got up and sighed. The other two terrorists realising that there other team member was gone ran in but unfortunately for them Ingo picked up the dead terrorists knife and with two knifes in hand threw one each at both terrorists. The terrorists fell down. It was all over. Ingo breathed heavily. He looked through the holes in the wall and saw that they were all fine, they were standing on the platform, they had just evacuated. Ingo suddenly remembered ‘Emmet!’ he cried. If any of those idiots had hurt Emmet he could never live with himself. He ran into the next carriage panic stricken. Wh-what if!? Ingo gasped as he saw Emmet tied up in the corner and gagged. Ingo used his knife to cut the gag and the ropes. Emmet gasped. Ingo started to cry as he saw that Emmet’s usual smiling face was gone. Emmet’s face was wet with tears and his eyes were closed. ‘Emmet… I am so sorry… If y-you had..’
Emmet said nothing. As emmet’s lip touched his cheek. Ingo blushed furiously.
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Comments: 158
SparklingHoney-Q In reply to ozzybob [2011-06-10 13:31:11 +0000 UTC]
beeeeep beeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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ozzybob In reply to SparklingHoney-Q [2011-06-17 08:32:53 +0000 UTC]
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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SparklingHoney-Q In reply to ozzybob [2011-08-09 23:37:55 +0000 UTC]
omg i forgot what i was talking about
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Lucario26 In reply to ??? [2011-05-09 01:20:52 +0000 UTC]
CRAP! YOU my friend, can tell an kick-ass sceen!
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ozzybob In reply to Lucario26 [2011-05-09 16:05:25 +0000 UTC]
THANKS Sorry about the ending I was half asleep when i wrote this.
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Lucario26 In reply to ozzybob [2011-05-09 18:52:59 +0000 UTC]
that's alright. but to be honest, I don't like gay-like ending...
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ozzybob In reply to Lucario26 [2011-05-09 18:59:09 +0000 UTC]
lol i'll try to make my next one better
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Lucario26 In reply to ozzybob [2011-05-09 19:04:25 +0000 UTC]
yeah, I'm adding a few ideas for your next fic!
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ozzybob In reply to Lucario26 [2011-05-09 20:19:53 +0000 UTC]
I checked them out they're awesome!
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SyaotheMage In reply to ??? [2011-05-08 18:10:48 +0000 UTC]
Holy snap! Ingo is like a ninja!
Train terrorists? That's new, and refreshing~! XD I like it!
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-05-08 19:05:07 +0000 UTC]
Yes he swings the knife's round at 100 miles an hour
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-05-08 20:38:31 +0000 UTC]
He's better than a baseball player! o3o/ I want him as a bodyguard! XD
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-05-09 16:26:19 +0000 UTC]
ME TOO Lol I want to take him everywhere and he threatens everyone with knifes
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-05-09 23:08:51 +0000 UTC]
Ingo! Perfect for every occasion... except for when you're going through airport security. XD
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-05-10 16:11:20 +0000 UTC]
XD I can just imagine
*Ingo walks through security gate*
Security: Sir you have a knife
Ingo: Ja, vhy shouldn't I, or do you vant a taste of my blade?
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-05-11 01:07:56 +0000 UTC]
Next thing you know, Emmet is at home getting a phone call. XD
Emmet: Hallo?
Ingo: Hier ist Ingo. Dis ist my one phone call from jail.
Emmet: Ok~! See you later, bruder! 8D *hangs up* Er ist sehr lustig~!
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-05-11 16:23:16 +0000 UTC]
I definitely have to make a comic of that oh god i'm dying
Emmet: He seems perfectly fine!
Ingo:... Vhy Emmet Vhy
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-05-12 01:32:03 +0000 UTC]
Oh god! Yes! XD I would feel so bad for Ingo...
His one phone call... and Emmet hangs up. XD
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-05-12 17:17:16 +0000 UTC]
XD Me too
Guard: *to ingo* That was you're last phone call for a year.
Ingo: :C
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-05-14 11:21:50 +0000 UTC]
YES. Why Emmet must you think that your brother is having fun every minute of his life XD
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-05-20 23:51:30 +0000 UTC]
If Emmet is having fun, then Ingo must be too! XD
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-05-21 05:53:00 +0000 UTC]
Emmet: Now I zink zat I vill throw a big bruderliebe party for vhen he gets back from the pub!
Emmet has no idea. XD
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-05-23 20:03:26 +0000 UTC]
Neinneinnein! Nicht bruderliebe! Bruderlieben! It doesn't get conjugated! Maker of Black Adventures totally messed that up. >I
Ingo: *hangs up phone* Zat IDIOT!! *kicks one of the prison guards*
No idea of what Ingo is about to suffer. XD
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-05-24 17:32:52 +0000 UTC]
I just realised that. I WILL FROM NOW ON USE BRUDERLIEBEN. *shuns black adventures* SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUN!
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-06-05 06:10:51 +0000 UTC]
It seems more like always seeing "Ich liebe dich" can make one think the word for "love" is "liebe" when it is actually "lieben". I can understand the mistake, but it works a lot better if the one who makes the comic does some research on the language before decimating it. I'm still trying to keep my cool about the accents they get. D: "Th" in German does make a "Z". "Th" is pronounced as "teh"!
Don't shun it! D: It's still funny~
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-06-05 09:34:29 +0000 UTC]
Yes I think so too.
Sorry! Yeah it is funny
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-06-05 18:00:32 +0000 UTC]
I'm such a nerd.
It's cool! And totally~
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ozzybob In reply to SyaotheMage [2011-06-05 18:06:56 +0000 UTC]
Me too. :3 It makes life quiet hard for me. But i'm glad to finally talk to someone who feels the same way.
Yeah! I love it
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SyaotheMage In reply to ozzybob [2011-06-14 16:01:53 +0000 UTC]
Huzzah! Nerds! UNITE!
Who wouldn't?
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