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pauzilla — I'm soooo dead
Published: 2010-05-24 08:56:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 862; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 13
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well like I said I'm dead... FC is hunting me and he is soooo pissed of... but it was funny put a mustache on him... he looks so funnyRelated content
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*ties up starscream*
SS:*wakes up* HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DO???
Me: *talks like Steve Irwin* now as you can see here, this animal is out of control. *whips him* as you can see. he really hates it. so thats why, any time you have uncontrol robot, always whip them hard as you can. *whips harder* now ill put paint him in pink.
SS: if you do. you'll DIE
Me:*paints* now the wild animal like his new colour
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Do you want to add anything else on him?
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STALKER!
now lets see how much you can fit in.
*stuffs up a beer bottle*
SS
IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.
ME:you love it. your face plate is turning red... *deeper*
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
me: open wide...
SS: *opens his hole*
Me: *puts in a mouse* (it came in haed, i don't know where i get that idea. South Park i guess)
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SS:no more plz! PLZ NO MORE!!!!!!!! i love you human
ME: I love you too SS. his asking for more. what else should i do?
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xD dont lie to me.
or else your going to be starcream too
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Do you what to be in as Starscream?
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(LOOOOOOOOOOOL) are you sure? Look at starscream's face. he LOVES this
SS:NOOO DONT DO IT! HIS EVIL!!!! *SHOCKED*
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I'm sure there is nothing like be miself... my old bitter self
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awwww, girl your perfect the way you are.
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SS: don't get trick from his sexy comments... YEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*shocked*
ME: silly D-con. no one listens to you.
xD
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*i pour 8 alcohol energon cubes, in his mouth.* he sure is *then i stuff those cubes in his bum. later, his hole starts to bleed*
ME:thats a good boy *pats him*
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Me: my little bitch...
*SS pussy cums and bleeds when i play with it*
ME: awww thats so cute...
*SS moans*
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X'D
You can also see through the walls.
No one will be safer!
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yes no one will be save of my pervertness never... I will rape all with my eyes
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OH, GOD!
*Rushes again out of the window*
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oh noes you are a zombie ghost... I cant rape those
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nop dear I can pester you... but I cant rape you
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I'm patient. VERY patient.
No problem for me.
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I'm the most nagging human I know
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XD
And I'm the most patient human in the world. (The important thing it's stop to listening, just someone who annoys you, starts to talking. 
X'D
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like send your brain to a happy place
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Brain...
Oh, he's in that place from many years!
He have a home, a wife...And he live happily with his family, now.
Some time he send a postcard to me...
X'D
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oh well at least yours have a happy life mine killed itself after after years of being ignored
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Oh, this is sad.
Brain never kill itself.
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Maybe you can give him a proper burial...
X'D
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naaaaa it's to late for that rotten thing
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XD
I mean something of symbolic...
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still I prefer to not maybe that way its ghost will haunt a house
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Well, it's an honest job.
That's good. X'D
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yes it was a hard worker... but I ignore it for so long
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Just don't think at this, for now... XD
One day, he'll back from the heaven, with an immaculate chorus of angels.
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LOL..... and it will kill me with a tunder
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...Or with a chorus. Long, boring and heartbreaking chorus.
XD
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