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Description Peri and her gang went toΒ Socorro, New Mexico USA to went to stop an invasion of mutant canine like humanoids known as " Canomutants" and their leader by the name of General Parvo and his assistant The Groomer and we met up the Road Rovers when we fight off the Canomutant Invasion.
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Owyn-Ross In reply to ??? [2019-02-17 14:30:56 +0000 UTC]

*some Legionnaire guards are busy playing a game of Poker, speaking in Russian*
Legionnaire guard 1: *speaking Russian* (Ever since our boss came back, we still haven't seen any sign of Carmelita Fox or Sly Cooper.)
Legionnaire guard 2: *speaking Russian* (Da. At least guarding a casino's more profitable. Granite, called our boss worthless, Pierre Loup Garou ate some of our men, and one of the Finbar brothers broke our boss' mother's vase.)
Legionnaire guard 3: *speaking Russian* (True, those three wronged Deadeye, and he laid out a string of intended targets for the Cooper Gang and Interpol's best cop to bring down for the boss man while he was personally there disguised as a dead Scotland Yard profiler.)
Legionnaire guard 4: *speaking Russian* (Well, Pierre Loup Garou, Granite, and the Finbar brothers deserved being in the slammer. The boss man still owes Cooper and Inspector Fox some payback with interest though for taking him down.)

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-17 20:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Peri:*Quite Stealth Voice* Pierre Loup Garou?....
*as me and Caroline Snapped out fingers to go invisible as we went past the legionnaire guards when their busy playing poker and talking as we went in and closed the door that leads to the security system with out any guards till we snapped our fingers to un invisible ourselves as i got on the computer to hack Bentley in the security system*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-17 22:01:19 +0000 UTC]

Bentley: *on communicator* You've found the terminal, now attach one of the devices that I gave to you onto the server, they will allow me to hack into any computer terminal remotely.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-18 03:04:32 +0000 UTC]

Peri:*on communicator* ok Bentley over and out.
*as i attach one of the devices that bentley gave to put me on server as Bentley goes in to the computer terminal as he starts hacking through*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-18 11:02:40 +0000 UTC]

Bentley: *on communicator* Alright, hacking into the security and defense systems.
*inside the computer, Bentley hacks the system with his Alter Ego program from Thieves in Time*

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-18 11:12:16 +0000 UTC]

*as we wait for Bentley to hack into the system till meanwhile sly and the others where gambling and winning at every gamble they do*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-18 12:02:16 +0000 UTC]

*and they're winning in lots of casino chips*
Hunter: Man, never thought beating the house on a winning streak is this lucrative. We're practically on a roll.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-18 12:05:50 +0000 UTC]

*As Bentley manage to hack through all the systems*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-18 13:52:52 +0000 UTC]

Bentley: *on the earcoms to Sly, Carmelita, Fox, Krystal, Wolf, Hunter, Colleen, Exile, and Blitz* Alright, the defenses and security measures are down. If you're done gambling, cash those chips in and then get ready for phase 3.
*Sly, Carmelita, Fox, Krystal, Wolf, Hunter, Colleen, Exile, and Blitz all then get their chips cashed in for money, and made with hundreds of millions, then they went to the restrooms to suit up, with Sly and Carmelita in their battlesuits, Fox, Krystal, and Wolf in their SPC armor, and the four Road Rovers in their uniforms and finding Shag hiding in one of the stalls*
Hunter: I always wondered why you didn't come back, Shag.
Wolf: Alright, same as last time. I'll get the guards' attention in the lobby.
*Shag mutters if he wants to avoid getting into a fight*
Krystal: I understand. If you don't want to fight, you can help me prepare the stolen goods for collection, Shag.
*Shag barks in agreement with Krystal*
Hunter: You can understand what Shag is saying?
Krystal: Didn't you know? My telepathy lets me understand anyone's thoughts and feelings, and I can understand what Shag is trying to say, better than you all have.
Blitz: Wow, that makes understanding Shag easier.
Hunter: Well, at least Krystal will need the extra pair of hands and muscles to move the loot in the cargo bay.

Sly: Let's go pay Muggshot a visit.
Exile: Da, he's gonna be taking a safe bet that we're coming for him, comrade.
Sly: Say, Exile, you're basically the Road Rovers' muscle, right?
Exile: *flexes his biceps, showing off how huge they are* Da, I've been pulling sleds and sleighs and hauling heavy stuff overhead in Siberia for years. I'm more than strong enough to rival even this Muggshot in brute strength, comrade.
Colleen: I know martial arts as well, but if this Muggshot's as tough as you say, then I'm pretty sure that none of my moves could hurt him through his hide and muscles.
Blitz: If he's got guns, then I'll make sure he won't be able to use them, if and when I get an opening.
Fox: We should be careful, Muggshot's got some help from his old friends in Heathrow Prison last time I went after him.
Hunter: Right. Let's go.
*in the Lobby, Wolf barges in with his widowmaker phased plasma laser minigun ready*
Wolf: Ladies and gentlemen! If you don't want to fight, get down on the floor!
*the civilians and casino employees all get down on the floor as a lot of guards come in with their guns drawn*
Wolf: *smirks as he sets the Widowmaker to "stun"* Say "hello" to my little friend! *opens fire and stuns a lot of the guards coming in from both sides of the lobby*
*Sly, Carmelita, Fox, Hunter, Colleen, Exile, and Blitz sneak by on their way to the airship's bridge while the guards are distracted by Wolf*
*Krystal and Shag both head to the cargo bay, dealing with any guards along the way quickly and quietly*

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-18 14:15:54 +0000 UTC]

*As me and Caroline got out and attack the Russian Guards as we took them both out*
Peri: Come on Caroline we must head to sly and the others!
*as we run to catch up on sly and the others*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-18 14:38:08 +0000 UTC]

*Sly, Carmelita, Fox, Hunter, Colleen, Exile, and Blitz blaze through some of the guards remaining along the way to the bridge*
Sly: Alright, we're getting closer.
*Soon, they run into a spider woman that Sly and Carmelita know*
Contessa: I was wondering when you would show up Inspector Fox and Mr. Cooper. And look you've brought some new friends with you~.
Carmelita: I still owe you some payback for what you tried to do to me back in Prague!
Colleen: Someone you know?
Sly: She's the former prison warden of Interpol, and a secret member of the Klaww Gang. She put inmates of her own prison into hypnosis so they'd tell her where they've stashed their loot. It dishonors both law enforcement and thieves at the same time.
Hunter: Okay, that fits.
Carmelita: I said that I'll get you you witch and now I will.
Contessa: My dear, you really should know better than to get too angry with me. Plus, who said I came alone? *clicks her claws, calling in her elite Shadow Guard, who are 3 huge burly muscular anthro vultures with bowguns from "Band of Thieves"*
Sly: So you've brought the Shadow Guard with you as well.
Blitz: What are they?
Carmelita: Her most elite personal guards, basically the Contessa's heavy muscle of her army.
Sly: Yeah, basically, they're the Contessa's toughest and most elite personal guard.
Contessa: That, I could not have said better myself, Mr. Cooper.
Fox: Oh yeah? I've faced mercenaries who fight tougher than them.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-18 15:09:01 +0000 UTC]

*as me and caroline came into the party*
Peri: sorry where late and...*as i see The Contessa with her Shadow Guard* The Contessa i knew that evil eight legged hag and her shadow guard are here to take us down!.
Caroline: yeah you tried to use Carmelita like a puppet to do evil things and tried to make sly left to rot in your prison and force Murray to eat meals covered in spice!!.
Peri: and now you are you bird henchmen are gonna have some payback!*as me and caroline start to get angry as we changed into our werewolf forms as we roar at the contessa and her shadow guard* NOW YOUR GONNA BE TAKEN DOWN HAG!!!

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-18 16:01:03 +0000 UTC]

Contessa: My, my, you two really have some serious anger management issues that desperately need to be worked out.
Carmelita: You may have slipped away from me once, you horrible eight-legged witch. But this time, you're mine!
Contessa: My dear, you really should let go of your vengeance for what happened back in Prague.
Sly: Save your professional opinions. Nobody messes with me or my friends. Especially not a dirty cop like you.
Contessa: I see my words were wasted on you. Very well. I'll break your minds after the Shadow Guard is done with you. *clicks her claws as the Shadow Guard fire their bowguns at them, only for the other Road Rovers use Sly, Carmelita, Fox, and the Longfox Sisters as cover, since Sly and Carmelita's battlesuits and Fox's SPC armor are impenetrable to even medieval arrows, and Peri and Caroline's hides and muscles are too thick for medieval arrows and gun bullets to penetrate and tickle the Longfox sisters*
Blitz: I think they need to cool off now.
Exile: Da. I got 'em. *uses his freeze vision to freeze the Shadow Guard in blocks of ice, stopping them cold in their tracks* That'll hold them long enough.
*the Contessa escapes*
Carmelita: Oh no you don't! You're not escaping me this time you witch! *chases after the Contessa, fires homing shots from her shock pistol*

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-18 16:13:33 +0000 UTC]

*As follow Carmelita as we chase the Contessa Down with her*
Peri:*pants and running on all fours* where coming to get her too Carmie!
Caroline:*pants and running on all fours* yeah we wanna take her down too!

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-18 16:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Carmelita: I know, cabrons, but that bruja's mine! *keeps shooting at the Contessa with her shock pistols*
Contessa: *screams as she narrowly avoided the shots as she runs from Carmelita and the Longfox sisters* Please, let us be reasonable! Must we settle this through violence!?

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-18 16:59:12 +0000 UTC]

Peri:*Barks and Growls* don't even try to lie hag we know your tricks!!
*as she stops at a dead end as Carmelita and i and Caroline surround her*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-18 17:21:23 +0000 UTC]

Carmelita: End of the road, bruja.
Contessa: Oh please, why don't we settle this in a ladylike manner~?
Carmelita: It's a little late for that. And don't bother using your hypnosis on us. If it doesn't work on me, then it's a safe bet that you can't hypnotize these two girls.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-18 21:49:24 +0000 UTC]

Peri: yeah us Vantashians are a immune to being Hypnotizing!

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-18 22:27:23 +0000 UTC]

Contessa: Then allow me to test that theory. *tries to hypnotize Carmelita and the Longfox sisters*

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-19 04:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Peri:*As the Hypnotizing doesn't affect me or Carmelita or Caroline as we gotten Immunity to Hypnotizing* see your hypnotizing does not affect us!!*pounces on The Contessa and so does caroline as we started to attacking her so brutally with out her shadow guards she's defenseless*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-19 11:01:58 +0000 UTC]

*The Contessa then shoots web into Peri and Caroline's faces, blinding them long enough to escape, but gets cut off by Carmelita*
Carmelita: Where do you think you're going? And don't bother trying to hypnotize me as I'm fully immune to your hypnosis because of the Longfox curse.
Contessa: I have one more exit though~.
*Sly and Fox cut the Contessa off from escaping*
Sly: Guess what, Contessa? You don't.
Contessa: Quite right, unless I can hypnotize you to stand aside. *tries to hypnotize Sly and Fox and the Road Rovers, only to have no effect on Sly and Fox as they're innately immune to hypnosis*
Sly: *smirks* It doesn't work on me anymore, now that I'm under the Longfox Curse.

Fox: Same goes for me. *pulls out his Unholy Hellbringer phased plasma rifle and shoots the Contessa as it's set to "stun" knocking her unconscious*

Carmelita: Nice work. Are you guys okay?
Sly: I'm fine. Guess the Longfox curse has rendered us immune to hypnosis.
*Hunter, Colleen, Exile, and Blitz join up*
Exile: I've put Contessa's Shadow Guard in Siberian deep freeze, comrade.
Sly: Good. That'll hold the long enough. Just be sure to thaw them out when the cops want to collect them*
*They head to the next room and find Mz. Ruby*
Mz. Ruby: Hmm, I'm sensing some Longfox Curse vibes, and that is bad juju~. And to think that you two would come at me again. I guess it might be fate~. And you've brought some new friends as well~.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-19 11:11:18 +0000 UTC]

Peri: well if it isn't The Voodoo Witch...Mz. Ruby. andΒ chief mystic of the Fiendish Five.
Caroline: yeah you tried to create an army of ghosts to take over new mexico and your nothing but the evil voodooish reptile you are!.

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-19 12:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Mz. Ruby: *laughs* Oh, Longfox sisters, I can see your mouths moving, but all I hear is "blah blah blah!"~. How about I send my friends over to show you a good time~?
*lots of zombies and animated skeletons come out and approach them with crude weapons*
Fox: Ugh... That's disturbing.

Blitz: Pfah. It's just a bunch of flimsy rotten corpses reanimated through a bunch of hocus pocus. *extends his razor sharp claws and slices up the zombies to little pieces*

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-19 12:16:36 +0000 UTC]

Peri: look like it up to us to take this witch down!*extends my razor sharp pointed claws* i'm gonna skin you and make you into a alligator skin purse!!

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-19 14:13:49 +0000 UTC]

Mz. Ruby: There you go flapping your mouth, Peri Longfox, yet all I hear from it is "blah blah blah!"~. Immortal you may be, but I can tell that you're no shiny superhuman goddesses~.
Sly: There you go with the creepy condescending tone.
*more zombies and animated skeletons keep coming and they all keep fighting them*
Blitz: This is gonna take forever at this rate! I don't mind biting on bones though.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-19 22:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Peri: yeah me too!*Snarls as i charge at Mz. Ruby as she tries to tail whip me with her tail as i grab on to her by the tail and start swinging her around making her dizzy and i threw her to the wall and start claw writing on her shirt as it said "Leave Beverly Hills Before We Get You Mugghsot!"*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-19 23:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Sly: Real subtle to send a message to him.
*they leave Mz. Ruby behind and they run into Raleigh*
Raleigh: Ah, Sly Cooper and Inspector Carmelita Fox. How nice of you to pop in. The only thing is... I STILL OWE YOU TWO PAYBACK FOR WHAT HAPPENED AT THE ISLE OF WALES!!!

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-19 23:16:29 +0000 UTC]

Peri: well well well if it isn't Sir Raleigh The Ugly Toad who tried to use his Storm Machine on his BlimpΒ that generated harsh rain and winds indefinitely. you utilized the storm machine to sink passing ships which he could then plunder.
Caroline: andΒ Β chief machinist of the fiendish five. and we came to stop you and Muggshot for having more gambling chaos in Beverly Hills!

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 00:59:01 +0000 UTC]

Raleigh: Oh my, you had me at a loss. You know who I am, but I don't know you. Just another orphan from a bankrupt culture? AND WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME AN UGLY TOAD!!!???
Fox: Calling you, that's who.
Raleigh: NOBODY ASKED FOR YOU TO ANSWER!!! And I still remember our last encounter, armored mercenary.
Fox: Yeah, and I didn't waste any time trashing your last toy with a phased plasma laser blaster.
Colleen: And you may want to tone down the sassy sarcastic condescending attitude, BECAUSE NOBODY WILL LIKE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT!!!
Raleigh: Oh, how rude of me to insult you all. Obviously, I shouldn't have underestimated you. Now, let me oblige you to exact revenge by, what? USING A GIANT ROBOT TO CRUSH YOU LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT BUGS THAT YOU ARE!!! *brings out a giant robot with lots of armor, a couple of railgun cannons, grenade launcher pods, and barrage missile launcher batteries*
Sly: *smirks* If you want revenge, bring it on!
Carmelita: It's my duty to put you behind bars. That, and I enjoy beating on smart guy like the geeky dweebs from middle school.
Raleigh: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A GEEKY DWEEB!!! *aims his robots armaments at them, ready to fire*

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-20 01:30:22 +0000 UTC]

Peri: yeah and this for the slaughtering and murder of Sly's father with Clockwerk!*extents my razor sharp pointed claws ready and charges up to the robot as i use my Katana like claws as i slice the arms of the robot and it's armor that Raleigh was on and causes the robot to be sliced into pieces and armor too as he falls off of it*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 01:49:16 +0000 UTC]

Raleigh: *groans* That could've gone better. Well, gloat all you want, Sly Cooper, you won't be able to beat Muggshot so easily! He'll easily put you into an emergency room by... *gets rendered by Fox firing a shot from his Unholy Hellbringer set on "stun"*
Blitz: Now that is one way to shut him up.
Fox: Well, I'm getting tired of his lip, anyway.
*they leave Raleigh and they find El Jefe*
El Jefe: Well, if it isn't that vulpine mercenary who use cheap sci-fi weaponry before. And I see Cooper is here as well.
Sly: Been some time since our last encounter in Feudal Japan. Now you're working for a meathead like Muggshot?

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-20 02:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Peri: yeah and your El Jefe that sly was talking to me about. your that Siberian Tiger who was a commander whoΒ Β conquer many countries across the entire world andΒ selling them to the highest bidder. Being a military strategist of the highest rank, and the member of the so called Le Paradox's Gang.
Caroline: yeah and your master has been held captive and turned into a dark mutant slave by Prince Gamore!..and looks like you loosed your ball of yarn.

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 04:00:32 +0000 UTC]

El Jefe: *smokes a cigar* Real smart, aren't you? No wonder my old boss was missing. But you're not getting in any further, because you're all going to die right here. Plus, I still want payback on Cooper for dishonoring me and landing me in a prison I'm forced to make cigars in a prison where it has a "no smoking" policy. As for everyone else, it's nothing personal, mind you. You got in our way and you've got no one to blame but yourselves.
Sly: And you're still a big baby as I've remembered.
El Jefe: *growls* Oh, you'll pay for your disrespect, Cooper! *quickly pulls out a high-caliber break-action pistol and fires a bullet at Sly*
Sly: *catches the incoming bullet with his hands, with enhanced reflexes augmented by his battlesuit* That's it? That's all you've got?
El Jefe: *growls as he holsters the gun and pulls out customized combat machine gun with a 200-round box clip, grip, large scope, heavy duty muzzle brake, and a heavy barrel, grinning maliciously* Then how about this!?
Hunter: Nuh-uh. *speeds past El Jefe, taking the machine gun from him*
Colleen: And you should know that smoking's bad for you, mate. *shouts as she kicks the cigar out of the tiger's lips*
El Jefe: Ooh, real good, but you're still going to pay for that, as it was my last cigar!
Carmelita: *fires shots at El Jefe with her shock pistol, paralyzing and electrocuting the tiger with enough voltage to render him unconscious* Crack-headed pendejo...

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-20 04:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Peri: yeah yo took down the big bad kitty cat
Caroline: yeah he will be spending his nine lives in prison again.

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 12:56:29 +0000 UTC]

*The leave El Jefe and head to the next room to find Toothpick*
Toothpick: Well, if it isn't Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox.
Carmelita: I know you, pendejo! You're the Eastern European mob boss who played "Cowboys and Indians" and kidnapped me and used me as a hostage for Sly and tried to get me killed in a runaway stagecoach back in the past!
Sly: And under Le Paradox's orders no less. I still owe you payback for using Carmelita as a hostage and locking me and my gang up in a cell.
Blitz: You two know that little runt?
Sly: All too well.
Fox: And he's a total hothead and found out that he can bulk up to 10 times his size through sheer anger.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-20 13:02:24 +0000 UTC]

Peri: and the little armor rat armadillo is back to play cowboys and indians.
Caroline: and you tried to murder carmelita on purpose have you!.

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 14:09:29 +0000 UTC]

Toothpick: It was on purpose, and I figured it would draw the attention of Sly Cooper and his claim-jumping gang. If anything, I STILL WANT REVENGE FOR YOU TWO RUINING ME!!! I was having a good time in the past, but thanks to you, you pulled me back to this day and age!

Sly: You're lucky that hide of yours saved you from getting killed and you ended up put into a hospital in a full body cast from being hit by a train.

Carmelita: And you're tried and convicted for kidnapping me, using me as a hostage, tried to murder me, and even multiple accounts of robberies in eastern Europe.
Toothpick: I'm gonna make you pay for taking away my dream of becoming a cowboy in the Old West, and all my gold!!
Exile: The Old West is long over, so how about you stick to the present here and now?
Toothpick: *growls as he bulks up 10 huger in size, bellowing in a deep booming power saturated voice* YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT BET!!!???
Exile: Da, and I've beaten monsters bigger than you. And the only thing you've got is size. *grabs Toothpick with ease, thanks to his super strength*
Toothpick: PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!!
Exile: Oh I'll put you down alright. *throws Toothpick to a wall*

Sly: *wolf whistles* Not bad. Usually, that's why everyone, including his own men, are afraid of Toothpick, but you made him seem like a featherweight.
Toothpick: *growls* STOP THAT BLASTED WHISTLING!!!
Hunter: So you DO hate whistling, do you? *whistles a tune, which not only hurts Toothpick in an earshot, but is starting to infuriate him*
Toothpick: *growls furiously* I WARNED YOU!!! *tries to attack Hunter, but Exile punches Toothpick in the gut with enough strength to deflate the giant armadillo to normal size and literally knocking the breath out of him* This again?
Exile: Da, and I think you've had all the fun.
Toothpick: Oh yeah? *pulls out his customized heavy revolvers, but knocked out by Exile punching him in the face, knocking a bunch of the armadillo's teeth out and making the armadillo's face, cheeks, lips, and eyes swollen in pain*
Exile: Nighty-night.

Sly: I think Murray would like that.
Exile: Glad you think so, comrade. In fact, this is my first time I've used my super strength for combat purposes.
Carmelita: Yeah, you can hit like a runaway monster truck with its brakes cut at breakneck ramming speed, cabron.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-20 14:30:50 +0000 UTC]

Peri: yeah and even my superhuman strength can take down him easy
*as we head to the next room*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 14:52:07 +0000 UTC]

*They run into General Tsao*
Tsao: Ah, Sly Cooper, I was hoping you and that female police officer who arrested me would come.
Sly: General Tsao, I never imagined that you would get involved with Muggshot's gambling empire over Beverly Hills.
Tsao: Oh, I'm just along with him, to take revenge on you and that female police officer for dishonoring me!

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-20 14:59:06 +0000 UTC]

Peri: and you have nothing but to plague the streets of the Undead back in china and tried to terrorize and tried to marry The Panda King's Daughter Jing King and so your family bloodline will become unstoppable!.
Caroline: yeah you betterΒ Cock a doodle doo out of here before things get worse when we beat you!.

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 19:37:41 +0000 UTC]

Tsao: That, I couldn't have said better myself. I did that to rule the northern regions of China with an iron fist. *looks at Caroline* And how dare you talk to me with such blatant disrespect towards me? For a servant of Sly Cooper, you are most troublesome, for a mere werewolf.
Sly: *imitates buzzer* Wrong guess, Tsao. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?
Tsao: Well what are they then?
Carmelita: Just a fly in the ointment, Tsao. A monkey in the wrench. A pain in the ass.
Fox: And remember me, Tsao? You gloated at me about your rulership over the northern regions of China.
Tsao: I still remember you the other day, mercenary.
Fox: I proved that science can compete with magic, expecially your dark magic.
Blitz: Forcing a poor innocent girl to marry you? That's no way to treat her.
Tsao: She's a woman! She doesn't know up from down!
Colleen: Come again? I didn't quite catch that!
Tsao: You brought some weak women into this. I should know!
Carmelita: You don't know a thing about women, pendejo!
Colleen: Yeah, and you're gonna find out what we can do! *takes a martial arts stance*
Tsao: *laughs* Women can be so fickle. They can't even do martial arts.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-20 22:12:32 +0000 UTC]

Peri:*Growls* i still can!
Caroline: me too!
*as me and caroline extent our razor sharp Katana like claws as we scratch slice onto Genera; Tsao's Shield as it got sliced into pieces*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 22:54:49 +0000 UTC]

Tsao: *gasps* My shield, Genera, destroyed! It was forged with the use of the black magic of my family!
Carmelita: Not so tough without your shield to protect you now, aren't you, Tsao?
Tsao: Another outrage I have suffered since my family temple was destroyed and the treasure it was kept in stolen from me by the Cooper Gang, and my family's guardian dragon was slain by you, Cooper!
Sly: Wow, you are vain and insecure. They've sliced your shield up beyond repair, and we can crack your skull.
Tsao: You cannot hurt me!
Blitz: Oh no? I can test that theory. *he gets behind General Tsao and bites him in the butt, making the rooster general crow in pain*
Exile: Oh, that's gotta hurt.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-20 23:02:49 +0000 UTC]

Peri: Yeah Cock A Doodle Doo all you want!. this is what you get for your accused of your family's dark magic!
Caroline: told ya things will get worse!

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-20 23:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Colleen: Good. Just hold him still, Blitz. *shouts as she pummels away at Tsao with her martial arts*

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-21 00:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Peri: yeah get him Colleen get him!
*as we watch calloeen as she beating up Tsao with her martial arts*

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-21 03:58:38 +0000 UTC]

Colleen: *shouts martial art cries as she pummels the daylights out of Tsao*

Sly: Hunter, Exile, other than martial arts skills and experience, but what other powers does she have? Invisibility? Black Magic?

Fox: Or telepathy and mystical powers like Krystal, or foreseeing visions the future like a certain Monado wielder I scrapped with?

Exile: Nyet, afraid not. Colleen's the only Road Rover with no superpowers. She relies on martial arts to fight.
Hunter: She may not be as fast as yours truly, or as powerful as Exile here, or having claws and fangs as razor sharp as Blitz's, but her CQC skills and experience can make up for her lack of superpowers.
Carmelita: Still, with training like that, I bet she can use weapons made for close quarters combat.
Colleen: *knocks Tsao unconscious with a heel drop to the head* Alright, Blitz, you can take your teeth off him.
Blitz: *removes his teeth from Tsao's butt* Alright. At least we won't take any more lip from his beak. Good thing I did what you said. Because I love you.
Colleen: I appreciate your feelings for me, but you probably know that I'm in love with Hunter.
Blitz: Yeah, yeah, I know already.
Carmelita: Alright, can't this love triangle wait until we put Muggshot away again for gambling?
Exile: Da, if this Muggshot is as tough as you say, then I'd like to test that theory, comrade.
Sly: Oh, we'll give him a BIG surprise.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-21 04:19:53 +0000 UTC]

Peri: Yeah let's teach that mangy mutt a lesson to never do anymore illegal gambling empires again when after Deadeye got him another upgrade for him.

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Owyn-Ross In reply to Perithefox10 [2019-02-21 13:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Hunter: There's no telling when he'll keep running more gambling empires as "never" can only be a long time for his case.
Colleen: Yeah, you can't expect him to get out of gambling habits forever, love.
Exile: What does Deadeye look like, comrade?
Carmelita: A white wolf, Russian, half-blind, and is known to be a master spy.
Sly: He made me and my gang and Carmelita go after three guys who wronged him before. One of them hired some of his men but ate them for lunch, another guy called him out for being "useless", and the last guy broke a precious vase that belonged to Deadeye's mother.
Blitz: Oh, that sounded like a raw deal.
Fox: Well, nothing we can do about Deadeye now. Let's look for Muggshot in the airship's bridge.

*along the way to the bridge, Exile uses his heat vision and super strength to force the doors open, and they made it to the bridge of the casino airship*

Sly: Alright, looks like Muggshot's not here yet.

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Perithefox10 In reply to Owyn-Ross [2019-02-21 13:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Peri: or maybe he escaped?.

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