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Digitalizing mah buddies~Mherp/Art (c) I-Oreo
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. . . . Okaayy.. *hesitates before taking his hand*
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Sans: *shakes your hand* Nice to meet 'ya, kid.
Me: -takes out bowl of Temmie Flakes- *starts eating them*
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Uh-huh! Same...!
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Sans: Cool.
Me:-teleports Papyrus here- It's a party.
Papyrus: Where am I? Sans! Where are we?
Sans: 'Dunno Bro.
Papyrus: -sees you- *GASP* A HUMAN! -picks you up- MINE.
Sans: Papyrus, no........
ME: -eating Temmie Flakes-
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._. PUT MEH DOWN!! I'm not a human! >n<
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Papyrus: What are you then? -doesn't put you down-
Sans: Just put the kid down, Pap.
Me:-leans close to you- You can say you're anything but a human and he'll put you down. Trust me.
Papyrus: *GASP* Β ANOTHER HUMAN! -picks me up-
Me: Oh come ON.
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Uhhhhhh... imma.. imma bird! Yeah, imma bird. ^^
Put mah friend down, will ya??
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Papyrus: My apologies, bird child. You are rather human-looking for a bird. My mistake. -puts you down-
Me: Ahem.
Papyrus: Ah, and your friend? Is she a bird as well?
Sans:*snicker*
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Mmmmm... I think she is... or maybe a cat.. or a mouse.. or a dog.. but she definitely isn't human..!
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Me: Uh, yeah! I'm a cat! Meow!~
Sans: You shouldn't have said that, kid.
Me: -sudden realization- Oh no....
Papyrus: KITTY! *hugs me*
Me: Why me .-.
Papyrus: I have captured you, kitty! And now you will be my pet!
Me: -flails arms at you- HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! .^.
Sans: Well this is a real CATastrophe. -wink-
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._. .... I didn't know you had a thing for cats, Papyrus...
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Sans: He's a cat-fanatic.
Me: AHEM! -flails arms-
Sans: There is ONE thing he likes more than cats......Heh heh.
Papyrus: I don't believe that is a true statement, brother. *snuggles me*
Me: STAHP!
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Ehhhhh... what's that, pasta? I heard he likes pasta.
And Papyrus, lemme ask ya, if she's a kitty, where is her tail and her ears? Or fur... or anything cat-like in general..?
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Papyrus: You have a point, bird child. -studies me closely-
Sans: Hey kid, what do you like to have for lunch?
Me: Well, most days I like...
Papyrus: Why do I have the feeling you're about to-
Me: A SANSwitch.
Sans: *snicker* Good one, kid. -high-fives me-
Papyrus: -facepalming-
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Papyrus: The bird child gets me.
Sans: Aw, come on, kid. That was a good one.
Me: -very proud of myself- :3
Papyrus: No Sans, it wasn't.
Me: Well, I thought it was...
Papyrus: NO.
Me: a very....
Sans: She's really gonna go for it.
Me: PUNNY joke.
Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Sans: Welcome to PUNdertale, kids.
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Me: I'll stop if he puts me down.
Sans: Ditto.
Papyrus: NO! It's MY cat! I caught it fair and square!
Me:-whispers to you- Go get some spaghetti. It's in my bag. *points at backpack on the floor*
Sans: She isn't exactly a cat, bro...
Papyrus: Well, whatever she is, She's mine now. -cuddles me-
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.... that's really creepy, Papyrus... *gives to your bag and gets the spaghetti* Why do out have this in here exactly...?
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Me: For Super-Sincere-Spaghetti-Scenario. S.S.S.S.
Sans: She's right, that's kinda creepy, bro.
Papyrus: *GASP* SPAGHETTI! *drops me and picks up the spaghetti*
Me: *runs over to you*
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Welcome back, friend! ^0^
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Me:*takes out phone and starts watching Undertale Comic Dubs on YouTube* Wanna watch?
Papyrus:*eating spaghetti*
Sans:*just standing there*
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Papyrus:-hears Frisk on my phone- *GASP* FRISK IS TRAPPED IN THAT TINY METAL BOX! I WILL SAVE YOU, TINY HUMAN!!! -grabs my phone-
Me+Sans: Papyrus, no.
Papyrus:-breaks my phone in half- FRISK! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Me:*facepalm*
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PAPYRUS, WHAT THE HECK!?
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Me: -pulls out a spare- It's okay.
Sans: Breaking somebody's phone IS kinda rude though, Pap.
Me: Like I said, totally fine. Hey, want a phone like mine, Sans? It's way easier to use.
Sans: Sure thing kid. -takes phone- Hey, uh, where are the buttons?
Me: Friend Buddy Friend? Please explain why there are no buttons on Sans' phone.
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?? Huh? Uh... I dunno, I don't have a phone. Unless it's like a smart phone or something, since they don't have buttons? I dunno...
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Me: Ah, that's okay. I'll explain.
~ONE EXPLANATION LATER~
Me: Β So, I just sent you a text okay? Tap on the screen to open your inbox so you can reply.
Sans: Okay. -taps screen-
Me: Um.
Sans: -keeps tapping screen- It's not working.
Me: Well, maybe that's because it's skin activated, forgot about that.
Sans:-still tapping screen- What's "skin"?
Me: Um.........Friend? Can you give me some assistance here? This got a little awkward....
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.... Can try... er.. skin, y'know the gooey, fleshy stuff humans are covered in...? This pink stuff.. *pokes my finger*
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Sans: Oh, that stuff. Is there a purpose for having that stuff? Or is it just there? Like that thing in your mouth. A tounge, I think. Do you need those?
Me:This just keeps getting more awkward......
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.... skin.. keeps the body.. safe from infection... and... hides muscles... and.... er... tongues help us talk... er... speaking of which, how the heck are you guys talking if you don't have tongues or lungs or even freakin vocal chords??
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Me: It's magic.
Sans: So you have skin, then that red liquid stuff that looks like ketchup, and those things you call muscles, whatever those are. Is there other stuff inside humans that I don't know about? Me and Pap don't exactly know a lot about humans.
Papyrus: And your friends is correct. We don not have tongues Or the things you call 'lungs' and 'vocal chords'. It's all magic.
Me: I have a feeling we might need this my friend... *gets out human anatomy book from backpack*
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.... you just... carry that around with you...? Seriously...?
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Me: My backpack is kind of just a void of useful things. Remember, there was a plate of spaghetti in there.
Papyrus: What's 'human anatomy'?
Me:-flips through book- Let me show you. *shows Papyrus the book*
Sans: But in all seriousness, that red liquid stuff, it IS ketchup, right?
Me: Ah! Wrong page. -flips through book again-
Papyrus:-takes book from me and opens to previous page- SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!! *shows him book*
Sans: What's wrong bro- *The book says humans have skeletons inside them* I........Uh........................
Papyrus: Is this true?
Me: Oh no..............Well, um, heh. I um, er......
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I-Is it bad if we-- they do...?
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Me: Well I wouldn't say 'inside them'. I'd say that humans are more like skeletons with a squishy armor. But human bones can still break the way monster bones do.
Papyrus: Human bones.......can BREAK?!
Me: Well, uh, yeah. I broke my arm last year. I still have the x-ray in my bag somewhere. *digs x-ray out of bag* See? *shows them x-ray*
Papyrus:-looks like he might get sick-
Sans: Yeah.....uh.....cool. How did you manage to break it anyway?
Me: I fell down a flight of stairs last summer. I was on vacation too.
Sans: Vacation? Did you....have a nice trip?
Me: It was nice up until I broke my arm, but thanks for asking.
Papyrus: So you ARE a human!
Me: Oops.
Papyrus: It's okay, human. I like you. Therefore, I vow that I will not capture you. Or your friend.
Me: Yay! *hugs Papyrus*
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... Sans, do tell me you didn't miss that..
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Sans: Miss what?
Papyrus: Humans are skeletons with squishy armor?
Me: Technically, yes.
Papyrus: That means we're practically family! -hugs me-
Me: I suppose so ^.^
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The opportunity for a pun... or did you just not emphasize it..?
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Sans: No, I did. She just-
Me: DENIED it like a pro c: *is proud of self*
Sans: Yeah, that.
Me: Hey guys! Want some Jello? -takes out jello from backpack-
Sans: Sure. I've always been a FLAN of jello.
Papyrus: No Sans. No. Just no.
Me: Good one! *pokes Sans*
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I honestly didn't even understand that one..
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Sans: Ah! -clutches spot where I poked him-
Me: Sans..?
Sans:-there's a big red spot on his chest where I poked him- What did you do?!
Me: Sans, what's wrong?
Sans:*falls to his knees* Tell my brother I loved him! -blarg-
Me: Very funny. Trying to pull the 'fake death' card. Good one. Now get up. *nudges him with foot*
Sans:-doesn't move-
Me: Cut it out Sans. Not funny. -nudges him again-
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?? Can skeletons even die? They're already dead, aren't they?
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Papyrus: Why would I be dead already? Skeletons are already alive in your world, are they not?
Me: S-Sans cut it out. You're scaring me.
Sans:-still not moving-
Me:Sans s-stop it! -getting really upset-
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.... of course they are.. In horror movies.. do you think puns will wake him up?
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Papyrus: Tell me, what is this 'horror movie'?
Me:SAAAAAAAAAAAANS -starts crying-
Sans:- opens one eye- (quietly) Crud....
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Welp, that worked.. horror movies are.. movies that... incite horror..
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Me: -opens menu- *Are you sure you want to do a master reset? -Yes -No
Papyrus:*GASP* HUMAN NO!! *grabs me*
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*tries to reach the no button*
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Me: *still crying* -tries to keep you away-
Papyrus: Please human! Don't!! *tries to pull me away, it's not working*
Sans:*gets up and runs over to me* It's okay kid! it's just a joke see? I'm fine! It was a joke!
Me: -still trying to hit the yes button-
Papyrus: How do we get her to stop?! *struggling to to keep me from pressing yes*
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