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Perithefox10 In reply to ??? [2019-12-16 01:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Thomas:*Dog Language*(It's a Long story Bentley, I was gonna stop some intruders and till they set a trap and then they trapped me and set me off to a freakshow circus and plotted to use me for an attraction and till I manage to escape.)*To Bentley and Coco*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-12-16 02:54:18 +0000 UTC]

Coco: *to Thomas* You went after some intruders until they caught you and took you to a circus for an attraction?
Bentley: *to Thomas* That would certainly explain your 2 century long disappearance. But your escape was cut short by Merryweather Security Company, headed by a man named Donald Percival, an ex-Navy SEAL Lieutenant General who retired and started to run a private sector paramilitary security company. After a string of disasters on their end in Los Santos & Blaine County of San Andreas, they received a lot of bad press and interviews and then lost their license to operate on United States soil, so they would focus on everywhere except North America.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-12-16 06:19:28 +0000 UTC]

Thomas:*Dog Language*(So he was the one who kidnapped me and forced me into a fight with other dogs?.)*To Bentley and Coco*
*As the Road Rovers came*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-12-16 07:57:34 +0000 UTC]

Hunter: I was wondering who's barking down here. *sees Thomas* So, that's Darius' long-lost guard dog, Thomas.
Coco: *to the Road Rovers* Yeah, that's him. Darius and Miles told us about him, and Thomas here told us why and how he has been missing for at least 2 centuries.
Bentley: *to the Road Rover* And luckily, I made a program that understand what Thomas is saying. *to Thomas* Well, he didn't kidnap you per se as he wasn't there personally, he ordered his employees to capture stray dogs and force them to fight each other to see which one would be his champion and top guard dog.
Coco: *to Thomas* So yes, he's likely the one who called the shots.
Blitz: *to Thomas* Ja, and if and when I find him, I'm going to bite his butt so hard, he'll be singing opera for all those poor dogs he kidnapped and forced to fight each other against their will.
Exile: *to Blitz* Blitz, a little decorum in front of the kids, comrade. *to Thomas* Sorry about Blitz, he too is guard dog like you, so it's his nature to bite criminals from behind. And he has razor sharp teeth that chew through titanium and diamond.
Colleen: *to Exile* Too right, mate. *to Thomas* Believe me, mate, Blitz may be a macho dog with an inflated ego and an old habit of biting people's butts, but he's got a good heart and his uses.
Hunter: *to Thomas* So, we heard from Darius that you were forced to perform in a freakshow circus, and then got caught by a private army protecting shady interests under government contracts. And it's alright, we can understand dog language.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-12-16 08:39:35 +0000 UTC]

Thomas:*Nods yes*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-12-16 09:26:46 +0000 UTC]

Hunter: *to Thomas* Well, you're safe now. And I'm sure your master has told you that you make sure that leave town for too long when chasing after intruders.

Exile: *to Thomas* Da, you need to stay within city limits. There's all sorts of bad people like those Merryweather guns-for-hireski who look for eligible K-9 candidates.
Colleen: *to Thomas* Or syndicate stray catchers who catch animals to sell them to the highest bidder.
Blitz: *to Thomas* Or media circus freaks who want to make a comedic laughingstock out of you for harmless amusement.
Bentley: *to Thomas* They're right. Stray from Longfoxburg for too long and you'll end up getting dognapped again like last time.

(Alright, considering the preparations made to upgrade Mecha-Bandicoot and Mecha-Raccoon, I think it's time we move onto "The Revenge of the Evil Twins".)

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-12-16 09:32:53 +0000 UTC]

Peri: Yeah, and now that "The Hound of Darius" has finally returned home to his master.
Thomas:*Barks and agrees*
(And I manage to put the comment for ya   )

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