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Published: 2015-12-15 01:44:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 305; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 1
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Yes, let's! I like snow but I'm not a huge fan of the cold...if that makes any sense.
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Ah- it does. I've always loved the cold. It never bothered me, anyway.
After all- I grew up with a swimming pool of it in my backyard for half the year every year.
Eventually it got all brown and disgusting.
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Cool story bro //gives the thumbs up
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Hah.. Yeah.
//we walk inside and Chica trots happily to her water bowl
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Ah, it's good to be back here
//I space out for a bit as I reminesce about old times
Really good...
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Yeah. I'm glad you're back!
//I start rambling as Chica wanders behind the couch and makes eating noises
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//I sit down in the couch and get comfortable
Aaah, this place is just as cozy as when I left it!
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Want anything? Hot chocolate? Coffee? Tea?
//I take off my shoes and slide to the fridge in my socks
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Hot chocolate would be fabulous, if it's not to much trouble that is, heh.
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//I start making it
Hmmm... *i turn on British Mark mode*
Would you like some crumpets?
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Oh yes, crumpets sound delightful, mm yes quite //strokes imaginary mustache
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//I take a slice of bread from the fridge and chuck it at you like it's a frisbee
CATCH MEGAN!
//Chica woofs and I laugh
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//I miss and the bread hits the floor
Hey don't throw bread at me! //throws bread back at your face
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//I dodge and it lands on the wall and sticks there
OH my GOD! We should PRANK RYAN AND MATT WITH THIS!
*I have the most adorable goofy smile on my face*
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Sure, let's go throw bread at your friends. //I do jazz hands
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No-
Let's make two slices of bread really disgusting... Then glue them to something each of them really like.
//I grin evily
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//gasps, You're evil.....I love it!
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Hehehehehee!
Come over here and we'll make these bread slices gross as shiz.
//I chuckle
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Gladly! Let's see, got any expired crud in your fridge?
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//I open the fridge
Hmmm...
MOLDY FUCKING CHEESE.
//I smile evily and pull out the cheese
//I stare back into the depths of the fridge and rummage a bit... Soon I find the grossest bit in there. Disgusting, soggy, juicy, two year old lettuce. I gag when picking it up and we can already smell something funny.
How about this with the cheese and mayo... And mustard and ketchup....
And chocolate sauce and sphagetti?
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Sounds absolutely REVOLTING! Dude, we gotta film their reactions when we give these to them!
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Yeah, and how about to top it off we squish tomato juice on them?
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Beautiful! //claps
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Ewww!
//we start madly pulling out the repulsive ingredients from the fridge
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Ack! Grody.....
//I try avoid looking at the spoiled food
God, how long has this been in here?!
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Hey- it's not my job to clean out the fridge!
It's D-
...
Nevermind...
//there's a moment of silence, then I start smiling again and taking the tomatoes out of the fridge
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//I give you a suspicious look
Um, you wanna tell me what that was all about?
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It was Danny's job. I guess we never thought about who would clean out the fridge after the accident. But hey- that's ok. We healed.
//I'm beam and grab the disgusting lettuce bag
Ready?... Brace yourself...
//I start to peel it open and immediately drop it to the floor and move to the sink
*The smell is so wretched that even Chica is gagging*
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Jesus christ, that is FOWL
//the smell is so strong I have to get out of the kitchen to keep from gagging
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//I'm gagging at the sink and laughing hysterically at the same time
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//I'm holding my nose so my voice sounds nazily
Oh man, Matt and Ryan are going to flip their shit! I almost feel bad for them...almost.
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//I laugh and slide down the hall- expecting you to follow, I'm still plugging my nose
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//happily follows you like a little puppy
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//we slide into my room and shut I shut the door, laughing like a dork the whole time
We HAVE to do something about that lettuce!
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No kiddin'?
You really gotta clean your fridge man! //chuckles
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//I laugh and flop onto my bed
My bed has this foam stuff in it called ''Memory Foam" that makes it like a cloudy puff of heaven...
Ever heard of it?
//my obvious sarcasm makes the room seem happier
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No, this is totally new information to me! Me cavewoman, me only sleep on rocks OOGA BOOGA.
//I press my hand into the bed.
But yeah, it's really soft!
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//I push your head off
EITHER YOU'RE ON THE BED OR YOU'RE OFF!
//I laugh and playfully push you onto the bed.
//Chica waddles happily inside the room through the bathroom entrance
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Hey girl!
//I pet the happy puppy
Cute lil' Chica.....hey, why DID you name her Chica anyways? Do you really love fnaf THAT much?
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Eh- it just seemed like a fitting name!
//I sprawl out on my bed and stalk my own channel
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Meh, fair enough!
//I continue to pet Chica
You're such a cute girl, yes you are, YES YOU ARE!
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No, he is beautiful in several quite real ways lmao
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Agreed. I now stand corrected.
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