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PerfectAngelFighter — Because of Homestuck
Published: 2011-12-30 09:57:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 21475; Favourites: 816; Downloads: 41
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Thanks to Andrew Hussie and Homestuck, now:• I have over, on this fandom alone, a thousand pictures of fan art on my computer.
• And counting.
• I wanna meet a group of trolls.
• Trolls are no longer thought of as stupid and senseless creatures you have to beat into a bloody pulp on some RPG.
• RPGs where Live Action RP is involved scare me now.
• Video games are viewed in a more terrified way.
• I know my keyboard a whole lot better
• Because of all the times 1 SOM3HOW H4D two wriite 2ome, uHH, SPEECH QUIRK of some dum8 and weiiiiiiiird kind. :::; )
• When I hear a lisp, I smile.
• I ship characters
• Mercilessly
• All the time
• And don't feel bad about it.
• Wonder: if someone dies on the moon, will they go God-teir?
• I refer to Betty Crocker as: THE EVIL BATTER WITCH!!!! And say that title aloud every time I see her infamous logo.
• I cosplay a heck of a lot more than I used to.
• As a troll.
• I actually RP.
• When I talk about love, I also talk about the rest of my quadrants.
• And then I have to answer the questions: "What the hell is a 'moirail', 'kismeisis', and an 'auspisitice'?"
• Poker, casinos, and playing cards in general make me think of both love and violent gangs at the same time.
• Pool tables and pool balls also make me think of violent gangs.
• As well as an evil overlord that wants to kill us all.
• Along with a sexy mofo who will destroy the universe if she dies.
• I hear 'shoosh' or 'pap', I giggle.
• BUCKET! PAIL!
• That made me giggle.
• Seeing one, of any stereotypical kind, also makes me giggle.
• And think of how babies are made.
• Subtly (and not so subtly) as well as subliminally, I try to push this fandom on my family.
• With little to no success.
• But I do it anyway.
• I own a pair of cop sunglasses that don't look good on me and that I ever wear.
• A log of pages to a web comic is my homepage.
• Dirty wife beaters make me giggle.
• As well as dirty, oily, and patched up stuffed rabbits.
• I wanna yellow lizard that blows bubbles…
• I say things like 'glubbing', 'bluh', and 'gog' all the time in real life.
• As well as derp.
• And 'friend-leader.'
• I used to love my astrological sign.
• Now I hate it with an undying passion and don't like to admit what sign I am.
• I want the signs changed by three days so my sign can be changed.
• So I can change my patron troll.
• I like to ask other people what their signs are.
• So I can know to hate them or love them.
• Living in house with two Aquariuses, a Leo, and an Aries is weird.
• I use the word 'shenanigans' a lot.
• Sometimes when something dramatic is about to go down, I think or announce: "We are making. This. HAPEN!"
• And the College English Major in me doesn't say: "You misspelled 'happen'".
• Sometimes when I'm mad at my computer, I go: "DAMN YOU HUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
• While also thinking about flipping a table.
• I actually posted this.
• And I'm not ashamed of it.
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I will always love this fandom, gog. It's great though and will always be my favorite fandom along with Hiveswap!
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The daily life of a member of the one and only greatest fandom.
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All relatable. Except the sign one.
I mean, who ISN'T going to admit their Patron Troll is Vriska?
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I feel like allllllll of this. Especially the sign one....*Shiver*
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I love it xD. I'm a Leo, Nep isn't my favorite character and I couldn't care less averything is awesome. B^)
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I have deduced from your hints that you are a Scorpio and have a patron of Gamzee
I have it worse
I'm an Aquarius by old zodiac standards
I'm A cApRiCoRn By NaSa StAnDaRdS
8ND A H8V8 SC8RP8O F8R A P8TR8N
AND YES I DID PUT MORE 8S THAN I NEEDED AND YES I DID PUT EXACTLY 8 8S BECAUSE VRISKA PUTS MORE 8S WHEN SHES MAD
AND YES I DID REMEM8ER THAT
AND YES I AM NOT ACTUALLY THAT MAD AT ALL
BUT YES I MIGHT AS WELL PRETEND TO BE
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aimed at everyone: Patron troll, How close is your starsign to their's?
lol virgo is pretty far from...No.Internet, you shall not learn!
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:33 < i can't express how absolutely purrfect this was!
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one question.
howw do you think efforts to bring this back to relevvance wwill turn out?
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OH HOLY JEGUS PRAISE THIS
I LOVE THIS TOO MANY MUCH--
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I just...I...I can't even...I think I'm in love xD This...is SO...FUCKING...PERFECT... <3 I LOVE THIS TO MUCH-
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i'm about a solid all except the cosplay part.
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Thanks too homestuck me and my friend (who reads homestuck ) Cept saying "have you filled a bucket today ."( Which is a terrible title of a children's book ) to our friend who doesn't read homestuck but said she does It was fun cuz she had no idea what it meant ! 😂
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Homestuck is litterally bae. I JUST Got back into the fandom.
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You can't fight the Homestuck!
Cause it's weird and random
Its the greatest fandom!
XD >.<
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this is so mothahonkin cool!!! i luv it!! this aint shenanigans this has hepened and its homestuck... you cant stop it
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(Everyone in my household)
Grandma: Leo
Mom: Leo
Dad: Leo
Me: Leo. (And Nepeta is definitely me in troll version)
1st Younger Brother: Leo
2nd Younger brother: Sagittarius
In other words, my house contain the leijons and one Zahhak XD
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And then my two cats are Aries and Sagittarius.
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Everyone in my household:
Grandpa: Capricorn
Grandma: Taurus
Mom: Cancer
Dad: Libra
Older Brother: Aquarius
His Wife: Pisces
Older Sister: Sagittatrius
Her Husband: Leo
1st youngest brother: Gemini
2nd youngest brother: Virgo
Me: Cancer
We're all over tha place. And I have the fifth most amount of rule, even though I'm the third oldest and am Cancer >_<
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I'm not even that far into it (act 4) But that's hilarious.
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I'm born on a cusp and I have no idea what troll to choose
//gemini cancer cusp not ashamed
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Errmigerrd!!! SolKat confrimed!!! *SolKat intensifies*
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Mother:Aquarius
Father:Virgo
Brother:Gemini
Sister:Sagitarius
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I'm a Gemini, my brother is a Scorpio, my mom and dad are Cancer, my sister is Libra, my other sister is Sagittarius, my grandparents are Taurus, and my cousin is a Capricorn
Ahh what mixed trolls
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My dad's an Aquarius, my sister is a Leo, my little brother is a Pisces, my other sister is a Virgo, my dog is a Scorpio, and my mom, my other dog, and I are Cancers.
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Is it bad that I find it kinda funny and I find it kinda sad that the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had that you specify your dog's signs?
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I'm a Scorpio, and I know, like, 4 Aries. AKWARD!
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YOU DO YOUR THNG GIRL!!!!!!
OR BOY
lul i'm soorry
*not caring how its spelled because of homestuck
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My Dear, I Have A Feeling That You Are Either A Capricorn Or An Aquarius. The User Of This Account "Feels Your Pain," As She Says. She Is "On The Cusp Of Both Of These Signs", And "Every Horoscope Site She Visits Depicts Her As Capricorn And Aquarius Multiple Times."
I Hate Both Of These Trolls Immensely (And Many Know Why), So I Don't Blame Anyone If They Love Or Hate Them.
~Kanaya Maryam
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I see this and think, "Oh my gog they're ARE people like me around!" I kinda wish my moirail liked Homestuck. Although, I'm not sure we're much moirails anymore. Also, can someone please explain the glubbing auspistice one to me? I'm not sure I payed much attention in that part.
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An auspistice is a "facilitator" of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. Auspisticized pairs include Spades and Snowman, and Vriska and Tavros, all of whom have been shown to be potentially caliginous to some degree, as the emotions between two auspisticized trolls are similar to those of kismeses but are interfered with by the auspistice. Unlike the other quadrants, ashen feelings have only been shown and have suggested to beSburb Logo only felt by the auspistice and not the two parties in the mediated relationship. It may be permissible for a troll to be involved in more than one ashen triad at a time, according to Karkat's suggestion that he auspisticise between Rose and Kanaya in order for Kanaya to auspisticise between Terezi and Gamzee. This comment may also indicate that a couple can be auspisticized even if they were not entering a caliginous relationship.
Andrew explains that if the mediator does a poor job or is uninterested in keeping the peace, the two might delve into more torrid emotions, as stated above. Without auspistices, widespread black infidelity is guaranteed. It is one of the two conciliatory relationships, those more platonic to humans, the other being moirallegiance.
Auspistice is a portmanteau of "auspicious" (fortunate, promising) and "armistice" (truce.) It may be analogous to the ancient Greek concept of αγάπη (agápē), or "selfless love," since the auspistice doesn't get anything out of this directly. It also aptly sounds like asbestos, for its sound absorbing and flame resistant nature.
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An auspitice is when two people are having a kismeisis, but a third person keeps them from doing anything to each other- sort of like a peacekeeper. I Think that Vriska and Tavros would have a kismeisis, but Kanaya keeps them from doing anything. I think that one person in a auspitice has to be moirails with the peacekeeper. At least, that's what I've gathered. Hope I helped!
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